Superman Action Comics Boxer Briefs
Made from 95% cotton and 5% spandex these Superman boxer briefs for men
feature classic comic book illustrationsof both Superman in Action and
his mild mannered affable Daily Planet employee alter ego Clark Kent!
These Action Comics Boxer briefs are machine washable with an exposed
elastic waistband featuring the Action Comics logo! Slouch puff out your
gut and wear a pair of black rimmed glasses for complete invisibility
to coworkers!Underwear Returns Disclaimer
Flash Symbol Collage Boxer Briefs
Made from 100% cotton this pair of red boxer briefs for men feature a
collage of Flash symbols mixed with classic Flash logos and yellow highlights
bordering the legs and functioning fly! The covered elastic waistband
features raised Flash logos beneath a yellow stripe running the full length
of the waistband. Man these Flash boxer briefs are just the…just the
cat’s pajamas m’man. They’re just so…so…neato. Have I mentioned that
these boxer briefs are Flash approved? Yep they’re Flash approved. He
showed up at the meeting (we wore special glasses so we could see him)
phased his arm through a pen and directed the ink as it exploded slapping
down droplets in the from of his signature. Good gravy. A few people took
an early lunch that lasted…oh about until their retirement.
Marvel Comics Commotion Boxer Briefs
Made from 95% cotton and 5% spandex these Marvel comics boxer briefs
for men feature classic comic book images of MarvelComics Super Heroes
in a colorful collage of comic strip action! Take that Stan! These Boxer
Briefs are machine washable with an exposed elastic waistband lettered
with the highly recognizable Marvel logo. Hey there’s Spiderman egging
on the Rhino! There’s Thor cracking a walnut! There’s Hulk…..thinking!
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Superman Multi Symbol Boxer Briefs
If you could get the Man of Steel to protect one place on your body one
of your answers may be the ol’ family jewels. It is easy to rest while
knowing that only red sunlight could possibly lower your defense! An elastic
waist band and a fine blend of 95% cotton and 5% spandex this blessed
union forms to not only look sharp but broadcast an ultra high frequency
Superman theme by John Williams. SuperHeroStuff.Com is not responsible
for any animals driven insane by said theme song.
Marvel Villains Kids Pull-In Boxer Briefs
Do you know a little person with big big dreams? Say of…WORLD DOMINATION?
AH-HAHAHA! (I know this 6 year old that laughs like that after finishing
his cereal I have high hopes for him). These Marvel Villains Kids Pull-In
Boxer Briefs are just the sort of underpants for those lil’ nippers! Made
by the quality people of Pull-In these are some bad (in that good way)
undies. These are made from 85% Polyester and 15% Lycra as well as high
quality waistband material and with sublimated printing (which infuses
the printing into the fabric for extra resistance to fading and wear from
light and cleaning)! This is underwear for the future master of the world
indeed! The kids boxer briefs feature a colorful line up of Marvel Comics
best-est bad guys like Magneto Green Goblin Dr. Doom Sabertooth Galactus
Batman Blue Symbols Boxer Shorts
Made from 100% Cotton this pair of boxer shorts for men feature a liberal
layering of oval Batman symbols colored in an arctic softening blue set
against a background of Batman logos in a still navy monochrome. Yup.
These are boxer shorts for fans of Batman. Yup. Oh and they also feature
a functioning button fly and a covered elastic waistband for a comfortable
Batman Midnight in Gotham City Boxer Shorts
Made from 100% Cotton this soft comfortable pair of Boxer Shorts for
men features quite the…slathering…of Batman images and a general aesthetic
influenced by Batman’s Gothic and noir-ish leanings. Lots of grays and
blacks some classic flourishes and script; a few bright yellows beaming
outside of this otherwise silent palate. These Batman Boxers are also
machine washable with a covered elastic waistband and a fully functioning
fly! That’s right: Fully functional! You’re welcome!
Marvel Avengers Superhero Boxers
Made from 100% cotton these boxer shorts for men feature a colorful collection
of your favoriteMarvel Comics’ Superhero Characters displayed in an orderly
grid-like fashion.Hey there’s Iron Man corrupting your Facebook page with
a computer virus. There’s Doctor Doom scowling at Iron Man for not using
2 viruses! There’s Hulk……he’s angry. These Marvel boxers are machine
washable and also feature a button fly and covered elastic waistband.
Batman Painted Symbol on City Boxer Shorts
Made from 100% cotton these Batman boxer shorts for men feature the DC
Comics Batman Symbol dripping yellow paint over a black and white city
graphic. Not a very Gothic city graphic so maybe it isn’t Gotham but by
gosh it is assuredly a city that Batman may or may not have visited! Probably.
These Batman Boxers also feature an open edge fly and a covered elasticwaistband.
Oh and they’re machine washable too!
Fantastic Four Blue and Orange Boxer Shorts
Made from 100% Cotton these Fantastic Four Blue and Orange Boxer Shorts
are Mens knitboxer shorts featuring 2 group-shots of the Fantastic Four
withillustrations by Mike Wieringo and Alan Davis! Hey that’s The ThingMr.
Fantastic the See-through Seductress and Hot-Pants on this pair ofsuper-soft
Fantastic Four Boxer Shorts! Ok I meant the HumanTorch and the Invisible
Baker er…Invisible Woman! These Fantastic Four Blue and Orange Mens
Boxer Shorts aremachine washable have an openfly and an exposed Marvel
elastic waistband. OPEN FLY!Underwear Returns Disclaimer
Green Lantern Boxer Shorts
I see that you are bold…but are….daring? Those that are both bold
and daring(and Green Lantern fans) might be extremely interested in the
100% cotton Green Lantern Boxer Shorts! Show off your significant will
power in an…um….interesting place with these bad boys. Features an
elastic waist for snugness and the ever popular Green Lantern symbol these
skivvies are sure to impress anybody lucky enough to see them. Suppose
the Blackest Night is where the sun doesn’t shine?
Iron Man Digital Boxers
Made from 100% Cotton this pair of soft comfortable boxer shorts for
men feature a close up image of Iron Man with Repulsors aimed and ready
flying in front of a circuit board background! The Iron Man logo adorns
the back of these soft boxers also set amidst patterns of circuitry and
various technological conduits. These Iron Man boxers also feature a functioning
fly and a covered elastic waistband.Underwear Returns Disclaimer
Justice League Action Figures Boxer Shorts
Made from 100% Cotton these boxer shorts for men feature brightly colored
preeminent members of the Justice League positioned arbitrarily over a
gray and white nearly monochromatic mosaic of classic to contemporary
Justice League comic book covers! There’s Superman Green Lantern Flash
and Batman floating around….and stuff. Maybe rescuing a cat from…the
moon or something. Anyway these Justice League boxer shorts also feature
a functioning button-fly and a covered elastic waistband for a comfortable
Superman Under Jeans Boxer Shorts
Made from 100% cotton this pair of boxer shorts for men is illustrated
to appear as though…one’s Superman boxer shorts are revealed by wearing
one’s pants …extremely low. Yep. I kid you not. That belt? illustrated.
The material and pockets? Illustrated. That Superman emblem on the illustrated
back pocket of the illustrated jeans? Illustrated. That’s right we’ve
lifted the burden of having to actually wear your pants that freakin’
low by maufacturing the appearance! You’re welcome! Anyway confusing jeans-boxers
hybridization aside these Superman boxers also feature a functioning fly
and a covered elastic waistband for a comfortable fit!
Superman Comic Explosion Boxers
Made from 100% Cotton these Superman Boxer Shorts for men feature a rather
large Superman shield symbol with some sort of illustrated explosion occurring
just underneath the bottom of the icon. Check out the other illustrations
of Superman flying about and his familiar moniker “The Man of Steel printed
well quite a few times. These babies are machine washable sport a fully
functioning fly and also features a covered elastic waistband. Don’t worry
there is no actual exploding going on. Just stay away from any wall sockets
Transformers ROF Decepticon Symbol Boxer Shorts
Made from 100% Cotton this pair of black boxer shorts for men features
the symbol of the villainous sentient transforming robots the Decepticons
on front and the Transformers Revenge of the Fallen logo adorning the
backside. In the hit live action Transformers film Revenge of the Fallen
Optimus Prime leader of the peacekeeping sect of transforming Robots the
Autobots kicked the living #### out of that giant…wheeled thing. Yeah!
Kicked the #### out of it! YEAH! Ahem. This pair of Transformers boxer
shorts also features a fully functioning fly and covered elastic waistband
for a comfortable fit! Oh and we’re not responsible if these boxers transform
into a sentient drill that may or may not bore into your gallbladder.
Nope we can’t help you with that.
Batgirl High Class Cuff Bracelet
Wow. Simply stunning…I have never seen such an exquisite cuff bracelet
featuring the Batgirl logo! And people say that high society functions
are boring; you can always breathe a bit of life back into that stuffy
old party with this off the chain Batgirl High Class Cuff Bracelet! This
particular piece of jewelry is made of solid brass and then plated in
gun metal! Those little sparklies you see dotting the surface? Cubic Zirconias!
This is a quality piece of jewelry that is hard to find and has reflexive
arm bands that can adjust to many different sizes. The Batgirl High Class
Cuff Bracelet is about 3.5 inches across 1.75 inches high and 2.5 inches
deep; that is the space from the back of the bracelet to the arms of the
grip in a neutral position. How many places can you get this kind of decadent
comic accessory? Not that many let me tell you that! Just don’t get too
proud of it or else you’re earn the ire of Gotham City’s criminal underbelly.
You certainly wouldn’t want Catwoman or Penguin breaking into your house
to take your super sweet Batgirl High Class Cuff Bracelet.
Batman Symbol Stainless Steel Bracelet
Measuring 9″ when laid out flat and a nearly 1.25 inch diameter acrossthe
symbol this stainless steel high quality bracelet features the Batman
symbol! The links measure about half an inch high withpins attaching the
links…like a watch dippy! Yes you may have totake these to a jeweler
to adjust the sizing because I wouldn’t trustthose porky fingers to do
anything that required finesse or dexterity!These Batman bracelets are
high quality and we have no idea how long they’lllast so get ‘em while
you can or Batman will freakin’ break your legs! Hey it keeps criminals
off the streets and inside with their computers….ordering his licensed
Flash Symbol Stainless Steel Bracelet
Measuring 9″ when laid out flat and a nearly 1.25 inch diameter acrossthe
symbol this stainless steel high quality bracelet features the Flash symbol!
The links measure about half an inch high withpins attaching the links…like
a watch dippy! Yes you may have totake these to a jeweler to adjust the
sizing because I wouldn’t trustthose porky fingers to do anything that
required finesse or dexterity!These bracelets are high quality and we
have no idea how long they’lllast so get ‘em while you can or Flash will…will…well
he already did it. See he’s that fast!
Green Lantern Symbol Stainless Steel Bracelet
Measuring 9″ when laid out flat and a nearly 1.25 inch diameter across
the symbol this stainless steel high quality bracelet features the Green
Lantern Symbol! These babies are so freakin’ sheik you may have to take
them to a jeweler to have them adjusted….y’know for your bulbous wrist!
The links measure about half an inch high with pins attaching the links…like
a watch dippy! Wear this Green Lantern Bracelet with pride save the galaxy
and enjoy the glow of your Power Ring reflecting off the shiny brushed
integument that is stainless steel! Hal Jordan wears this baby off panel!
We’ve seen it!
Superman Symbol Stainless Steel Bracelet
Measuring 9″ when laid out flat and a nearly 1.25 inch diameter across
the symbol this stainless steel high quality bracelet features the Superman
Shield Symbol!! The links measure about half an inch high with pins attaching
the links…like a watch dippy! That’s right you might actually have to
take this baby to a jeweler to get it to fit properly…unless you can
do it yourself of course. This Superman bracelet was worn by Superman
briefly…I think it was in the later 80′s when he had the mullet. I know
I cried when he cut it too. The bottom line here brother is that you won’t
see something like this for a long time so get it while you can…..While
Wonder Woman Bracelet
You know what I bet you think of almost everyday? “How sweet would it
be to dodge bullets just like my hero Wonder Woman!” I’m sure you have
the theme song down I’m sure your co-workers and family are getting sick
of you yelling out ‘WONDER WOMMMAAAAAN’ and I’m not entirely sure if you’ll
ever be able to dodge and block bullets; however you can look the part
at least with this fantastic 2.25 inch diameter Wonder Woman Bracelet!
Features the ever-present Wonder Woman symbol and proto-typical stars!
Now if we could just find a magic truth telling lasso and invisible plane
then you would be set.
Wonder Woman Bracelet Stainless Steel
Measuring 9″ when laid out flat and a nearly 1.25 inch diameter across
the symbol this stainless steel high quality bracelet features the Wonder
Woman symbol! The links measure about half an inch high with pins attaching
the links…like a watch dippy! Yes you may have to take these to a jeweler
to adjust the sizing because I wouldn’t trust those porky fingers to do
anything that required finesse or dexterity! These bracelets are high
quality and we have no idea how long they’ll last so get ‘em while you
can or…..Wonder Woman will break your freakin’ neck a la Maxwell Lord!
Amazon Silver Bracers Set
Sometimes you just really need a pair of bracers. To round out that suit
of light weight combat plate to complete your Amazon warrior outfit or
to defend against projectiles with a certain bullets and bracers technique!
I bet you could come up with a bunch more uses for the Amazon Silver Bracers
Set made from high grade stainless steel! Not just one but TWO! That’s
pure crazysauce right there with a light sprinkling of deliriouso. Yes
that is a flavor. I think it is powdered energy drink with a pinch of
Old Bay and Worchestershire? Don’t quote me on that though. Anyways these
great Amazon Silver Bracers Set are 3 inches long and a little shy of
2.5 inches wide(from the broadest part of the bracer). Laid flat a bracer
is 2.25 inches high! Highly reflective and durable though I’m not entirely
sure if you can ricochet real bullets. Not sure if it is a good idea to
JLA Justice League Symbol Hero Briefs
Made from 95% Cotton and 5% Polyester this pair of comfortable briefs
for men features the Flash Superman and Green Lantern symbols on front
and…turn it around…a huge-@$$ old-timey Batman logo! YEAH! These DC
Superhero briefs also feature black highlights bordering the functioning
fly and leg openings as well as a covered elastic waistband adorned with
raised “DC Originals” logos! YEAH! So…..your crotch is a fan of the
Flash Supes and GL but your back end…..goes for the Bat? Interesting.
There’s something…telling…there I’m sure. Anyway this a great pair
of underwear for….you fan of the Justice League and you fan of…underwear.
Batman Comics BOOM WHAK Briefs
Herewe have the Batman Comics BOOMWHACK Briefs made from 95% Cotton
and 5% Spandex! These are qualitypairs of briefs featuring the DarkKnight
himself Batman punching the crap out of…something; not quitesure what.
These Batman Briefs are ultra-soft with an elastic band fora secure fit
and we’re also pretty sure these babies are limited soget ‘em now slackers!Underwear
Batman Mini Symbols Collage Briefs
Made from 100% Cotton this pair of black briefs for men feature a heck
of a lot of tiny Batman symbols with yellow highlights bordering the legs
and functioning fly. The black covered elastic waistband features raised
yellow Batman logs underneath a yellow stripe running the entire circumference
of the briefs.Ahh Batman. We know your little game. Immediately after
you approve another consumer item for mass sales a bigger better Bat-vehicle
hits the streets tunnels underneath the park or flies above my apartment
complex. I mean right after you cut a deal for these collage briefs not
2 days later there was a Batman Monster Truck running over a bunch of
guys wearing ridiculously exaggerated smiles. Ecch. I’m sure the Bat-hose
was a necessity at some point that evening.
Batman Symbol Black Briefs
Made from 95% cotton and 5% spandex these briefs for men feature the
ubiquitousBatman black and yellow symbol on black fabric with yellow detailing.
This pair of mens’ underwear is machinewashable with a functional fly
and an exposed Batman trademark elasticwaistband. Does Batman wear these
babies after a hard night of head bustin’? Uh he’s already wearin’ ‘em
lunkhead.Underwear Returns Disclaimer
Flash Yellow Collage Briefs
Made from 100% Cotton these yellow briefs for men feature a collage of
Flash symbols and logos on a yellow background with red highlights bordering
the legs and functioning fly. The covered elastic waistband features yellow
raised Flash logos underneath a yellow sporty stripe. That’s right I said….”SPORTY!!!!!!”
You a fan of the Flash? No the other one; I’m talking Wally freakin’ West
not that white-bread Barry Allen. I never new boredom could move so fast.
Flash Red Outline Symbol Briefs
Made from 100% Cotton this red pair of mens’ briefs features the Flash
symbol front and center outlined in red amidst yellow highlights bordering
the legs and functional fly. The covered elastic waistband is covered
in yellow raised Flash logos underneath a sporty yellow stripe. Yes this
is very much like the other pair of Flash briefs we offer….but with
a red outline surrounding the bolt instead of black. Sometimes we appreciate
the more subtle differences. Barry Allen as creator of the Speed Force?
Not one of those subtle changes but still a change and still sucky.
Iron Man Comic Panel Briefs
Made from 95% Cotton and 5% Spandex this pair of mens’ briefs features
classic comic book scenes of Iron Man in action! There’s Iron Man angry
at himself! There’s Iron Man punting a tree! There’s Iron Man….with
your sister!!!? What the #$%$!@@! Ok that last stuff really isn’t on there.
This pair of Iron Man briefs are highlighted in red machine washable and
feature a functional fly and exposed Iron Man Logo elastic waistband.
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Iron Man Circle Image Briefs
Made from 95% Cotton and 5% Spandex this pair of black briefs for men
features a circular transferred image of the Invincible Iron Man from
the chest up surrounded by red highlights bordering the leg openings and
fully functional fly…perfected by Stark Industries. You should have
seen the Stane Industries version of the functioning fly. Resulted in
a lot of angry…and damp…customers! EWWW! Anyway this pair of Iron
Man briefs also features a covered elastic waistband adorned with raised
black Iron Man logos!
JLA Superhero Super Powers Briefs
Made from 95% Cotton and 5% Spandex these DC comics briefs for men feature
some of your favorite superheroes from the Justice League of America!
There’s Superman Aquaman Flash Green Lantern and Batman all here to stick
Darkseid’s Anti-Life Equation where the sun don’t shine! And they brought
their symbols too! And check out that elastic waistband with the denoted
“Super-Powers” logo repeated along the expanse of the band. You remember
the DC Super Powers action figure line from the 1980′s right? Remember?
You had Lex Luthor in that crazy green and purple armor dragging Barbie
through the mud? Aquaman held Ken underwater for like 15 hours and commanded
your goldfish to chew off his nose? Oh now you remember. These DC Comic
briefs are also machine washable with a functional fly! And that’s not
an extra that’s included!
Spiderman Juvenile 3 Pack Briefs Set
Made from 100% Cotton here’s a 3 pack of Spiderman briefs for juvenile-sized
boys featuring images of Spiderman in action along with various multicolored
takes on the Spiderman symbol! Each pair of these soft Spiderman briefs
for boys also features a functioning fly colored highlights bordering
the legs and fly and a covered elastic waistband for a comfortable fit!Your
little one a fan of Spiderman? Yeah? They pretend to throw broken glass
at the Daily Bugle building and only answer to “Menace?” Really? Then…you
probably should NOT buy these Spiderman briefs since….we might be partially
responsible for enabling some VERY unhealthy behavior.
Spiderman Spider Symbol Briefs
Made from 95% cotton and 5% spandex these Spiderman briefs for men feature
a blackSpider-Man spider symbol on a background of classic Spider-Mancostume
colors. That’s right today we’re calling those “classic” colors “fiery”
red with “sky” blue highlights. These Spiderman briefs are machine washable
with a functioning fly; also featuring the Spiderman logo in thick black
letters on an elastic waistband. Have we mentioned these undies are web-free?
NO? Sorry. WEB FREE!Underwear Returns Disclaimer
Spiderman Red Symbol Black Briefs
Made from 100% Cotton these black briefs for men feature a giant red
Spiderman symbol printed directly over the..”area”……on a black background
with red highlights bordering the legs and functioning fly. The black
covered elastic waistband features raised Spiderman logos some red Spiderman
symbols and one of those sporty stripes lining the top of the band.Spiderman
really liked these at the last licensing meeting. I mean he put ‘em on
his head and just……he danced around and sang a lesser known Cyndi
Lauper track. Very…odd.
Spiderman Multi Symbols Red Briefs
Made from 100% Cotton this pair of briefs for men features quite a few
black Spiderman symbols scurrying about on a red background with black
highlights bordering the legs and functional fly. The black covered elastic
waistband is adorned with red Spiderman logos and…oh look…another
spider or so. I know there’s a theme going on…I just can’t….quite…see
it. Spiderman. Spiders. Nope I still can’t see the connection.
Star Wars Darth Vader Collage Briefs
Made from 100% Cotton this pair of black briefs for men features a collage
of Star Wars logos and Darth Vader craniums floating….diabolically…
over top a black background. These Star Wars briefs also feature a functioning
fly and an elastic covered waistband adorned with raised Star Wars logos
beneath a stripe lining the length of the band. Whew!Darth Vader. He is
not your friend. He says he is and he might really seem to be…but he’s
not. He’s really…not. Have I mentioned that he cut off his son’s hand?
No? He cut off his son’s hand. He is not your friend. A considerate neighbor
through. His lawn is just so….green.
Superman Comics BOOM Briefs
Checkout these Superman Boom Briefs made from 95% cotton and 5% Spandex!This
Pair of Superman briefs features Superman breaking Chains andSuperman
punching the living crap out of some poor soul or surface.This pair of
Superman BOOM Briefs is an ultra soft black pair of Men’sUnderwear with
an elastic band and a very busy Superman. ActuallySuperman looks pretty
happy busting and punching. What a life!Underwear Returns Disclaimer
Superman Symbol Man of Steel Briefs
Made from 95% cotton and 5% spandex these royal blue briefs for men feature
Superman’s stylized”S” Shield Symbol in the distinctive Superman red blue
and yellow colors. These Superman briefs aremachine washable have a functional
fly and an exposed elasticwaistband featuring the trademark “MAN OF STEEL
” lettering. Have I mentioned the fact that the fly here is fully functional?Underwear
Superman Red Symbol Navy Blue Hero Briefs
Made from 95% Cotton and 5% Polyester these navy blue briefs for men
feature a red Superman symbol outlined in white slapped right on top of…that
spot…with red highlights bordering the leg openings and fully functioning
fly. And check out the white raised “Man of Steel” moniker adorning the
red covered elastic waistband! COOL! You a fan of Superman? How about….underwear?
Really? You like…both!!? Cool. Let me step to the left so you can….ADD
Batman Belt Buckle Flat Black Symbol
If Batman were here today this is what he’d probably be wearing. The
Flat Black paint job on this buckle is extremely understated. For the
hero at night that doesn’t want to get noticed that is hyper conscious
of reflective uniform accessories and how they are not tactical in the
field this buckle does the job. It’s so black it virtually sucks the light
from around it like a black hole. No kidding we couldn’t even get a reflection
off this buckle when we took a picture of it. It’s as cool as it is understated.
But if you want LOUD… then check out our Chrome Bat Buckle! This flat
metallic Batman Belt Buckle measures 4″ x 2.55″ Very Cool! Honest!
Batman Dark Knight Joker Ha Ha Belt Buckle
Measuring 2.5″ across in diameter this circular chrome layered belt buckle
is etched and colored with the facial features of the Joker taken from
the hit film Batman: The Dark Knight! Oh and check out all those chaotically
cut exclamations of slightly sadistic hilarity in the form of red and
black filled “HA-Ha’s.” Weird right? Anyway this Joker buckle is for fans
of Batman the Dark Knight Joker Joker eating tacos without a spoon and…now
wait without a spoon?
Batman Symbol Belt Buckle Glow in the Dark
Measuring 4.5″ across and 2.5″ high this oval metallic belt buckle features
a raised Batman symbol rendered in highly reflective chrome-metal! Now
turn off the lights. Why? Look at the buckle! That’s right the yellow
background is now all aglow! Yes it glows in the dark! You are VERY welcome
Batman fans! The yellow field adorned with the raised Batman symbol actually….glows
in the dark! Again you are welcome! This metal Batman buckle is perfect
for securing utility belts fastening common non-utility belts and….staring
at in a speechless drooling awe inside a lightless environment for at
least 72 hours. Let the hallucinations…guide you.
Captain America Face Belt Buckle
Life liberty and the pursuit of belt buckles! Wait…is that how it went?
Yeah most likely. I mean the American public education system has never
let us down. Ever. Anyways I was going over some history the other day
and noticed how Captain America single handily stopped World War 2. Something
like Operation Overlord which involved dropping Captain America out of
a plane with nothing more then a Swiss Army Knife and some water balloons.
Two weeks later the Axis power was defeated and most of the soldiers were
left moistened and cranky. Yes Captain America is truly the greatest defender
freedom and democracy. What better way to show off one’s love for Captain
America and everything he has done for this country then a metallic Captain
America Face Belt Buckle? Belt buckles are the best venue for expressing
one’s opinion from what I’ve been told. Who wouldn’t want a piece of Kirby
artwork somewhere on them?
Darth Maul Enamel Coated Metal Belt Buckle
Darth Maul was designed to be something out of a nightmare. That is something
George Lucas himself said which is kind of scary considering the normal
things that come out of his noggin. My nightmares usually contain Howard
the Duck and I must rescue Leah Thompson from him. I was surprised to
find out that Darth Maul ended up looking like some sort of demon! Well
at least he gave Qui Gon and Obi Wan a run for their money. 2 vs 1 is
already pretty unfair Darth Maul had to even the odds….and yet somehow
he still loses! I don’t quite follow but I hear Darth Maul was put back
together and is some kind of cyborg now. I suppose if Boba Fett can survive
a sarlacc pit then good ol’ Darth Maul should be able to survive being
split in twain. Speaking of drawing and quartering Sith Lords check out
this 3.5 inch high by 2.5 inch wide Darth Maul Belt Buckle! Like I said
he survived being split at the midsection so we might as well take his
Flash Red Epoxy Filled Belt Buckle
Measuring 3″ across in diameter this circular metallic belt buckle features
the Flash symbol submerged and filled with a solid red epoxy. This unique
application gives one the impression of a buckle layered in static liquid
or perhaps….captured Speed Force? Nah. Neat effect though. Anyway this
is a cool as all get out Flash belt buckle that only the cool people know
about. Uh…how did you find out about this? You certainly didn’t hear
it from me.
Flash Symbol Belt Buckle
3.0″ Diameter This 3″ Flash Belt Buckle is made of hard enamel and features
the traditional Flash lightning bolt and circle symbol.
Frankenstein’s Chrome Dome Belt Buckle
We actually made this Frankenstein’s Chrome Dome Belt Buckle out of old
dead belt buckles. We had found one regular belt buckle but that was listed
as an ‘Abby Normal’ or some jazz like that. I’m not entirely sure anymore.
Been slaving over a boiling cauldron for the past 8 hours and I think
the cyanide and arsenic have started taking a toll on my mental capabilities.
All I know is I want to find a paint by numbers coloring book….AND COLOR
OUTSIDE THE LINE! Yeah I’m a rebel just like Victor Frankenstein. Some
things just shouldn’t be done k? Anyways if you have a liking to good
ol’ Franky and you enjoy a good belt from time to time you should probably
get this 3.5 inch tall by 2.5 inch wide Frankenstein’s Chrome Dome Belt
Buckle. It isn’t a crime against humanity. We promise.
ATHF Frylock Belt Buckle
Measuring 2″ across and 3.5″ high this metallic belt buckle is rendered
in the familiar shape of Frylock a rather intelligent order of fries featured
prominently in the hit Cartoon Network series Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
Frylock has an idea. Frylock has a lot of ideas. One of them may be to
treat Meatwad’s cognitive deficiencies. If such a science existed Frylock
would be the one to invent it apply it and enjoy the benefits of helping
another…..sentient food-thing. This Frylock buckle is for fans of Aqua
Teen Hunger Force those with belts separated by space between 2 ends and….Frylock.
G.I. Joe Silver Logo Belt Buckle
Measuring 5.5″ across and 1.75″ high this sliver metallic belt buckle
features the classic G.I. Joe Logo taken from the hit cartoon comic book
and toy line! G.I. Joe is America’s premiere anti-terrorist strike force.
It’s members are highly trained and highly capable of killing you without
unsettling a hair on your pasty back. GI Joe will mop the floor with you
and….YOUR SILLY LITTLE GROUP OF SLEEPER AGENTS!!!!!!! Wear this GI Joe
buckle the next time you Snake eyes and Stalker hit Afghanistan to …efficiently
shorten the war with maximum casualties and minimal perspiration.
Green Lantern Die Cut Belt Buckle
Measuring 2.75″ across and a hair over 3″ high we have the Green Lantern
symbol rendered in the form of a belt buckle! This metallic buckle features
the symbol of the Green Lantern Corps.; selected members of an almost
militaristic yet peace-keeping body using special rings to draw and channel
the collected willpower of all sentient beings. If you see a green hard-light
anvil falling towards you from the atmosphere whilst in the middle of
robbing Queen Bugshifter from Amalos IV chances are you’ve been made by
the Green Lanterns! This Green Lantern belt buckle is for you fan of Green
Lantern and you fan of a tightly secured pair of pants!
Green Lantern Belt Buckle Green Edge
This is a metal belt buckle with a painted enamel face. Green Lantern
Belt Buckle Attributes 3″ Diameter Very Cool!
Green Lantern Belt Buckle Silver Edge
Oa has a somewhat strict dress code though it is only strict if you don’t
like green….or the symbol of PURE AWESOME WILLPOWER! Yeah Boo-yaka-sha!
Whoa sorry about that. I get a little excited when the Green Lantern Corps
is involved. I’ve sent my application in and now I’m just waiting for
the Guardians to call me back. It’s been like 4 months so I’m hoping they
are just really backlogged. I already have my costume set aside and my
final piece was this great 3 inch diameter Green Lantern Belt Buckle Silver
Edge! I almost always have at least 5 Green Lantern symbols on me at any
given time and this is no exception. So take a page from my book and turn
that boring belt into something that is to be respected! The Green Lantern
Belt Buckle Silver Edge – for those who can claim the title ‘Green Lantern’.
Green Lantern White Green Belt Buckle
This is a white round metal belt buckle with a painted enamel face featuring
the Green Lantern Symbol. This Green Lantern Buckle measures 3″ in Diameter
goes great with a black and green suit and enables communication with
little blue men attempting to promote order in the universe!
JLA Justice League Sliced Buckle
The Justice League. It’s a lot like the Boy/ Girl Scouts but you need
a superhero merit badge to be able to qualify for membership. Building
fires and CPR isn’t enough these days. Making hard light constructs with
the power of your mind running at the speed of light talking with fishy
fishes possessing super hero funding and iron resolve or just being the
physical embodiment of an immortal justice. Well now that I think about
it if you can do the two rubbing-sticks-together-to-make-fire thing it
may at least get you consideredYou know what else might get you considered
for membership in the Justice League? Wearing this fine belt buckle! Standing
3 inches high and just shy of 4 inches wide this Justice League Sliced
Buckle features the Flash Green Lantern Batman Superman and Aquaman! Sure
it isn’t all members of the Justice League but we only have so much room
people! We wouldn’t want you walking around with a manhole cover on your
belly. That would just be plain silly.
Joker Plain Logo Belt Buckle
So for the guy who doesn’t like bling in his teeth or on his crotch and
is too cheap to pay for the really cool rhinestone buckle… we bring
you the plain vanilla Joker Belt Buckle. Still very cool and you still
have money left over for gas. Batman Belt Buckle Attributes 4.5″ across2.5″
high Simply spectacular. Limited production.
Joker Oval Belt Buckle
Another awesomely violent new Joker Bang! Oval Belt Buckle. All of the
Joker Belt Buckles are limited production. There is no guarantee that
these will continue to be around for too long. Batman Belt Buckle Attributes
4 ?? across 2 ?? high Very Cool!
Mach 5 Belt Buckle
Cool metallic Belt Buckle in the shape of the Mach 5 ready to hold together
the 2 usually disagreeable ends of your cantankerous belt(s)! You like
Speed Racer? How about…speed in general? Well…..good because Speed
Racer and his car the Mach 5 are all about speed. Sometimes..too much
speed. Speed Racer doesn’t need to shave very often is what I’m saying.
Marvel Heroes Round Belt Buckle
Measuring 3.25″ across and 3″ high this rounded metallic belt buckle
features images of your favorite Marvel Comics characters! There’s Spiderman
taking responsibility for everything! There’s Wolverine leaving a trail
of bodies and blaming it on Spiderman! There’s Iron Man drinking a bottle
of Jack on the moon! There’s the Hulk wanting to smash Iron man …and
the Moon! And there’s Thor wondering about the location of his missing
bottle of Jack! Buy the Marvel buckle! Spin your own yarn!!
Frank’s 9mil Handgun Belt Buckle
Frank Castle always came prepared…you should probably adopt that same
mentality! Only if you are aggressively fighting crime though we wouldn’t
want you to get hassled for no reason. The Punisher also had a bit of
providence behind him I’m not sure if your story is tragic or focused
enough to turn you into a superhero vigilante with a hankering for ‘punishment’
but we can always have pretend time. Like the Punisher? Have a boring
belt? Well I think I can hook you up here with this Frank’s 9mil Handgun
Belt Buckle! 6 inches wide by 4 inches high this belt buckle is freakin’
awesome for Punisher fans.
Punisher Frank’s 9mil Rhinestone Black Belt Buckle
All that punishing and ‘non-vengeance-ing’ tends to leave one’s personality
slightly gruff. Frank Castle himself is a perfect example of this. He
used to wear a lot of pastels do a fair amount of gardening and give up
most of his time to volunteering at soup kitchens. Then that whole ‘Punisher’
thing came across and now Frank is going for the Johnny Cash award a righteous
merit earned by those wearing the most black. Only as of late has the
Punisher learned to relax a little bit…maybe not wear as much black.
Hell he may try to spruce up his outfit a bit! How about the Punisher
Frank’s 9mil Rhinestone Black Belt Buckle Mr. Castle? It follows your
motif but it is sparkly! Ah yes the sparkles. It helps to hide the muzzle
flash and distract from the pools of blood. At 6 inches across and 4 inches
high this puppy is great for combining your love of firearms/ the Punisher
and things that sparkle. That’s what we call skill fellas.
Frank’s 9mil Bling Handgun Belt Buckle
You think you ‘ballah’? Think you have what it takes to roll with the
big dawgs? Got enough street cred to take on Scarface himself? Well about
you get loose with your benjamins and get super fly! (obligatory Little
Jon YEAAAAH!) This Frank’s 9mil Bling Handgun Belt Buckle is 6 inches
wide by 4 inches high and it clearly telegraphs your intentions of doling
out punishment while looking stylin’. And check out the rhinestones filling
the body of the gun. BLING! After you stop evil you can always hop on
your whip with the spinnahz. THEY SPINNING!
Racer X Belt Buckle
/ Measures 2 ?? across 3? high The one the bad ass the hero… Rrrrracer
X or Dr. Jack on Lost. God I hope the Speed Racer movie rocks and doesn’t
suck!! Be sure to grab one of these Racer X belt buckles when you get
ATHF Master Shake Belt Buckle
Measuring 2.25″ across 3″ high (from the top of his straw) and about
1″ thick this metallic belt buckle is rendered in the shape of Master
Shake not-so-friendly beverage from the hit Cartoon Network series Aqua
Teen Hunger Force! With the face of the buckle layered in white enamel
this Master Shake buckle is perfect for fans of jerk-face shakes denigrating
demeaning and basically destroying local confidence levels. He’s not one
to boost self esteem is what I’m saying. If you prod him to comment on
your outward appearance prepare for a mascara/tears mixture to liven any
plainly made-up face. Master Shake is not your friend be he would appreciate
it of you bought his buckle. He might dislike you a little less.
Shazam Gold Rhinestone Belt Buckle
Measuring 6″ from tip to tip and over 1.5″ wide this golden metallic
Shazam symbol belt buckle is stuffed full of sparkling rhinestones! Holy
bologna Shazam may want to bury this Belt Buckle AWAY from that Captain
Marvel Rabbit…thing…..He has a bit of a gambling problem. I dare you
to ask Mary Marvel about that. She’s still cleaning porta-potties after
Shazam-Rabbit…thing ….lost her in a bet to the local Teamsters. Scrub
and exhale Mary! BLOOOOCH!
Shazam Silver Rhinestone Belt Buckle
Measuring 6″ from tip to tip and over 1.5″ wide this chrome Shazam symbol
belt buckle is stuffed full of sparkling rhinestones! Holy bologna Shazam
may want to use one of these to pay off his suffocating mortgage! I mean
this Shazam buckle is very high quality and just..just….just freakin’
Spiderman Eyes Round Belt Buckle
Measuring 4″ across and 3″ high this metallic belt buckle features Spiderman’s
head set with large reflective eyes! Do you think Spiderman wears the
belt buckle? Only when the Spider-pants are running a little loose my
friends. HAH! This Spiderman Belt Buckle is absolutely for you Spiderman
Spiderman Creepy Crawler Belt Buckle
Measuring 4.5″ across and 2.75″ high this flat metallic buckle is rendered
in the shape form and likeness of the amazing Spiderman! And look! He’s….crawlin’
at ya! AAHHHH! Anyway this is a cool as cool can be Spiderman belt buckle
that’s crawlin’ all stealthy-like towards….that unbuckled belt! Good
gravy every time this things starts going for my crotch…Look it’s just
really creepy. Cool lookin’ buckle though.
Spiderman Belt Buckle Running
3.5″ in height
Star Wars White Imperial Symbol Belt Buckle
Join the Empire! Serve your Galaxy! Travel to distant worlds and oppress
them! Field goal kick an Ewok! Give a wedgie to a Wookie! Twist a Twi’lek’s
Tendrils! Take shots at people but sleep easy because you sure as heck
won’t kill anybody! Teach those cantina guys how to play a different song!
Help the Emperor find some hand lotion! Find your local recruitment office
today!***Now as part of your recent conscription you have the ability
to purchase this Imperial issue Star Wars White Imperial Symbol Belt Buckle!
It’ll be great for when you are off duty listening to tunes in your local
bar or scanning the horizon for droids of great importance. 3.25 diameter
flat white paint over chrome and from what the manual says mildly laser
resistant. Show your support for the Empire!***Hazard pay not included.
The Empire is not responsible in any way shape or form if prospective
employee is shot mauled eaten cauterized frozen to death ejected into
the black recesses of space blown up in a space station killed by friendly
fire tossed into a rancor pit poisoned burned sliced crushed smeared eviscerated
ruptured sexually harassed suffer an allergic reaction splinters or stubbed
Star Wars Empire Strikes Back Belt Buckle
I believe it was the movie Clerks that spoke on the nature of the best
Star Wars movies. Their response? Empire Strikes Back! Why? Mainly because
the movie ends on a ‘bad note’. Remember the first time you saw Empire
Strikes Back? That last 20 minutes just smacks you around then tells you
to make dinner and like it. Han Solo in a block of Carbonite Luke gets
his bloody hand taken off and Darth Vader/ The Empire has the upper end
by the end of the movie. I think I would’ve been really irritated on some
level had I seen it in the theater when it came out but alas it was slightly
before my time. Irritated may not be the best word maybe a better idea
would be I would have been frothing at the mouth for Return of the Jedi.
I need my loose ends tied up! Unresolved issues make me a sad panda. Are
you on the same boat as the Clerks guys and you just love the Empire Strikes
Back? Do you feel it necessary to broadcast said opinion? Do you like
belts and buckles? The Star Wars Empire Strikes Back Belt Buckle; 4 inches
wide 2.25 inches tall and made of chrome. Need I say more?
Star Wars Return of the Jedi Belt Buckle
Hey guys I have a great idea! Let’s build a second Death Star but this
time we’ll make it an elaborate trap! Those rebels are predictable as
all heck and they always think they have an upper hand! Little do they
know the Emperor has set an exquisite ambush designed solely to capture
and convert Darth Vader’s son! Yeah…I didn’t know robots could have
children either or how we all managed to miss it. Darth Vader is so intimidating…I
never bothered to ask him if he had any other family besides ATM machines
and vacuum cleaners. Look here comes the Rebels! Battle stations people
and we’ll talk later when we’ve won!Rodger the Stormtrooper was never
heard from again but we were able to find this great Star Wars Return
of the Jedi Belt Buckle amongst the ruin. It stuck out because it is 4
inches wide by 2.25 inches tall and made of chrome: coated with a black
gloss and crimson paint. My guess is that he probably wanted to let everybody
know what happened. You know what happened? The returning of but a single
Jedi! That’s what we like to call a cyclical plot. A lone Sith brings
down the Republic and a lone Jedi brings down the Empire. The circle is
Star Wars Boba Fett Head Belt Buckle
Measuring 3″ across 1″ wide and 3″ high this metallic 3 dimensional belt
buckle features the head of Boba Fett the Empire’s first choice in bounty
hunting seen skulking about the fringes of the hit series of Star War
Wars films! Boba Fett doesn’t like you. He might even encase you in Carbonite
for free…..if any of your friends were to ask him to do so that is.
This is a high quality buckle that will absolutely go great with those
Slave 1 earrings! Ok we don’t have those. Yet.
Star Wars C3-PO Head Belt Buckle
Measuring 2.25″ across 1.75″ wide and 3.75″ high this metallic highly
reflective belt buckle features the coppery cranium of that smart aleck-y
C3-PO! C3-PO is a smart aleck. He’s attempted to demean most of the Star
Wars Cast with unnecessary facts and recycled equations. He’ll stand there
in the midst of a grisly blaster battle with the Empire no less and opine
about the eating habits of the nomadic Jawa. Thanks for all the help C3-PO.
This gigantic 3 dimensional buckle is for you fan of translating robots
that can’t understand the meaning of the phrase “shut up” and for Star
Wars fans in general!
Star Wars Darth Vader Head Belt Buckle
Measuring 3″ across 1.75″ wide and 3.25″ high this black 3 dimensional
metallic belt buckle features the shape of Darth Vader’s slightly reflective
cranium. It is within this very cranium that Darth Vader plots to destroy
the Rebel Alliance and decides whether or not to tangle your shoelaces
with the Force! This humongous belt buckle is for you fan of the Dark
Lord of the Sith and you nutty Star Wars completist!
Star Wars Imperial Symbol Chrome Belt Buckle
Measuring 3″ across in diameter this chrome belt buckle features the
symbol of the Empire! You know the collection of baddies in Star Wars!
The Empire wants to control your planetary government your trade your
pokemon and your thoughts! Maybe not so much the second last one there.
This is a high quality metallic buckle perfect for wearing while meeting
rebel leaders for their unconditional surrender!
Star Wars Jedi Oval Chrome Belt Buckle
Those flowing robes of the Jedi have but one focal point a crux in which
all of their cosmic powers flow. No it isn’t that sweet Jedi utility belt
but the object keeping it in place! The Star Wars Jedi Oval Chrome Belt
Buckle! Three and a half inches wide by two and a half inches high this
freakin’ awesome belt buckle hails to a simpler time when the Jedi could
congregate and display their status in public and not be shot at. A time
full of teddy bears droids and Jedi Schoolin’…long before Order 66.
I suppose that makes this a relic of the Old Republic no?
Star Wars R2-D2 Belt Buckle
Measuring 2.5″ across 1″ wide and 4″ high this metallic 3 dimensional
belt buckle features the shape of R2-D2 the helpful little robot from
the hit series of Star Wars films. Did you know that R2-D2 can help fly
an X-Wing? Yep. He can also warm your hands clean your fish and peel a
pear! This Star Wars Belt Buckle is for fans of Star Wars and little helpful
robots with an affinity for ……helping!
Star Wars Rebel Symbol Chrome Belt Buckle
Measuring 3″ across and 3″ high this metallic chrome belt buckle features
the shape of the Rebel forces symbol taken from the hit series of Star
Wars films! The Rebel forces’ main objective: the complete and utter dismantling
of the Empire the power hungry strong arming political regime ruling over
known space. Wear this buckle when the opportunity may arise to kick Palpatine
in the throat or just wear it because it is the coolest Star wars buckle
Star Wars White Stormtrooper Head Belt Buckle
Measuring 3″ across 1.5″ wide and 3″ high this white 3 dimensional belt
buckle features the fearsome cranium of the dreaded Stormtrooper foot
soldier of the very unpleasant Empire! In the hit series of Star Wars
films the Stormtroopers are the cloned army of the Empire enthralling
known space with superior firepower and inferior morality. These metallic
Star Wars buckles are absolutely for you aspiring Stormtrooper cadet!
Star Wars Yoda Head Belt Buckle
Measuring 6″ across 1.5″ wide and 3″ high this metallic 3 dimensional
buckle features the long eared green skinned cranium of Yoda Jedi Master
form the hit series of Star Wars films! A master of manipulating the Force
Yoda will lift your trailer with his mind and drop it into the lake just
to get you to pay attention! This beautiful buckle is absolutely for you
fan of Star Wars and you fan of wise little green men who impart lessons
in the midst of a piggy back ride! WEEEE!
Superman Black Enamel Transluscent Belt Buckle
Measuring 3.75″ across and 3″ high this metal Superman symbol belt buckle
features a red translucent “S” on a black enamel background. Man this
is a classy slightly glossy Superman buckle that is…red. It’s also….metal.
Shiny metal. So you like Superman? You appreciate the ability to bind
2 ends of a belt? I have nothing more to say so….add to cart now please.
Superman BIG Classic Symbol Belt Buckle
Measuring a whopping 3.75″ across and 3″ high this metallic belt buckle
is rendered in the shape of the highly recognizable Superman symbol! What’s
so special about this particular Superman buckle? Why…it’s bigger than
our regular plain Jane Superman buckle. And the coloring grants this buckle
the appearance of being….translucent. It’s like….light is being held
within the shape of the sigil not passed through. Yep. Anyway this is
a BIG(ger) Superman buckle that’s…..good and stuff.
Superman Die-Cut Symbol Black Belt Buckle
Measuring 3.5″ across and 2.5″ high this black metallic buckle is rendered
and die-cut in the form of the highly recognizable Superman symbol! This
buckle? It’s alllll about subtle style and unannounced swagger. Yeah.
With this buckle you’re making a statement without being…..ostentatious.
Smooooth. That’s what plays between my ears I when I see this ebony mother.
Smoooooth. Buy this pearl-black Superman buckle. Show us your style..without
showing us your style.
Superman Buckle Oval Belt Buckle
This is a metal belt buckle with a painted enamel face with metal inlay.
Notice the back side of the buckle. This will show you what kind of belt
to get! Superman Belt Buckle Attributes 3.5″ x 2.55″ Very Cool!
Superman Chrome on Black Rectangle Belt Buckle
Measuring 3″ across and 2″ high this rectangular metallic belt buckle
features a slightly raised Superman shield symbol layered in chrome against
a black background. Why this Superman belt buckle is so pretty-like all
the Super-people seem to be wearing them! I mean look over there; Super-Jim
the car wash attendant is wearing one. And look there’s Super-Mike the
bank teller. He’s got one too! I have one. Superman has one. And…wait
a second….where’s yours?
Superman Symbol Belt Buckle
Something that every Superman nut would like to have! Notice the back
side of the buckle. This will show you what kind of belt to get! Superman
Belt Buckle Attributes 3.0″ Across x 2.55″ Height Very Cool!
Human Torch Belt Buckle Fantastic Four
Marvel’s Fantastic Four should be appreciated for what it is – a bunch
of people with crazy random powers! You’d think since they were all on
the same space ship and were hit by the same rays that they’d all have
the same powers. Instead we get stretchy invisible toasty and rocky. Yep.
That makes perfect sense. Maybe Reed Richards was playing with a Stretch
Armstrong. Maybe Human Torch was playing with a lighter. Maybe the Invisible
Woman was playing peek-a-boo. Not sure what the Thing did to get the short
end of the stick! Maybe he had some pebbles in his sock or something.
Either way I’m sure you’re interested in this 3.5 inch wide by 2.5 inch
tall Human Torch Belt Buckle Fantastic Four. Might as well pick this up
before it is truly a collector’s item!
Transformers Autobot Red Symbol Belt Buckle
Measuring 3″ across and 3″ high this red enamel belt buckle grants us
the familiar symbol of the peaceful Autobot Transformers! The Autobots
are the happy Transformers. They’re the ones who help humans not step
on them. Show your support for the big transforming robots that will try
very hard to avoid squashing you with this quality Autobot symbol belt
Transformers Decepticon Purple Symbol Belt Buckle
Measuring 3″ across and 3.25″ high this enamel Transformers belt buckle
features the Decepticon symbol in deep purple ready and able to hold up
those giant 85 foot tall trousers! The Decepticons are not the happy Transformers.
If you’re stupid enough to hold up the Autobot belt buckle while they’re
playing catch with your trailer than you deserve to get squasharooed!
Hell they’ll shoot ya’ just for snorin’ too loud! Wait that was someone
else….This Decepticon buckle is perfect for…wearin’!
Wonder Woman Belt Buckle Oval Logo
This is one of the hottest WOnder Woman items out today. It is a metal
belt buckle with a painted enamel front with metal inlay. Notice the back
side of the buckle. This will show you what kind of belt to get! Wonder
WOman Belt Buckle Attributes 4″ x 2.55″ Very Cool!
Wonder Woman Rhinestone Symbol Belt Buckle
Measuring 5″ across and 2.2″ high this brushed metal buckle is rendered
in the shape of the highly recognizable Wonder Woman symbol! And check
out the glistening rhinestones layering the raised surface of the buckle!
Y’know Wonder Woman fought her way through the underworld to remove these
stones from the eyes of baby dragon-things. Yep. Don’t cry for the baby
dragon-things. Anyway this is a cooler than cool Wonder Woman buckle that
is…well it’s a must.
Wonder Woman Visage Princess Belt Buckle
Measuring 3″ across in diameter this circular metallic belt buckle features
an image of Wonder Woman surrounded by twinkling little stars! Now they
don’t actually twinkle but they’re illustrated in such a way as to portray
twinkling! Anyway this pretty little Wonder Woman buckle is for fans of
Wonder Woman Wonder woman helping you with your homework making suggestions
on balancing the national budget strategizing with high ranking military
advisors on how best to fight the war on terror and……oh she just noticed
you added instead of subtracted.
Thundercats Domed Belt Buckle
Here’s a metallic round and sort of…domed…belt buckle adorned with
the Thundercats symbol! Measuring 3.5″ across in diameter this Thundercats
buckle sort of…puffs out. Yup. And I should mention that Panthro wears
one. And so does Tigra. Snarf doesn’t but Snarfer sure does! Anyway yeah
so Panthro could have made another Thundertank but decided to make 10000
of these. Yup.
Simpsons Lisa & Bleeding Gums Bust Ups
Series 3 proves that Springfield Rocks! Lisa and Bleeding Gums jam out
in the Springfield night while Santaâ€™s Little Helper and Snowball II
prove their musical mettle in a vain attempt to garner affection. Homer
and the men of Springfield live out their dreams at Rock â€˜n Roll Fantasy
Camp and Bart and the Boys of Springfield Elementary give â€˜Nsync and
the Backstreet Boys a run for their money as the Party Posse
Superman Big Symbol with Glitter Belt Buckle
Measuring 3.5″ across and 3″ high this metallic buckle with an enamel
face features the classic Superman symbol lightly dusted with a pinch
of glitter! This Superman belt buckle will not unfortunately be able to
hold together a belt made from Kryptonite! HAH! This is a high quality
metallic buckle perfect for fans of Superman glitter buckles and a secure
Aquaman Official Member Button
Aquaman you just aren’t quite sure what to make of yourself are you?
Some people want to treat you like a joke while others want to make you
king of all of the oceans. Pretty hard to find a middle ground with that.
At least we know where you stand oh loyal fan of the seas. You can get
this great 1.25 inch button proudly proclaiming that Aquaman is an OFFICIAL
member of the Super Hero Club. He’s not some fluke who just talks with
fish and the people who continually harp on this fact will be assaulted
by ill tempered sea bass. Laser-equipped sharks just isn’t Aquaman’s style.
Aquaman Swimming Button
Ahhh.. to swim and talk with the fish. Now that’s the life. Fish actually
have a very dynamic and in depth social vocabulary. Much more structured
than the mundane “FOOD!” and “RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!” that people think they
are limited to speaking.
Batgirl Button Hot Babe
If you ever grew up with the old Adam West Batman TV shows you’ll love
Batgirl as much as we do. … up until the point in time where Joker shot
her paralyzing her from the waist down. … Poor Babs! Sigh….This button
measures 1.25″ featuring your favorite female Bat-character!
Batman Button Head Shot
We now have a kickin’ superhero button collection. This is the Batman
Head Shot button. Be sure to check out our other Batman buttons Superman
Green Lantern Wonder Woman and Flash buttons.
Batman Button Profile
We now have a kickin’ superhero button collection. This is the Batman
profile button. Be sure to check out our other Batman buttons Superman
Green Lantern Wonder Woman and Flash buttons.
Batman & Robin Button
Measuring 1.25″ across in diameter this button features an image of the
dynamic duo Batman and Robin ready for action and preparing to scare the
living hell out of you…well at least until Robin shows up. Then you’ll
probably feel…awkward. This button is absolutely for fans of Batman
Robin and the whole “scare you then make you laugh” crime fighting tactic.
Batman Button Symbol
We now have a kickin’ superhero button collection. This is the Batman
Symbol button. Be sure to check out our other Batman buttons Superman
Green Lantern Wonder Woman and Flash buttons.
Batman Button Swinging
We now have a kickin’ superhero button collection. This is the Batman
Swinging button. Be sure to check out our other superhero.
Black Lantern Hal Jordan Button
Black Lanterns are bad medicine. Bad medicine is what you need whoa-whoooaaaa.
Perhaps they aren’t the best remedy for things but the Black Lantern Corps
kind of ‘cures’ death in a way. By curing I mean the same way zombies
are the path to eternal life. Not really quite there know what I mean?
On another note Hal Jordan seems to have fans in all divisions of every
Corps. Has he not had at least one type of ring at least once over the
course of his story? This particular 1.25 inch button combines Hal Jordan’s
symbol with that of the Black Lantern Corps because after all Hal Jordan
spent a decent amount of time as a dead guy!
Blue Lantern Flash Symbol Button
For a guy faster than the speed of light Barry Allen has had a rough
life! Dying losing his wife not being able to fly…these things can bring
a man down you know? The most famous Flash kept his cool though and for
his faith he was rewarded with 24 hours of the Blue Light of Hope! Ah
it is nice to be rewarded from time to time isn’t it! Now he can finally
fly and not care about death and there are plenty of fish in the sea;
he’ll find somebody else! Ah such solace provided by such a small thing.
For zombie superheroes threatening to destroy all sentient life in the
universe the Blackest Night sure provided some characters with some creative
outlets. This great 1.25 inch button features the hybrid symbol of the
Flash and the Blue Lantern Corps. Remember to look to the stars for Hope
Captain America Battle Torn Button
Even after super intense combat with naught-zees Captain America still
finds the time to look stoic. I mean you can’t let the battle lust trump
what a character stands for! Good ol’ Captain America believes in freedom
liberty and the pursuit of happiness (taking the naught-zees to pound
town). This great 1.25 inch diameter Captain America Battle Torn Button
features everybody’s favorite patriot looking slightly smacked around.
It’s okay though that guy is a solider….A SUPER SOLIDER! HARHARHAR!
Captain America Head Button
Hey look it’s Captain America’s head! Where is the rest of his body?
I’m freaking out man his head is living in a gafilta fish jar! I’m sure
they’ll find the rest of him sooner or later. Probably in the Arctic somewhere.
At 1.25 inch diameter this Captain America Head Button shows off the one
part we have been able to find.
Ultimate Captain America Headshot Button
Man who left the ‘fridge open! We are going to have to keep that Captain
America on defrost for decades! He is going to be really upset when he
finally gets out of that chunk of ice. At least this 1.25 inch diameter
Ultimate Captain America Headshot Button will make him feel better.! He’s
from the Ultimate Universe…meaning he is way better than everybody else.
He even has that authentic chin strap! That’s what we like to call old
school. I think Captain America played in the first Harvard/ Yale Football
game but he sure does age well. Get the button and show your support for
Captain America Shield Button
At a 1 and a quarter inch diameter this may be the smallest Captain America
shield ever. He uses it to fend off Nazi mosquitoes and drunken Ant-Man
from time to time. Oh and it also doubles as a button! The Captain America
Shield Button made of 100% patriotism.
Dr Fate Painfully Shy Button
Measuring 1.25″ across in diameter this little blue button features the
mystery-laden cranium of DC Comics’ architect of the arcane Doctor Fate!
Doctor Fate may not talk a whole lot but when you have all your spells
memorized there’s no reason to call them out so some enemy magi can write
down the incantations! Duh! Why would you want someone else to hear the
very words necessary in turning ogres into cheese danish or your old pog
collection into Susan B Anthony Dollar coins!? Anyway Doctor Fate isn’t
here to talk with you about your feelings of magical ineptness. The Doctor
is here to seal the dimensional door between our plane of existence and
that dank hell your mother in law crawled out of! HAH!
Darkseid Needs a Hug Button
Measuring 1.25″ across in diameter this little button features the nihilistic
noggin of Darkseid lord of the New Gods of Apokolips and….someone in
dire need of a hug? Really? Could all this anger and questing for a universal
power able to end free will be just a rather exaggerated cry for attention?
If I travel to Apokolipps right now and put my arms around Darkseid’s
mountainous shoulders will I get the Omega Effect or glowing zig- zagging
tears? Hmm. One wonders. This Darkseid button is for you fan of Darkseid
and you much needed recipient of some human affection before you smite
sentience on a galactic scale!
Family Guy Brian Button
Measuring nearly 1.5″ across in diameter we have the loyal Griffin pet
Brian on a cute little button! In the hit animated TV show Family Guy
Brian….talks. He’s quite classy when he insults the stench of your bowels
actually. Watch Family Guy. Learn to speak better dog.
Family Guy Cleveland Button
Measuring nearly 1.5″ across in diameter this Family Guy button features
Peter Griffin’s soft spoken slow acting best friend Cleveland! Cleveland
is sometimes the voice of reason on Family Guy. Well whatever he says
is certainly comparable to reason when the only other opinion offered
is from Peter Griffin! Watch Family Guy! Maintain the status quo!
Family Guy Peter Button
Measuring nearly 1.5″ across in diameter this button features the progenitor
of the Griffin family and star of Family Guy Peter Griffin! Peter is your
friend! He’ll buy you a beer drive you home move in and ask you for beer
money! Watch the Family Guy grow wise!
Family Guy Quagmire Button
Measuring nearly 1.5″ across in diameter this little button features
the Griffin’s swinging (the lifestyle) and off putting neighbor Quagmire
from the hit animated television show Family Guy! Quagmire is quite the
charmer. All females of every species are in danger of feeling very awkward
and afraid for their morals in his presence! Watch Family Guy. Learn to
respect personal space!
Human Torch Flame On! Button
The Human Torch is a bit of a pyromaniac. He used to use magnifying glasses
to scorch ants long before he developed combustible powers. He kind of
used to walk around going ‘FIRE FIRE FIRE!’ Thank the Man upstairs for
hooking him up with the Fantastic Four and giving him some direction.
The world doesn’t need another serial arsonist! The Human Torch Flame
On Button has a 1.25 inch diameter and features the Fantastic Flamer’s
catchphrase….I mean the Human Torch’s catchphrase!
Fantastic Four Invisible Woman Button
The Invisible Woman of the Fantastic Four possesses some relatively scary
powers. Well scary if you have any sort of paranoia and who wouldn’t with
super powers! Maybe that is how Sue keeps managing to sneak out to see
the Sub-Mariner? She can sneak away and Reed Richards probably never thinks
he is alone. I think you would have to have all of your trust issues worked
out long before entering a relationship with the Invisible Woman. Love
the Fantastic Four and the Invisible Woman? A piece of flair shy of your
38? Check out this Fantastic Four Invisible Woman Button with a 1.25 inch
Fantastic Four Kirby Heads Button
Measuring 1.5″ across in diameter this white button features the craniums
of Marvel Comics’ first Superhero family the science-fiction frolicking
Fantastic Four! There’s the Thing! There’s the Human Torch! There’s Mr
Fantastic! And there’s the Invisible Woman! The Fantastic Four were there
for you when your toilet exploded and the hamster people from parallel
Earth 15-G came pouring out of a dimensional rift. The least you can do
is buy one measly FF button for their time.
Thing Clobberin’ Time Button
Guess the Thing from the Fantastic Four is lucky that he became rock-solid
after exposure to cosmic rays. Going around with a catch phrase like “It’s
Clobbering Time!” wouldn’t work if he was made of cotton candy or down-pillows.
It would have turned into something like ‘It’s Cuddling Time!’ which may
or may not have affected the direction of the character. Enjoy this 1.25
inch diameter button of the Thing sporting his classic line sans the overwhelming
Flash Button Face
Here’s a button featuring the head of the Flash the Fastest Man Alive!
The Flash is very Fast. As I type this he’s stealing my comic collection
copying all my games and kidnapping my sister. Again. I mean he gives
it all back. This Flash button is absolutely for you Flash fan!
Flash Jay Garrick Button
Back in the Flash’s day that is Jay Garrick’s day the speed force had
to walk 15 miles to get to school. Cars were pulled by dinosaurs the pyramids
were just finished and Sylvester Stallone just signed the Magna Carta.
Wait…is that right? Yeah I think it is. I don’t see how the public school
system could possibly mess that up. Anyways this 1.25 button features
Flash numero uno which is German for tacos I think. Perfect for Flash/
Jay Garrick Fans!
Flash Head First Button
Measuring 1.25″ across in diameter this little black button features
an image of the Flash head down and eyes focused on the tunnel of light
he’s sure to enter in a “bajillionth” of a second. Hopefully this is Wally
west y’know the cool Flash and not that piece of stale bread Barry Allen.
Ooo. No I di’in’t! Anyway this Flash button is for you fan of the Flash
but not for you Fan of Barry “boring-pants” Allen. Awww no I di’int’!
Flash Button Symbol
Measuring 1.25″ across this button features the Flash Symbol! The Flash
can travel pretty fast m’man. Just ask that airplane pilot who tried to
drag race him on the runway. Not a good idea. No sir. The Flash won an
easy 20 spot that day let me tell you.
Green Lantern Black Lantern Symbol Button
Measuring nearly 1.25″ in diameter this black button features the terror-inducing
Black Lantern Symbol! Straight out of the epic Green Lantern story Blackest
Night these Black Lantern Buttons are perfect for fans of Green Lantern
newly resurrected comrades who now want to eat your brains and for people
who are just happy to see another color themed ring bearing organization!
Or one that represents the absence of color. Whichever.
Green Lantern Brightest Day Symbol Button
Measuring about 1.25″ across in diameter this button features the symbol
of universal life taken from the hit Green Lantern epic Brightest Day!
In Brightest Day the power of life makes itself available to be wielded
by the White Lantern; a power necessary in defeating the forces of sentient
death! This button is absolutely for those who have weathered the storm
and bask in the light of peace…and for Green Lantern fans. Yeah them
Green Lantern Fist Button
The Green Lanterns should have taught you one thing – size really doesn’t
matter all that much! Take Mogo or the Ch’p…or this 1.25 inch diameter
Green Lantern Fist Button. It’s a standard issue button but it promises
sweet sweet power featuring an image of Hal Jordan with a characteristically
smug look asking for one to ‘bring it’. You know you’re going to get a
giant space fist upside the head right? Green Lantern Hal Jordan doesn’t
like to be told about required amounts of flair.
Green Lantern Button Flying
Here’s Green Lantern flying on a cute little button. Why is he flying
so dang fast? He just tried hitting on your sister showing up with green
flowers and a green box of candy…that disappeared shortly afterwards.
Just as long as Green Lantern keeps those scary aliens away I can forgive
him for getting fresh with sis!
Green Lantern Star Flyer Button
Green Lantern Hal Jordan was just sitting there clocking a well-traversed
space highway. Suddenly a bright yellow and black space SUV doing 5 parsecs
above light speed flew by him! Hal launched into action and ended up chasing
the runaway vehicle for 3 AU. It was Arkillo Sinestro and Nero; the space
SUV smelled faintly of Black Mercy. Those Sinestro Corps fellas have some
pretty seedy connections so Hal decided to bring them back to Oa for questioning.
Thus the Sinestro Corps War was averted and the Blackest Night never came
to pass. Get this 1.25 inch diameter Green Lantern Star Flyer Button and
commemorate Hal Jordan and stories that never happened.
Green Lantern Modern Symbol Button
Measuring nearly 1.25″ in diameter we have the modern version of the
Green Lantern Symbol on a cute little Button! Why are we calling this
the “modern” Green Lantern Symbol? Well this one has angled…things on
the top and bottom of the …circle…thing. Yep that’s the difference!
It’s basically how the the artists are drawing it these days and like
most of us you probably didn’t even notice the difference….until you
had to add to a website next to the old symbol….and had to call it something
different….Ok that’s when I noticed the difference! Look real close
while you’re busy reading crazily through the Green Lantern space opera
Green Lantern Official Member Button
You know those little laser pointers that people like to harass others
with? Green Lantern takes that up a few more steps! Blasting willpower
straight into your brain! Maybe he’ll make you think you’re a drunken
mime or pretty little princess. I have no idea man that will power is
mighty spiky and the way Green Lantern is looking it appears as if he’s
about to have some fun. Either that or he’s about to smash you into the
ground with a huge green fist. The only way to survive an encounter with
the Green Lantern is to wear this official 1.25 inch Green Lantern Official
Member Button. You can always lie to people and tell them that it is a
Green Lantern Red Lantern Symbol Button
Introduced before and featured prevalently within the Green Lantern epic
Blackest Night the Red Lantern wields the red-colored power of universally
coalesced rage. GRRRRR! Measuring nearly 1.25″ across in diameter we have
the Red Lantern Symbol on a cute little button! The Red Lanterns seem
to go through an awful lot of blood in their quest to kick Green Lantern
(any and all colored Lanterns really) space-butt. They’re a little off-putting.
Green Lantern Violet Lantern Symbol Button
Introduced before and featured prevalently within the Green Lantern epic
Blackest Night the Violet Lantern wields the violet colored power of universally
coalesced love. AWWWWW! Measuring nearly 1.25″ across in diameter this
cute little button features the Violet Lantern symbol! Green Lantern needs
love. Of course a Violet Lantern tends to be a bit clingy so Green Lantern
will need a little space now and again.
Green Lantern Button Symbol
Measuring 1.5″ across in diameter this white button feature the Green
Lantern Symbol! The Green Lanterns are essentially cosmic police officers
with rings enabling them to project pure thought as a green hued weapon!
So when you’re robbing the kingdom on Korlon 5 prepare to be slapped with
a giant green fly swatter until consciousness leaves you.
Green Lantern Yellow Lantern Symbol Button
Gathered by embittered former Green Lantern Sinestro the Yellow Lanterns
manipulate and wield the power of universally coalesced fear! BOOOOO!
Sorry. The Yellow Lanterns also feature prevalently in the contemporary
Green Lantern space odyssey The Blackest Night! Measuring nearly 1.25″
across this cute little button features the Yellow Lantern Symbol; the
button you wear when it’s time to break from the status quo and raise
a little hell! Ok put down the gasoline. Just trying to be punchy here.
Hawkman Official Member Button
Hawkman! Is he an ancient resurrected Egyptian deity or rogue policeman
from another planet? Seems like that is a pretty big discrepancy and the
only unifying characteristics of those two stories is that Hawkman is
not from around ‘here’. Hey Superman and Batman give vouch for him so
that has to count for something right? I was kind of afraid of him during
the Blackest Night…thought he may have been the vector for the Bird
Flu but everything is okay now and the Bird Flu is under control. Oh and
how can I possibly forget….Hawkman is still an official member of the
Super Hero Club! Not entirely sure what that is but I’m sure it is exclusive!
Hulk Burst Button
Measuring 1.5″ across in diameter this Hulk button features the Hulk
seemingly emitting some of the raw energy that powers him! That’s right
he’s absolutely bursting with radiation and now you and everyone within
75 miles of his “burst” will be without hair for several months. Damn
Hulk For Class President Button
Measuring 1.5″ across in diameter this little button asks that you vote
for Hulk as the next class president. I mean you really really should
unless you enjoy a smoldering wreck of a classroom. Basically no one runs
against Hulk and he wins the election every year. And no he won’t ever
graduate so we’re pretty much stuck with him. So the button doesn’t really
serve a purpose. The Hulk simply appreciates the ritual before the assured
Hulk Jump Button
Measuring 1.5″ across this button features the Hulk either jumping from
a helicopter or just jumping through the city and freaking everyone the
hell out! When the Hulk enters your city…get the hell out. Oh and make
sure not to wear any bright colors. Hulk eats brightly colored things.
Hulk Psychedelic Punch Button
Measuring 1.5″ across this little button feature Hulk punching against
a psychedelia infused background. Yes we tried using an array of muted
spirals and earth-toned stripes to try and confuse him before we took
this picture for the button. As you can see his first response was to
hit something. We knew it was a bad idea but we were hoping for a quizzical
expression not the death of 3 veteran photographers.
Hulk Smash!!! Button
Contrary to popular belief the Hulk doesn’t need to smash all the time.
The Hulk only needs to do that to fuel his happy core which rapidly churns
bunny rabbits into an awesome singularity of rainbows and cinnamon buns.
It is Schrodinger’s Cat but without the Saw-the-movie-like presentation
which is really the best thing for all of us. Of course once the Hulk
runs out of bunny-bunnies he’ll be coming for you much like this 1.25
inch diameter button. He may not look that imposing here but you’ll know
soon enough. OH YOU’LL KNOW.
Hulk Wall Break Button
Measuring 1.5″ across in diameter this Hulk button features the Hulk
tearing through some filthy pesky wall. Silly wall. Thinks it can stop
Hulk. Heh. Hulk show wall! Look at Hulk button and see what happens to
walls that bother Hulk!
HYDRA why won’t you learn? They say that crime doesn’t pay so might as
well organize and try bigger crimes. S.H.I.E.L.D. was created just to
counter balance HYDRA’s activities so they must have done something right…as
far as being an ultra right-wing Nazi group can be. Guess that is what
happens when you’re leadership is all ex-Nazi and Imperial Japanese…or
Skrulls! They all have one thing in common and that is world domination
so when our new Overlords take charge you better hope that you are sporting
your 1.25 inch diameter HYDRA button; how’s that phrase go if you can’t
beat em join em!
Iron Man Head Button
Look it’s the 1.25 inch diameter Iron Man Head Button! Though you can’t
realize it or even see it for that matter this button has to emit a constant
magnetic flow from the center to keep metal from entering its heart and
killing it. Sounds vaguely familiar doesn’t it? I wonder if there was
a man somewhere that would need some kind of super-pacemaker. Would be
really sweet if he would make a suit all out of iron too! I’m going to
get writing on this right away…wait nevermind. I’ve been told that it
has been done already. The Iron Man Head Button…crushing my dreams before
they even get off the ground!
Joker Crazy Face Yellow Button
Measuring 1.25″ across in diameter this yellow button with a flushed
orange rim features the Joker smiling…. manically. Why such a grand
grin? Joker just mailed out the Mayor’s ear to Commissioner Gordon. Oh
a happy happy day! And if the Mayor refuses to learn all the words to
Debbie Gibson’s “Electric Youth” an eyelid will be the next item parceled
to our fair Commissioner. Hey it’s the Joker. He really doesn’t belong
on a toothbrush.
Justice League the Triumphant Button
Measuring 1.25″ across in diameter this light blue button features 4
prominent members of the Justice League of America standing proudly…..triumphantly.
From left to right we have: Green Lantern- Hal Jordan Superman Batman
and the Flash! They just returned from conquering…er helping the Shebotari
bug-persons from the planet Vertudig 17. Yep. Strangely Superman erected
a giant castle over what used to be the capital city. Odd. Anyway this
Justice League button is for those who appreciate the Justice League and
all their very altruistic “helping.”
JLA Classic Old School Buttons Set
Oh so you’ve seen our collection of vintage-ish buttons. You probably
thought ‘hey I wish they had some of those as a 4 pack because I really
like them all but I don’t want to go through the trouble of adding them
each individually to my order. Oh well.’ Guess what? Somebody heard your
prayers! SHA-ZAM! Hmm not sure why I used that expression considering
poor Captain Marvel isn’t included in this set it does put the emphasis
on how epic this Golden Age set of DC Comics buttons really is! We have
Superman Wonder Woman the Flash and the Dynamic Duo Batman and Robin shown
off in glorious retro goodness. How can you possibly deny that? Each button
has a 1.25 inch diameter and is perfect for meeting flair quotients…or
pretending you’ve collected some rare Boy Scout Merit Badges. Yeah that’s
right. I’m the fastest man alive!
Joker Psycho Face Button
What better way to fight the power than through expressing your sentiments
by wearing the Joker Psycho pin? Buy now while your sanity is still in
Joker With Card & Gun Button
Pick a card any card… hmm decisions decisions. Well The fact that there’s
only one card and I have a gun to my head I guess I’ll take … this card.
“WRONG! Bang” … Dangit!
Johnny Storm 1961-2011 Commemorative Button
Poor Human Torch no more flaming for him. He really shouldn’t have gone
down that slip-n-slide with such speed…it robbed him of all of his powers!
Now he’s soggy and his powers won’t work. Poor Johnny Storm. Wait…that’s
not what happened? I’m confused. I don’t really like canonical things
so let’s just run with the slip-n-slide story arc. Get this 1.25 inch
Johnny Storm 1961 – 2011 Commemorative Button paying homage to the last
summer BBQ of the Fantastic Flamer.
Johnny Storm RIP Button
Friends Family and Loved ones…we are gathered here today to remember
the Johnny Storm AKA The Human Torch who’s flame has been snuffed out
prematurely. Let us not blame those responsible or not offer them forgiveness.
Sure we think we all know what happened to Johnny Storm but we all know
that he was really killed by Wolverine to make more room for claw-based
heroes. How else is he supposed to start the “Wolverine Super Happy Fun
Time Variety Show”. Either way lead us not into temptation Johnny Storm
but deliver us from evil. Amen. If you would be so kind 1.25 inch diameter
Johnny Storm RIP Buttons will be disseminated to the crowd after the service.
70 Years Marvel Comics Button
Measuring 1.5″ across in diameter this off-white button helps you celebrate
70 years of Marvel Comics! And check out the cute little noggins of some
of your favorite Marvel Comic Book characters! There’s Captain America
Spiderman Hulk Iron Man Wolverine and Thor all happy to sacrifice their
heads in the name of merchandising!
Captain America Distressed Old-School Button
With a 1.25 inch diameter this Captain America Distressed Old-School
Button features a vintage look that has often become associated with good
ol Cap and some retro comics! Hey Captain America got to punch out Hitler…he
has earned the right to rock that old school look to it’s fullest! Speaking
of reveling in Americana might as well don this Captain America Distressed
Old-School Button. Freedom and the American way all the way baby!
Punisher Fire Skull Button
Measuring nearly 1.5″ across this button features an image of thePunisher
illustrated by comic book Superstar Tim Bradstreet! Checkout the Punisher
with some sort of giant Skull behind him fleshfreshly melted! Ewwww! This
button is absolutely for fans of TimBradstreet the Punisher and melted
Punisher Skull and Logo Button
Measuring 1.5″ across in diameter this black button features the Punisher
logo joined with his skull symbol….making it a logo-symbol hybrid I
suppose. Or the whole thing is a logo. Anyway the Punisher doesn’t like
you. If he says he does it’s only to draw out your father who traffics
kidnapped women for a modest fee. Be happy when the Punisher says he doesn’t
like you. Maybe.
Punisher Skull Symbol Button
I’ve been told that the Punisher doesn’t really do any kind of punishing.
He wanders around cities picking up trash cleaning up graffiti helping
old people across the street motivational speaking and collecting money
for cures. You’ll never see that in the comics though because that doesn’t
sell but I assure you that the Punisher truly is a noble soul. Those Marvel
guys have to play up the ultra violence and the whole ‘not vengeance punishment’
thing to keep those comic books moving. If you guys would have given up
on him Punisher would be doing cross overs with the Golden Girls. Can
you picture Betty White wearing a 1.25 inch Punisher Skull Symbol Button!?
Punisher Movie White Skull Button
Around 1.25 inches in diameter this great Punisher White Skull Button
vengefully displays the ‘Death’s Head’ also affectionately known as the
Punisher Symbol. Bet you didn’t realize that people have been using human
skulls as a symbol to scare the bejesus out of people since the dawn of
time right? Heck look at the pirate symbol…the jolly roger! There probably
has been a division in every army that tries to get the coveted skull
as their symbol. Like the Highlander there can be only one! Remember if
you don’t get it it isn’t vengeance. It is Punishment!
Marvel and DC Just Because Button Set
Look it’s some of your favorite buttons….in a set! That we put together!
Why? Because! Because why? JUST BECAUSE!!!!!!! It’s Hulk! It’s Wonder
Woman! It’s the Superman symbol! It’s the X-Men symbol! It’s Wolverine!
And if you’re nice we’ll send you a turkey leg with your order. Why? Because!
Because why? JUST BECAUSE!!!!!!!
Wonder Woman Supergirl Button Set
Here are 2 of your favorite DC Comic heroines represented in a 4 button
set! Hey that’s the Wonder Woman Bracelets Crossed Button! Hey that’s
the Wonder Woman Symbol! Hey that’s Supergirl lookin’ kinda’ fly! Hey
that’s Supergirl’s….symbol!!? A heart with her name in it? Didn’t she
just throw Darkseid into the moon or something?
DC Comics Hero Symbols Set of 4 Buttons
Here’s a set of 4 DC Comics Buttons each sporting the highly recognizable
symbol of a classic DC Comic Book character! Yep that’s the Bat Symbol!
Yep that’s Superman “S” Shield Symbol! Hey it’s the Green Lantern Symbol!
And if that ain’t the Flash Symbol then uh….well then it ain’t even
though it is Turkey! Each of these DC Buttons measures 1.25″ across ready
to be worn by you! And you too! Turkey!
DC Comics Heroes in Action Set of 4 Buttons
Here’s a set of 4 buttons each featuring an iconic hero from the DC Universe
in the midst of some sort of….uh…action! There’s Batman swinging down
to abscond with a piece of your cake! There’s Superman flying the cake
Batman handed off to the Fortress of Solitude. There’s Green Lantern re-entering
Earth’s atmosphere hoping he can get to the cake before Wonder Woman does!
There’s Wonder Woman already full of your cake deflecting the the still
burning candles Superman threw at her on a dare! I think they mistook
your cake for an Anti-Monitor’s toe or something! Each button measures
1.25″ across featuring 1 of 4 DC Heroes…..eating your cake! Crisis of
Infinite Cakes anyone? Anyone!?
Deadpool Symbol and Shaddap Button Set
When Marvel came up with the “Merc with a Mouth” I don’t think they wanted
him to talk as much as he did; but you know Deadpool. He just keeps talking
and talking and talking. That damn Weapon X program made a lot of nutters
that’s for sure. To make Wolverine…one has to…distill crazy from other
people? Nah that doesn’t work though it could explain Wolverine’s berserking
ability. I wonder if the other denizens of the Marvel Universe know how
unstable Deadpool is or if they just kind of let him talk to ‘us’ and
assume it is some form of highly developed schizophrenia. Either way I’m
sure you’re really interested in this Deadpool Symbol and Shaddap Button
Set. This set contains 4 1.25 inch diameter Deadpool related buttons!
Deadpool Best Button Ever Set
Deadpool – Marvel’s crazy egomaniac who is totally cognizant that he
is a comic book character – and you ABSOLUTELY LOVE HIM! Can Deadpool
actually talk to us or was his mind burned out a long time ago? Maybe
it is a little bit of both. Like pepperoni pizza chocolate chip cookies
or peanut butter and jelly. Yes Deadpool is exactly like the proceeding
3 items. Don’t look at me like that. I know exactly what I’m talking about.
Trust me. If I can type in a straight jacket it should be quite clear
that I know what I’m talking about. You want to take a drink of this tall
glass of crazy sauce? Check out this Deadpool Best Button Ever Set! It
has four 1.25 inch diameter Deadpool buttons that are sure to make you
Star Trek Enterprise & Main Cast Button Set
There has not been one Starship crew as memorable as the ones who first
came to call Enterprise their home. Commemorate the first Star Trek crew
of Kirk Spock McCoy and their epic space chariot known as the Enterprise
with these original one inch buttons in a set of 4. Now you can cruise
the Star Trek galaxy with a treasure trove of ‘flair’!
Star Trek Insignia Button Set
Here’s a set of 4 buttons featuring the various insignias adorned by
various officers on the hit sci-fi series Star Trek! Each button measures
1.25″ across in diameter featuring science Officer Commanding officer..something
else and a Klingon Officer symbol! This set of 4 Star Trek buttons is
for you Star Trek fan and for you fan of Star Trek!
Star Trek Spock Button Set
When people think of the word ‘stoic’ one face probably comes to mind
in the Star Trek world. That of everybody’s beloved Vulcan Spock. Spock
was the anvil to Kirk’s hammer and with this awesome 4 piece button set
featuring Mr. Pointy Ears himself people will know that you wish them
to live long and prosper. These are high quality one inch Star Trek buttons
etched with tributes to the unflinching one perfect for when you tag along
to all of those bold far away places! We are not responsible for you ending
up on an ice-covered prison planet unfortunately.
Simpsons Comic Book Guy Button
Measuring nearly 1″ across in diameter this tiny button features the
overly critical cranium of the Comic Book Guy a recurring character from
the hit animated television series the Simpsons! As sole proprietor of
Springfield’s comic book and hobby shop the Android’s Dungeon Comic Book
Guy enjoys reading comics quizzing you on current comic book continuity
and then debasing your opinions and insights while lowering the percentage
of your subscription discount! What a @#$@! Are you a fan of comics sci-fi
or niche-culture? Have an opinion? Want to share this opinion and passion
with like-minded individuals? Yes? Then try the mall. Shopping at Android’s
Dungeon is like shopping for depression.
Simpsons Moe Button
Measuring nearly 1″ across in diameter this tiny little button features
the scowling cranium of Moe moderately unpleasant barkeep and recurring
character from the hit animated television series the Simpsons! C’mon.
Let’s you and I go to Moe’s and have a couple a’ Duff’s. Whatdayasay?
Good idea right? I mean your name isn’t I.P. Freely so no one should bother
you there. This Moe Button is for fans of the Simpsons Moe Duff Beer and…beer.
Simpsons Radioactive Man Button
Measuring nearly 1″ across in diameter this tiny button features the
cowled and cloaked bust of Springfield’s greatest comic book hero Radioactive
Man! In the hit television series the Simspons Radioactive Man happens
to be Bart Simpson’s favorite Super Hero! Does Bart have the Radioactive
Man collector’s edition wristwatch? Check. Does he own the limited edition
Radioactive Man die-cast wonder mug? Check. Would he eat a radiation sandwich?
Probably. This Radioactive Man Button features a character that is absolute
canon in the world of the Simpsons regardless of universe-changing crises
wars both secret and civil or…….the ruining and retro-active history
carving of understood continuity.
Simpsons Chief Wiggum Button
Measuring nearly 1″ across in diameter this tiny little button features
the cranium of one very oblivious hilariously unfortunate leader of the
Springfield police department Chief Wiggum! A recurring character from
the hit television series the Simpsons Chief Wiggum is here to make sure
all the laws of Springfield are obeyed…or at the very least explained
poorly. Oh and if he pulls you over offer him something shiny. Heck tin
foil from a discarded gum wrapper would do the trick. Tell him it trades
for 7 acorns to the American dollar and watch that ticket booklet disappear
into his pocket! Wear the button. Make sure to Jaywalk wearing a grass
skirt and maybe Chief Wiggum will make you his deputy!
Spiderman Head Button
At 1.25 inch diameter this Spiderman Head Button feeds on the lost souls
of emo people. Don’t know what an emo is? It is somebody who wallows in
self loathing a wee bit of make up and lots of depressing music…essentially
the movement that Spiderman as king Emo has set forth for his loyal subjects
to follow. I Kid I kid! Spiderman just needs to pony-up from time to time
and stop whining. You can’t be that cheeky and whine immediately following
it…kind of negates the whole bloody thing!
Spiderman Spidey Sense Button
The ‘Spider-Sense’ is one of those nice abilities that allows a hero
to just completely check out and rely on a level of precognition to escape
any sort of dangerous situations. Other heroes have to spend a great deal
of time and effort to be able to stay out of harm’s way Spiderman on the
other hand could be watching an I-Max movie with headphones and glasses
on and still be okay. Wouldn’t that be nice if you had some measure or
gift of foresight? You might get it from this 1.25 inch Spiderman Spidey
Sense Button though. Wishful thinking helps!
Spiderman Symbol Button
Poor Spider-Man. That Superhuman Registration Act took the wind out of
your sails didn’t it? You told people your name and suddenly everything
goes down hill really quick. Aunt May takes a sniper’s bullet and you
go and make a deal with a devil AND lose your wife/girlfriend. Talk about
a bad day! Well it could have been much worse now that I think about it.
Spider-Man was living with Tony Stark so Spider-Man was probably terribly
close to wall-crawling into a bottle and never coming back out. We’re
lucky that didn’t happen! At least we can let Spider-Man know that we
are still cheering for him with this 1.25 inch diameter Spiderman Symbol
Button! He needs all the help he can get sometimes.
Spiderman For Class President Button
Measuring 1.5″ across this little button beseeches you to strongly consider
Spiderman as your next class president. I mean Spiderman is the guy to
get things done. He promises to stop all that moping take the reigns and
finally get your school those fancy internet boxes! A vote for Spiderman
is like a vote for…no one really. He just kind of loses himself in some
crap about his uncle and his first real girlfriend. I don’t pry but it
sounds like some real depressing stuff. He’s a smart guy just not really…inspiring.
Spiderman Mask Button
Measuring 1.5″ across in diameter this red button replicates Spiderman’s
mask! Aww look a those cut Spiderman eyes! Sooo CUTE! This Spiderman button
is absolutely for you fan of Spiderman and for you fan of misery loneliness
and misunderstanding! Sorry just felt like typing out the Peter Parker
Recipe for Success!
Spiderman Psychedelic Clouds Buttons
Measuring 1.5″ across this little button features an image of Spiderman
crawling along an olive landscape followed by what appears to be an accumulation
of ….clouds. Are these clouds with malicious intent? They do appear
a bit…subversive..to me. Hopefully Spiderman can avoid all that deadly
hippie smoke and save New York from those terrible affectations of love
Spiderman Watch Out Buddy Button
Measuring 1.5″ across in diameter this little button features a classic
image of Spiderman…..shaking his fist at some inconsiderate @#$%#!!!!!
Every time Spiderman perches himself on top of the 5:30 bus the same punk
kids at the same time every freakin’ day wait patiently to throw rocks
poop and animals at Spiderman as he passes Central Park. Well this button
shows Spiderman at his wit’s end giving those little so and so’s a stern
fist shaking! You show ‘em Spiderman.
Han Solo Star Wars Button
Measuring nearly 1.5′ across in diameter this Star Wars button features
not so heroic smuggler Han Solo in Bespin gear……right before Lando
screwed him on Cloud City! Son of a @##$#! Lando made it right but Han
was not pleased. He wouldn’t accept interviews after the Carbonite “treatment.”
Luke Skywalker Face Star Wars Button
Measuring nearly 1.5″ across in diameter this button features a close
up image of Luke Skywalker protagonist from the first batch of Star Wars
films standing and looking slightly bewildered from his home planet of
Tatooine. Luke Skywalker walks the novice’s path in Star Wars given a
great responsibility to rally the forces of good….and rescue his bothersome
Luke Saber Fight Star Wars Button
Measuring nearly 1.5″ across in diameter this button features a scene
taken right from Star Wars Return of the Jedi! It’s Luke Skywalker Lightsaber
enthusiast aboard Jabba’s skiff now applying “Plan B” to his rescue operation!
Oh Plan B is kill everybody who is not a friend of Luke! This Star Wars
button is for fans of Jedi reaching their limits and kicking space-@$$!
X-Men: Storm Button
Storm from the X-Men has some really sweet powers. Sure some other mutants
might be able to shoot freaking laser beams out of their eyes or grow
razor sharp blades out of the knuckles but the ability to control the
weather requires a bit of creativity and finesse! It takes a lot of skill
to beat somebody with wind rain and temperature. Yeah she can use lightning
bolts but I feel like that kind of turns into a ‘last trick’ kind of thing.
Storm doesn’t seem like one to go around blasting everything right off
the hop anyways unlike some other mutants. I’m sure you respect the weather
a bit more just looking at this 1.25 inch diameter X-Men: Storm Button.
It has that vintage feel like bright orange shag carpet and multi-colored
squares on the wall.
Star Trek Sulu and Chekov Button
Me and you and you and me. No matter how they toss the dice it has to
be.The only one for me is you and you for me; So happy together! Chekov
and Sulu are everybody’s favorite support staff. Not nearly as flashy
as Kirk as agitated as McCoy or the smooth pimpin’ of Spock Sulu and Chekov
have a sense of duty to the great Enterprise way above their class. They
are also avid knitters and spend their weekends running with a chapter
of the Hell’s Angels. This 1 and 1/3 button features the two best buds
watching what seems to be some kind of riveting movie. It is either that
Star Trek Command Insignia Button
Have you ever wanted to just kick off your shoes take a seat on the captain’s
chair and take that puppy for a spin? Well we are a couple of years off
from the Federation getting started (Where are you Mr. Zephrin Cochran?)
but that doesn’t mean you can’t get yourself ready. As soon as the Federation
gets cracking they are going to need officers. That’s where you come in.
This one and one third inch button proudly displays the command insignia
symbol from the Star Trek universe. Think of how great that sounds; Kirk
Picard Janeway and YOU.
Star Trek Enterprise Planet Pass Button
Measuring nearly 1.25″ across in diameter we have a shiny little button
featuring the USS Enterprise passing a yellowish planet and preparing
to….dive bomb! Not really. In the classic sci-fi space odyssey Star
Trek the crew of the Enterprise is tasked with the usual mandate of Manifest
Destiny; of course exploration of new territories now occurs with Starships
and Warp Speed! Wear the button! Dive bomb the planet!
Star Trek Enterprise Phaser Attack Button
Measuring nearly 1.25″ across in diameter this cute little Star Trek
button features an image of the Enterprise Phaser-slapping some poor violent
race of intergalactic malcontents! The image from this little button is
taken straight from the hit sci-fi television show Star Trek when phasers
were always set to kill and no one parachuted out of a Starship at the
last second! Crap I’m mixing this up with GI Joe for some reason.
Star Trek Gorn Button
Measuring 1.25″ across in diameter we have Captain Kirk’s best friend
Gorn hamming it up for the camera on a shiny button! In the hit sci-fi
series Star Trek the Enterprise responds to a distress signal only to
arrive at a massacre at the hands of Gorn and his war mongering race!
Some…..higher being imposes it’s sense of morality upon the conflict
choosing the captains from each ship to determine the victor….by a one
on one battle to the death on a desolate world without weapons! In this
episode of Star Trek Kirk and Gorn become fast friends….and an amazing
Star Trek Captain Kirk Button
Measuring nearly 1.25″ across in diameter this little button features
the image of uber-suave James T. Kirk captain of the Federation Starship
the USS Enterprise! Captain Kirk can headlock a Klingon in one arm while
massaging a half naked green skinned alien with the other! In the hit
science fiction television series Star Trek Captain Kirk helped proliferate
the human race by impregnating anything resembling a female scales or
Star Trek Klingon Insignia Button
Strict honor and duty above anything else! The Klingon Empire once held
the universe under its iron heel but these days they form the backbone
of the Federation(for the most part). They’ve also changed several times
of the generations in terms of look which I think can only be explained
by hyperactive evolutionary traits and never delicious retconning. If
you have happened to read the works of Shakespeare or the Kings James
Bible in Klingon then this button is for you! One and one third inch in
all directions this Klingon Insignia button shows one’s distinct honor
and guaranteed place in Sto-Vo-Kor.
Star Trek Scotty Button
Scotty; the man who has given her all she’s got. Scotty has actually
done several symposiums on the nature and upper limit of what ‘she’s got’
and apparently there is always something extra that can be done. Has she
given all that she has? No says Scotty not nearly. This vintage one and
one-third inch button features Engineer Prime figuring out…well….Enterprise
core stuff? Is it the red or the green wire?
Star Trek Orion Slave Girl Button
Measuring nearly 1.25″ across in diameter this button features the beautiful
Orion Slave Girl taken from the classic science fiction television series
Star Trek! The Orion Slave Girl is one of the perks of exploring known
and unknown space! When aboard the Starship Enterprise with a ratio of
like 10 men for every half a female crew member the fellas’ can get a
little……anxious. I believe there were many missing Star Trek episodes
that involved a stop at the Orion House of Relief!
Star Trek Spock with Phaser Button
Measuring nearly 1.25″ across in diameter we have Spock getting ready
to drop his pacifist ways on a cute little button! From the classic sci-fi
television series Star Trek Mr. Spock is the Science Officer aboard the
federation Starship the USS Enterprise! Mr Spock is absolutely the life
of the party on any space-faring vessel. Wear this Star Trek pin if you’re
a fan of killing charisma!
Star Trek Talosian Button
Does anybody have an aspirin? This poor Talosian has a headache the size
of a Borg Cube. Being a psychic on an evolutionary dead end sure does
suck but at least you get to have a sweet museum of crazy people that
you make do crazy things! If you wish to be spared from our benevolent
mind controllers or you just plain ignore General Order #7 we would suggest
wearing this one and a third inch button to ensure your support(or disregard).
Star Trek Lieutenant Uhura Button
Measuring nearly 1.25″ across this Star Trek button featurescommunications
officer Lt Uhura….and she looks so damn HOT! Ahem.Lt. Uhura had the
hardest job aboard the Starship Enterprise: She hadto talk to people with
that giant thing in her ear! Oh and she hadto look HOT! This Star Trek
button is a must for fans of Lt Uhura andthose big beautiful….eyes.
What? What did you think I was going tosay!
Classic Superman Bursting Chains Button
Superman was busting through chains before you were even a gleam in your
pappy’s eyes. Back then of course chains had to be slowly harvested from
the ground. The mighty metaloid plant grew as a weed does across the desolate
plains of central United States. The chains were every where and nobody
could do a bloody thing to stop them! You see the chains spread like wild
fire but take several years to harden and ripen. You don’t want a soggy
chain do you? In the decades it took for the chains to finally become
ready Superman himself was prepared! I believe the rest is history and
this Classic Superman Bursting Chains Button stands in glorious 1.25 inch
Superman Flying Button
Check out our Superman and Batman buttons. Buy one or both of the Superhero
button sets while you’re at it.
Supergirl Hotty Face Button
Here’s a button measuring 1.25″ across in diameter featuring a very attractive
image of Supergirl1 Actually every and any image of Supergirl is attractive!
This button is for you fan of Supergirl and for you Supergirl fan!
Supergirl Flying Button
Ahh.. to be able to fly atop the clouds sour amongst the stars and wear
a tight revealing outfit and kick ass… that’s what makes life worth
living. Supergirl’s the chick to be and here’s a button measuring 1.25″
across in diameter to help celebrate the fantasy!
Supergirl Heart Button
I bet Supergirl got all of the Valentines from the boys at school. She
went home with a full bag of candy roses kittens and sweet Playstation
3 video games. Guys are suckers for blonds! Don’t you guys know anything?
The best thing about Supergirl is she doesn’t need any defense even in
the most threatening of situations! The world could be ending and you
could cower behind that awesome miniskirt and cape and say ‘Oh lawd save
me honey!’ and she may save you depending on what kind of boyfriend you
have been…I hope you’re the kind of dude who cooks dinner from time
to time or knows how to massage some feet! Oh Supergirl how we love thee.
I show my Supergirl pride off with this fantastic 1.25 inch button featuring
Supergirl’s name inside a bright red heart. Aww how cute!
Superman This is a Job for Superman Button
Measuring 1.25″ across in diameter this Superman button tells us that
something happens to be a job for Superman. I don’t think I would trust
anything to a man who seems to always be changing clothes! Really Superman
is here to help us! Of course Superman does need a break on occasion.
Remember where Pittsburgh used to be? Right. That’s what happens when
we don’t give him his alone time.
Superman Muscle Building Club Button
Does Superman ever need to lift weights? I just assumed that the gravity
or the power of the sun did something to Superman’s bizarre Kryptonian
physiology. Never knew that he actually got it from pumping some iron.
That kind of puts things into perspective doesn’t it? You may want to
get on it. Superman started off as a little school girl in south east
Asia. Look what a little focus can do! If you need some additional motivation
might I suggest this fine 1.25 inch button? You get to join Super-little-school-girl’s
club. I mean Superman’s club!
Supermen Of America Button
Strength. Courage. Justice. Pizza Rolls. I think that last bit was voted
out by the Superman of America. They thought the first 3 were perfectly
good guidelines to being a hero. Pizza Rolls are delicious but they are
kind of hard to make serve the righteous path. This 1.25 inch Supermen
Of America Button features a vintage look and Superman doing the bursting
chains thing. I wonder what chains ever did to Superman…and those don’t
even look like they are made of Kryptonite! Maybe that is how Superman
releases all of his frustration at the world.
Superman Button Pose
Measuring 1.25″ across in diameter this Superman button features an image
of Superman from the chest up smiling and preserving your airspace from
pesky bug eyed aliens! Superman finds ‘em kicks ‘em into the moon and
takes a break for a quick snap shot. Thanks Superman!
Superman Button Symbol
We finally got the Superman buttons in stock. This is the incredibly
high demanded Superman Symbol Button.
Silver Surfer White Button
The Silver Surfer does a lot of surfing…and….silvering? No wait that
doesn’t really work out that well. Now that I think about it he doesn’t
even go to the ocean. Don’t know if you can really call it surfing without
the water. It is more like air-boogie-boarding or horizontal sky diving.
For that matter is he really silver? It is more like a chrome or steel.
So let’s hear it for the Chrome Horizontal Sky Diver! He’s the herald
for Mr. Space Glutton. Get this 1.25 inch diameter Silver Surfer White
Button. It’ll help you keep your characters straight. You can tell I don’t
have one yet!
The Thing For Class President Button
Measuring 1.5″ across this little button asks that you cast your vote
for the Thing as class president. I mean the other option is Joey Fanelli
but he’s kind of a jerk. The Thing promises to bring in some of that patented
Mr. Fantastic technology so basically you’ll be visited by teachers from
other dimensions and you’ll be flown to school on a quantum displacement
bus. Well teleported is the more accurate description. Thing for president?
Pass me the button and give me a flier. Sorry I meant quantum flier!
The Thing Psychedelic Circles Button
Measuring 1.5″ across in diameter this little button features an image
of the Thing amidst a circular swarm of psychedelia! Member of the Super-family
of implacable imaginauts the Fantastic Four the Thing takes the fight
to the source of all evil and disruptive melancholy: retro-modern art!
This Thing button is perfect for….well Thing fans primarily.
Thor For Class President Button
Measuring 1.5″ across this little button entreats you to invoke your
goodly sense and cast a vote for Thor god of thunder in this year’s election
for class president. Well the button is denoted with 1962 but you can
just ignore this and let the funny happen. Anyway your school learned
the hard way last year when Thor lost his run for class presidency. As
soon as the morning bell rang the storms began then the flooding then
lightning strikes that at first seemed arbitrary until all of last year’s
elected student officials were fatally electrified. Yeah Thor’s getting
my vote this year.
Thor Helmed Head Button
Thor was the original front man for AC/DC! Bet you guys didn’t know that.
You can see his lingering effects on the band with their hit smash ‘Thunderstruck’
which I am invariably sure will be used in the upcoming movie…over and
over again. Probably will be used in 10 or 20 years when comics start
playing music when you open them much like a children’s book. Every page
will start up with that opening riff…THUNDAH….oooOOOOOOoooOO…THUNDAH
and so on and so forth. We were thinking of implementing that feature
on this 1.25 inch Thor Helmed Head Button but we don’t want anybody to
snap and go completely bonkers. Not yet anyways.
The Mighty Thor Button
The Mighty Thor Button started off as a human doctor but upon finding
a magic hammer and striking it against a rock became the mighty 1.25 inch
diameter The Mighty Thor Button! That’s a bit of a bait and switch though
a button has far less to do than a human doctor. Buttons just get to chill
on clothing or random materials. Doctors have to wake up early in the
morning and go to work. Buttons will get you ever closer to that magic
37 pieces of flair (Office Space reference). Doctors have to pay malpractice
insurance. Luckily for you you don’t have to chose between the existence
of a button and a doctor though the The Mighty Thor Button is a nice go-between.
Thor I SAY THEE NAY Button
We’re not gunna take it…NO….we ain’t gunna take it. WE’RE NOT GUNNA
TAKE IT ANYMORE! That’s the impression I get from this 1.25 inch diameter
Thor I SAY THEE NAY Button. You can use this awesome button for all sorts
of things. On an airplane and somebody wants the window seat? Point to
the button. You want to biggie size that? Point to the button. Want to
help Loki overthrow Thor? OH YOU KNOW YOU’RE POINTING AT THE BUTTON. See?
This Thor I SAY THEE NAY Button is both classy and practical. It’s like
a Lexus with Hulk-Busting missiles in the hood.
Ultimate Thor Raining Anger Button
Marvel’s Mighty Thor actually started off in the death metal band Slayer.
He is credited with their looks and urge to headbang. However he had to
leave the band because Slayer is not into that olde’ English raz-a-ma-taz.
Oh well! The 1.25 inch diameter Ultimate Thor Raining Anger Button shows
his ultimate displeasure at taking his leave. Or was it because he stubbed
his toe on the Destroyer? Ah wait nevermind I think Loki flushed the toilet
while Thor was grabbing a shower. That’s just playing dirty pool as far
as I can tell! Get the Ultimate Thor Raining Anger Button. Show no mercy.
Transformers Autobot Classic Symbol Button
Measuring 1.25″ across in diameter this button features the classic symbol
of the heroic Autobot Transformers! The Autobots are a particular faction
of giant transforming robots known as the Transformers; sentient machines
embroiled in an eons long war with the less cordial faction of Decepticon
Transformers. When the fighting is on and 50 story robots are smacking
the hell out of each other and running each other through with street
lights make sure the one coming towards you wears this particular symbol.
You’re less likely to be eaten if he’s an Autobot. Yes he may still stomp
on you (unintentionally of course) but at least he won’t put you between
two monster truck tires and break for lunch. #$$##$# Transformers! GO
Transformers ROF Autobot Symbol Button
Measuring 1.25″ across in diameter this cute little button features the
heroic Autobot Transformers symbol taken from the hit live-action Transformers
film Revenge of the Fallen! The Autobots are nice but they don’t live
to serve. I thought Prime was going to tear the legs off that guy who
asked for a lift to the local watering hole. These robots are freakin’
soldiers man! Don’t crap in their…..catalytic converter or whatever.
This Transformers button is for you fan of the heroic Autobots but not
for you fan of…..the uncool.
Transformers Movie Bumblebee Button
Measuring 1.25″ across in diameter this little button features an image
of Bumblebee heroic Autobot soldier taken from the hit series of Transformers
live-action films! Bumblebee is a member of the Autobots; a peaceful faction
of transforming giant robots caught in an eons-long war with the villainous
super-selfish Decepticons! Bumblebee….kicks a lot of Decepticon @#$!!
Yeah that was crazy when he took Skywarp’s leg and used it to smack Astrotrain
into your local grocery store! Sure it may take at least 3 years of therapy
to properly expunge the image from your psyche but at least you made it
out of there with 2 cans of tomatoes for 17 cents! Don this Bumblebee
button when it’s time to…let go.
Transformers Decepticon Classic Symbol Button
Measuring 1.25″ across in diameter this little button features the classic
symbol of the Decepticon Transformers! The Decepticons are members of
an aggressive faction of ages old transforming robots; part of the Transformers
race of giant sentient machines! Their aggression is balanced but checked
with great difficulty by the heroic Autobots a more peacefully inclined
faction of transforming what-have-you’s. The ages old war between these
2 factions spread across 10 “frahillion” light years and ended up here
on Earth. Yay us. Ever since the Transformers showed up traffic has been
a son of a @#$%#! If only they could fight it out in a field somewhere.
Buy the button. Relive the day when Starscream ended up with his face
through your windshield. Again. Your boss probably won’t be so understanding
a third time.
Transformers ROF Decepticon Symbol Button
Measuring 1.25″ across this button features the symbol of the blatantly
diabolical Decepticon Transformers taken from the hit live-action Transformers
film Revenge of the Fallen! The Decepticons are not here to plant flowers
swap recipes or saturate you with positive reinforcement. The Decepticons
are here to incinerate your planet eat your livestock and mate with your
battleships! This Transformers pin is for fans of the infinitely more
loathsome giant transforming robots that spend their free time stuffing
humans into bird feeders!
Transformers ROF Optimus Prime Button
Measuring 1.25″ across in diameter this little button features an image
of highly venerated Autobot leader Optimus Prime taken from the hit live-action
Transformers film Rise of the Fallen! Looks like Prime is about to blast
you. Why? Well what did you say to him? Right while he was delivering
a very uplifting speech to a few battle hardened Autobots you ran in there
put the bullhorn to your mouth and said “I bet I can transform this Chinese
food into $#!@ before you can transform Bumblebee into a real soldier!”
Not a good thing to say especially since Bumblebee’s Identification Friend
or Foe systems are on the fritz. Again.
Wolverine Hey Bub Button
Wolverine sometimes believes he can fly. Sometimes he wants to touch
the sky. He thinks about you every night and day. Now spread your wings
and fly away. Wolverine believes he can soar…something something door?
Damn I’ve forgotten the lyrics to that song. It has been far too long
but for your sake and our good chum Wolverine’s sake I should have probably
shot it down long ago. I should have probably squelched that idea before
I ever let it out. Too late to turn back now and my delete/ backspace
button is broken so don’t even try writing in. With 1.25 inch diameter
this Wolverine Hey Bub Button forgives people for referencing R. Kelly
Wolverine For Class President Button
Measuring 1.5″ across in diameter this little button asks you to consider
Wolverine as your next class president. Let’s be honest shall we? Let’s
ask ourselves what would happen if Wolverine were to lose. That’s right
our parent’s would be very distraught as they were shuttled to the school
gymnasium asked to identify the violently torn bodies of their sons and
daughters. So I say Wolverine is the perfect choice for class president.
Oh you don’t have a button? Here take one. For your sake…TAKE ONE!
Wolverine X-Men Button
Measuring nearly 1.5″ across in diameter we have the X-Men’s resident
berserker Wolverine leaping at you and ready to add another facial orifice
on a cute little button! Wolverine is on occasion a noble savage. That
is until you call him dog face or something. Yep then you’re pretty much
looking at life without limbs.
Wolverine SNIKT! Button
You wouldn’t want Wolverine to be a teacher. Chalk across the board is
one thing but adamantium claws? That’s a sound that will cause your very
soul to quiver and cry out in pain. Now imagine if you had to be punished
by Wolverine! I hope you got all of your homework done and don’t you dare
speak out of turn. Wolverine does not take well to insubordination! It
is one of those ‘do as I say not as I do’ sort of things. Just smile and
nod your head k? Of course if you are one of those sickos that enjoys
that gawd awful sound effect Wolverine’s claws emit then this 1.25 inch
diameter Wolverine SNIKT! Button is for you. It’ll keep your black little
soul warm at night.
Wolverine Scrapper Red Button
Wolverine used to be play a lot of flag football. I’m talking the American
football because I’m not entirely sure how flag soccer would work…would
you even need to? Regardless after Wolverine disemboweled a few unlucky
players he was permanently side lined. His ferocity and battle prowess
was later the inspiration for the color schemes of several sports teams
wanting to channel his wanton destruction. I believe the teams are Pittsburgh
related which doesn’t make much sense because I’m not entirely sure if
Wolverine has ever been there! This great 1.25 Wolverine Scrapper Red
Button features Wolverine of X-Men fame prepared to throw down for a grudge
match game of flag football! Hope you have insurance.
Wolverine Snikt Ripper Button
I’m thinking if you wear a white shirt with this button people will fall
under the impression that Wolverine has just burst out of your chest.
Maybe he’s like the Alien that was fighting against Ripley or maybe he’s
like some weird contagion that is just a bit more aggressive than your
run-of-the-mill house cold. You know like somebody sneezed out a bunch
of microscopic Wolverines on a door handle and now everybody at the office
is sick. The Black Plague doesn’t have a shred on Wolverine! This button
is one and a half inch diameter and features Marvel’s favorite little
berserker Wolverine just ‘tearing it up’. I would suggest staying out
of his way.
Wonder Woman Bracelets Crossed Button
Measuring 1.5″ across in diameter this Wonder Woman button features Wonder
Woman with bracelets crossed daring you to fire an automatic weapon at
her. Just…DARING you! Go ahead take a shot. Just be prepared to wake
up in 3 weeks.
Wonder Woman Bullets and Bracelets Button
Some say Wonder Woman is disco dancing. I prefer to say she’s deflecting
full metal jacketed bullets with her silver bracelets that are shot at
her at 3765 feet per second. Talk about one tough babe! This Wonder Woman
button is perfect for those who enjoy Wonder Woman deflecting…and dancing!
Wonder Woman Face Button
Nothing like an Amazon Princess to brighten up your day…. especially
when she’s wearing a tight red corset and star spangled undies with a
golden lasso to tie you up with. Measuring 1.25″ across this Wonder Woman
button is absolutely for you fan of Wonder Woman for president or for
you fan of Wonder Woman naked!
Wonder Woman Official Member Button
Who wouldn’t want a magical lasso that forced people to tell the truth?
The applications for that is almost unlimited! You could with a single
hand completely change all politics to be constructive and meaningful!
Those 24 hour news channels would go out of business overnight and people
would be free to make up their own minds. Wonder Woman we need you right
now and it doesn’t involve fighting anybody! We just need the truth the
whole truth and nothing but the truth. I am beginning to understand why
Wonder Woman has elite membership in the Super Hero Club. Bask in this
great 1.25 inch Wonder Woman Official Member Button. She fights she makes
peace she makes jullian fries!
Wonder Woman Sensational Comics Button
Wonder Woman never took crap from anybody ever. Seriously even way back
when she was blocking bullets and laying the smack down. All that has
happened is that she has become a lot more extreme and way more…butt-kickery?
Not entirely sure if that is a word but it is now. There isn’t any turning
back! Like Retro stuff? Like Golden Age of DC Comics Stuff? Like Wonder
Woman? You have to see where this is going. Behold the 1.25 inch Wonder
Woman button! Wicked old school!
Wonder Woman Symbol Button
Measuring 1.5″ across in diameter this cute little button features the
classic Wonder Woman symbol! Wonder Woman is NOT here to make babies rub
your feet prepare your meals or clean your room. Wonder Woman is here
to take you by the neck and demand you move the hell out of the way and
let a woman take over! I mean look at the state of your room! What makes
you think you can govern yourself let alone other people! Pffft. Men.
X-Men Phoenix Button
You have to respect the Phoenix. Jean Grey was kind of viewed as a push
over but when she got a hold of that Phoenix force things got really out
of control. Yeah the Phoenix can wipe out entire solar systems and rearrange
matter on the subatomic level. How exactly do you get a chance to beat
that again? I suppose you really don’t considering how the ‘Dark Phoenix’
arc ends. The only way to beat something that strong is to have it beat
itself! Being married to that Scott guy has to take it’s toll too and
would probably make me want to go off-the-wall as well. Like you some
Phoenix and/or Jean Grey? Want to tell those Starjammers to shove off?
(swooosh) X-Men Phoenix Button! It is 1.25 inch in diameter and may or
may not have dormant personalities.
X-Men Red Symbol Button
I was once a member of the X-Men. I was never included in the comics
or the movies but that doesn’t bother me much. Those guys are like my
brothers and sisters and they love me dearly. My codename was ‘Show-Off’
and my mutant abilities are akin to that of a Green Lantern. I can just
make stuff up and it’ll appear. I use my power offensively by conjuring
up characters from movies and video games hence the codename. I also possess
heightened reflexes though not nearly on par with the others but enough
to get me out of most low-level danger. My only token of my time spent
with the X-Men is this 1.25 inch diameter X-Men Red Symbol Button. It
goes really well with my black and red costume.
Avengers Four Button Set 1
Hey guys I have a great idea…let’s go beat up the Hulk! That guy is
way out of control anyways. He’s like one of those little kids that is
screaming ‘IT IS MY PARTY AND I’LL CRY IF I WANT TO!’ I wonder if Loki
realized what he was doing getting all of the heroes together at one spot?
If he didn’t man did that plan backfire something fierce. I bet you love
the Avengers don’t ya? I bet you like buttons too specially vintage ones.
If only we could help you out on this endeavor! (Looks around) Oh lookie
here looks like we can! The Avengers Four Button Set 1 features 4 1.25
inch diameter buttons with Iron Man Captain America Thor and the Avengers
logo! I bet your left eye just rolled back into your skull a little.
Marvel Four Button Set 1 w/Spiderman Head
The Marvel Four Button Set 1 w/Spiderman Head is composed of 3 different
Marvel symbols with 1 button showing off the image of Spider Man’s head!
Spider Man is keeping an eye on the bloody rest of them that’s for sure.
I mean you can’t trust the Punisher…unless we’re talking about executioners
or vengeance(and that is sort of a gray area isn’t it?). X-Men is just
far too many people and you really can’t trust Wolverine or Cyclops –
they are both due for a mental breakdown! Captain America is addicted
to Vita Rays and beating up people with red craniums…and he’s never
sure if he wants to be Captain America anymore. Anyways you should get
this Marvel Four Button Set 1 w/Spiderman Head. The 1.25 inch diameter
buttons would look good on you. Trust me!
Marvel Four Button Set 2 w/Spiderman Symbol
This is the Marvel Four Button Set 2 w/Spiderman Symbol variety pack
featuring Captain America’s the Punisher Spider Man and the X-Men’s symbols!
I’m not entirely sure if there is a clear cut association here other than
they are all Marvel! Well I suppose Cap and the Punisher have some glancing
connections with all that Civil War and assassination thing. The Punisher
as Captain America was pretty cool that’s for sure. Um I’m not entirely
sure about the connection between Spider-Man and the X-Men. The X-Men
are all mutants from birth while Spider-Man is kind of a man-made mutant.
I’m kinda grasping at straws here. Get the Marvel Four Button Set 2 w/Spiderman
Symbol and enjoy the 1.25 inch buttons!
American Dream Junior Womens Cami & Panty Set
Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. You know The American Dream!
Wow I didn’t realize how…um…curvy the American Dream is! Now I see
why everybody wants to come here. Careful though the American Dream is
a feisty one. She grew up idolizing Captain America and has all of the
skills and equipment to back it up even going so far to impress the Cap’
himself. Proof that a little bit of hard work and a can-do attitude can
go places. What better place to broadcast this universal truth then this
American Dream Juniors Women Cami & Panty Set? Comes with a beautifully
themed American Dream/ Cap motif on the top and a straight up American
Dream on the panties! That’s patriot pretty my friends. Don’t worry fellas
the American Dream has protection….I’m talking about that indestructible
shield from another dimension! Why are you looking at me like that….the
heck did you think I was talking about?
She Hulk Junior Womens Cami and Panty Set
Wouldn’t you be happy if your cousin gave you a life saving blood transfusion?
And you got super strength out of the deal!? I’m talking about Marvel
comics’ Savage She Hulk and this She Hulk Junior Womens Cami and Panty
captures the look. The top has a “torn clothing and buff green skin” look
while the boy short style bottoms have a denim style print with a She
Hulk image and logo. The slim fitting cami and panty set is made from
95% cotton and 5% spandex.
Spidergirl Juniors Womens Cami and Panty Set
What we have here is the Spidergirl Juniors Womens Cami and Panty Set
based on the costume worn by Marvel Comics May – Spidergirl – Parker.
Yep it’s a variation on the classic Spiderman theme but when Peter Parker’s
your dad you can get away with it. The top has the Spidergirl costume
complimented by a blue background with web design while the blue boy-shorts
style bottoms have the web design with a Spidergirl logo and image. This
womens camisole and panty set is made from 95% cotton and 5% spandex for
a nice slim fit.
Supergirl Cami and Panty Set
Made from 95% cotton / 5% spandex these Supergirl camisole and panty
sets forwomen feature a bold red foil Supergirl “S” Shield Symbol! The
redpanties have a yellow power belt accent and the blueSupergirl cami
top features red adjustable straps! Adjustable! These fun Supergirl Cami
andPanty Sets are machinewashable and easy to care for. Supergirl enjoys
wearing these when punching the Sun out of orbit.Underwear Returns Disclaimer
Wonder Woman Cami and Panty Set
Hey it’s theThe Wonder Woman Cami and Panty Set! HUZZAH!! The Camisole
ismade from 95% Cotton and 5% Spandex as well as the blue Wonder WomanPanties
included. Both Items included in this set are ultra-softquality stitched
and ready to help bring out the Wonder Woman inyou….or er..your girlfriend.
Oh unless she’s reading it. Nevermind.Check Out Our Wonder Woman Cami
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Spiderman 12″ Giant Pez Candy
It’s about freaking time!! Only the Largest Spiderman Candy you can shove
in your mouth without choking! Get these while they are in existance.
They are a limited production product and god only knows ONLY GOD KNOWS
when they will stop being made. … ok Allah knows too but nobody else…
maybe Buddah and Muhammad but nobody else knows… Jesus doesn’t eat candy
so he doesn’t know…. and Vishnu and Ra are just out of the picture.
Hulk Bottle and Can Hugger
You know what happens to the people who mess with your beer? HULK SMASH!
The Hulk hassome anger issues we all know that but there is one hot button
issuethat the Hulk cares very little for. The issue? Lukewarm beverages!HULK
ANGRY! Maybe you have an anger problem too. If you do maybe youand the
Hulk can team up with this Hulk Can Hugger. You guys can revelin your
tasty drink and awesome teamwork. Good job Hulk! Good jobThirsty Hulk-Fan!
High Five! Standing 4 inches high by 3.75 inches wide (flat) this cozy
will fit most bottles and cans!NOT DISHWASHER SAFE: These glasses are
works of art. Though durable for normal use they cannot stand up to the
ridiculously high temperatures and harsh detergents in your dishwasher.
Your dishwasher will fade and tarnish these highly sought after images
ruining your glass! Instead HAND WASH these comic glass artifacts with
some soap and common sense i.e. don’t take a friggin’ scouring brush to
the paint.Proposition 65 notice for California residents.
Batman Flat Billed 3D Symbol Baseball Cap
Made from 100% cotton this black One-Size-Fits-Most baseball cap features
an embroidered and slightly raised Batman symbol in yellow and black!
And check out that flat bill! It’s….uh….gangsta’! And turn the dang
thing over…..The underside of the bill is yellow! Switching our attention
to the back of the cap we see a yellow adjustable snap strip-thing and
a raised classic Batman logo hovering slightly above. And let’s not forget
the covered headband along the inside of the hat for a comfortable fit!
Batman Adjustable Trucker Stiched Yellow Cap
This 55% cotton 45% polyester adjustable strap Batman hat is great for
letting a little wind blow through your hair while wearing a hat. Talk
about the best of both worlds right? The ‘trucker’ connotation of this
hat refers to the mesh back of the hat allowing much improved circulation.
Maybe it helps hat hair maybe it doesn’t! I’m not really sure of the science
of things but we can just assume that it is good. I mean how could the
Batman possibly do anything wrong! That guy is so good he has a backup
personality for when he loses himself. That’s called having a contingency
plan people! I wish I had a split personality I could make do work. That
would make things so much easier! I would use this hat as the designator.
I am my split personality while wearing this hat what do you want me to
Batman Womens Rhinestone Stitch Go-Go Cap
Batman has kind of a split take on ‘flashiness’. On one end of the spectrum
he tries to be a shadow in the night but on the other end of it he wants
to be a symbol of fear and terror to those with evil in their hearts.
Where is the common meeting ground? I would think that would cause at
least a little psychological discomfort. You’re not nearly as fanatical
as the Bat so you can enjoy the bold side of things! 100% cotton and featuring
a velcro adjustable strap for maximum comfort this hat is groovy for the
Bat-fans out there with a penchant for the melodramatic! Batman and even
Batgirl for that matter don’t really get a chance to add rhinestones to
their costumes. Would probably cost a ton for the Bedazzlin’ kit.
Batman Logo Snapback Yellow Flat Bill Cap
Made from 100% Cotton this one-size-fits-most flat billed baseball cap
features a raised and embroidered Batman logo in straight athletic-type
lettering curling slightly above a smaller Batman symbol. It also features
a stylish yellow flat bill adorned with the diamond shaped “Snapback”
medallion.”Snapback” is a line of quality hats from the fashion moguls
at Bioworld; it refers to the snapping plastic tabs on the back of the
hat that allow for an adjustable fit. Oh and check out the embroidered
“Dark Knight” logo above the aforementioned snapping plastic tabs! Oh
and the inside of the hat is layered in a covered elastic headband for
a secure and comfortable fit!
Batman Black Symbol White Cap
Made from 100% Cotton this one-size-fits-most baseball cap features a
white front and bill a black raised Batman symbol filled with gray Batman
symbols and the back and sides also wrapped in black filled with said
gray symbols. This Batman hat also features a plastic snap-band for closure
and the ability to invoke fear in any siblings or blood relation considering
a life of crime or neglecting to take out the trash.
Batman Comic Strip Flat Bill Cap
This Batman Comic Strip Flat Bill Cap has a incredible amount of Batman
for one hat. Swinging into action with Robin leaping and giving the Joker
a right to the jaw! All this is printed under a dot pattern giving the
art on this flat billed cap a stylized newsprint look. Only the leaping
Batman and classic bat logo remain unaffected by the dot pattern making
them stand out boldly from the background. This flat billed cap is sized
to fit and has a full cloth band for comfortable wear.
Batman Distressed Felt Symbol Baseball Cap
Batman has been around a very long time has gone through a bunch of costume
changes and even had a ‘Bat Family’. Surprising how far the man has come
isn’t it? These days he’s much more brooding and contemplative. Maybe
it was getting sent back in time maybe it was that marriage to Batwoman
either way though the Batman always gains a bit of insight. If you are
going to make an exception on breaking your taboo on firearms it is definitely
best to use it on Darkseid. The other factiod worth mentioning is just
trying to stay away from the Joker. He just enjoys messing with the Batman
just a little too much and we all know what happened to poor Barbara Gordon.
This hat appears to be oldschool with that distressed look showing off
a simulated ravages of time effect. The symbol is a bit more modern but
at least everybody will know that you represent the Batman! This hat is
100% cotton which is terrific for when you are climbing through bat-infested
Batman Light Up Eyes Flat Billed Baseball Cap
Made from 85% Cotton and 15% Wool this black flat-billed baseball cap
features a raised embroidered image of Batman’s cowl! Oh and it’s got
that flat bill or “lid” as the kiddies call it. But that my friends is
not why you’re here today. You’re here because when you press the little
button underneath the rim (easily noticeable with the circle and beam
illustration targeting the location of the button) the eyes on Batman’s
cowl….light-up! Yep you heard me right the first time. They light the
#### up! Press the button once to light the eyes. Press the button a second
time and the light blinks. Press it a third time and the light is turned
off. Press it a fourth time….and start the cycle again! This unique
light-up feature is powered by what appears to be 2 replaceable watch-sized
batteries located inside the front of the cap easily accessed through
a velcro-closed seal. Oh and this hat comes in 2 sizes and features a
soft covered slightly elastic band for a comfortable fit!
Spiderman Plush Bookmark
tall Spiderman Smash! But Spiderman not Smash Spiderman Plushy Soft Bookmarker!
Spiderman like talking like Hulk makes life easy! No more nagging MJ!
No more bad JJ Jameson and stupid Brock. Spidey no like Eddie Brock and
no like Venom. Venom try eat Spidey for Brunch. Spidey hate brunch! MJ
Like Brunch but MJ stupid anorexic super model. Spidey miss Gwen. Poor
Gwen neck go snap. Stupid police blame Spidey.. sniff not Spidey’s fault.
Life simpler when talk like Hulk.
19 Inch Galactus with Silver Surfer Action Figure
This high quality action figure of Galactus actually started off at 9
inches but on the way over we decided to stop at McPlanet’s and get some
grubbage. As we all well know Galactus is a bit of a glutton and he can’t
ever get enough. The damn guy had to go and eat the entire place! Sheeeesh.
At least he has the Silver Surfer running point looking for some rather
delectable celestial bodies and/or dollar menus. Having reached a certain
amount of satiation this 19 inch action figure of Galactus is finely detailed
and comes with his own Silver Surfer! Aw isn’t that cute? Galactus also
talks when you decided to touch his chest and as he’s talking HIS EYES
LIGHT UP! When I tried it I almost crapped myself.
Arkham Asylum Poison Ivy Action Figure Series 2
Poison Ivy has some basketballs walking around Arkham Asylum dressed
like that! I mean she’s in a hospital filled with a bunch of crazed lonely
criminals. Yep seems like a good idea to wear a barely buttoned shirt
and leafy panties. Yep. I’m sure nobody will try anything. No sir. You
know why? Cause this 6.5 inch tall Arkham Asylum Poison Ivy Action Figure
Series 2 doesn’t take to kindly to people. You see she is what we like
to call a ‘misanthrope’ or somebody who hates people! She would much rather
slice you up and feed you to her pet dandelions than have to sit with
you at a fancy dining establishment. Don’t take it personally though she
doesn’t get a long with anybody! At least you can keep the Arkham Asylum
Poison Ivy Action Figure Series 2 close…she features multiple points
of articulation a display base and the semi-nude goddess look made famous
by the awesome video game Arkham Asylum. Is it getting hot in here?
Arkham Asylum Zsasz Action Figure Series 2
Ladies now here is a guy you want to take home to meet the parents. Sure
he’s a sicko with some knives and some very interesting…um…body art
but that man has purpose! You can’t deny his confidence and he’s really
into you and your neck! Awww he’s so touchy-feely. I bet he worked as
a librarian or barber before being wrongly imprisoned in Arkham Asylum.
He might be a little short at 6 inches tall but I’m sure the Arkham Asylum
Zsasz Action Figure Series 2 will make a tremendous impression on your
friends and family. He comes with a display base and two ‘happy’ knives
made for liberating zombies. What do you mean zombies aren’t real? Maybe
I’ve been playing the hit game Arkham Asylum a bit too long.
Poison Ivy Ame-Comi Mini-Figure
Here’s the Poison Ivy Ame-Comi mini figure. At 5.5 inches tall she’s
just a little sprout but Poison Ivy’s been a thorn in Batman’s bat-side
for a long time now. This anime inspired and re-imagined action figure
seems to capture the essential essence of Poison Ivy; she’s sexy she’s
dangerous…and oh she’s green. Poison Ivy comes with a display stand
and her own “tame” vine. I’m sure it’s tame right?
Ame-Comi Artemis PVC Statue
Wonder Woman almost had some competition…almost! Artemis here hails
from another Amazon tribe separate from Wonder Woman’s. Regular mortals
this splinter group of Amazons have reached the pinnacle of human perfection
and just a slight tinge of the divine. Hey if your town is protected by
a perpetual sandstorm somebody upstairs is definitely watching out after
you. It also affords one plenty of time for practicing because you never
know if you’ll be made the new Wonder Woman or offered a deal from Circe.
Artemis was a bit more extreme than Wonder Woman and such actions earned
her a cold response from ‘Man’s World’. Of course that didn’t slow her
down any! With this great 9.25 inch PVC statue you can revel in her power!
Includes a divinity-blessed base perfect for propping up demi-gods.
Ame-Comi Catwoman Variant PVC Statue
Wow Catwoman…can I buy you a drink? Hell they don’t have anything resembling
a saucer of milk or anything containing catnip. Wait…where you going!
Don’t go! Noooooo! Man she’s totally aloof and finicky. I knew I should
have brought Batman with as a wingman. Catwoman has a total crush on that
guy. Oh well. Catwoman spends all of her time prowling around rough tops
trying to make up her mind on whether or not she’s a good guy or a bad
guy. Looking like this I really could care less! Standing around 9 inches
tall this Ame-Comi Catwoman Variant PVC Statue shows off the lovely Catwoman
in a purple suit variant. She’s normally in black but hey gotta change
it from time to time! Includes a display base worthy of the Queen of Kitty-Meow-Meows.
Ame-Comi Steel PVC Statue
After Superman ‘died’ a great deal of people decided to try to step in
and fill the gap left by our Man of Steel’s departure. Some were robots
some were clones others just used a power suit. What ever could you name
yourself if you wanted to be Superman and were wearing a suit of armor…I
wonder…Wait a tick! I would call them the Man of Tomorrow! No I kid
I kid. Man of Steel works much better anyways. That name worked for a
time too in till Superman came back. At that point it just became Steel.
Wielding a hammer and a suit that replicated Superman’s strength Steel
was the closest hero to the real Superman so sayeth the Lois Lane. This
version of Steel is that Steel’s daughter. She was only Steel for a little
bit before changing her costume and powers so how about you immortalize
her in this form? This 8.25 inch high non-articulated PVC statue can be
Ame-Comi Jesse Quick PVC Figure
Jesse Quick AKA Jesse Chambers AKA Kid Flash AKA The Flash has had quite
a few titles as you can tell! Guess all of that exposure to the Speed
Force starts to have an impact on its wielders. Hey if you can run above
the speed of sound you get to change your name from time to time I suppose!
I believe Einstein had expressed some equation for the way time moves
when moving at those kinds of extreme speeds – which is used for creative
purposes like new nicknames coming up with sexy outfits or perhaps painting
with water colors. Where was I? Oh yes! This 8 inch Ame-Comi Jesse Quick
PVC Figure is great for fans of the speed force…and cuties in jump suits!
Justice Aquaman Series 7 Action Figure
This Justice Aquaman Action Figure has multiple articulations and comes
with a base.
Back to the Future 2 Time Machine and Marty Minimates
The LIBYANS! I don’t how they found us but they did! Wait that’s the
beginning of the first one. Oh yeah..MARTY…it is your kids! We gotta
do something about your kids! I wish we could get hover conversions on
our cars. That looked like so much fun it isn’t even funny. Speaking of
where are the hover boards? We should totally have those by now! What’s
going on scientists you guys should have been on this long ago. Like as
soon as the movie came out. While we are waiting we can always pretend
with this Minimate pack! We have a pint sized version of the famous DeLorean
and young Marty McFly with his radiation suit. Good thing Marty had that
on him so he was able to convince his father that he should hook up with
Marty’s mom less Marty turn his brain into mush. Ah memories. Marty measured
2.25″ high with the Mini-Time Machine measuring 5″ long and about 2.5″
Batman Pop Heroes Vinyl Figure
Unfortunately this 4 inch tall Batman Pop Heroes Vinyl Figure does not
drop an octave when it has to address criminals and allies alike. You
can pretend he does but I just had to get that out there in the open.
No Christian Bale voice changing shenanigans. Along those lines he doesn’t
really talk like Adam West either. Wait or is it Adam We? Nobody messes
with Adam We. Anyways this great Batman Pop Heroes Vinyl Figure is perfect
for guarding Wayne Manor your desk your coffee table or any other place
you can possibly think of! Just remember to always mind your surroundings.
Bayonetta Jeanne Action Figure
Standing 9 inches high this detailed action figure with 27 points of
articulation features one of the central antagonist/ protagonist of the
hit game Bayonetta! Umbra Witches are tasked with maintaining the balance
between light and dark. Jeanne as she is known does whatever she can to
help/ hurt Bayonetta in her quest for the ‘Eyes of the World’. Of course
those witch duels are a little disorientating what with the jumping on
the walls and shifting center of gravity and everything. Well maybe the
next game will be a two player co-op. In the meantime you can gaggle over
this kick-ass action figure! She’s so angel-y!
Brightest Day Series 1 Aquaman Action Figure
Aquaman…does he ever get as much respect as he should? It seems to
be the status quo to pick on our water-based friend. He technically has
a lot more ground to cover then our more earth-bound heroes. Yeah well
I suppose none of us have gills so we can keep picking on him. “Oh how
do you like talking to fishy fishs fishy fish man?” At this point Aquaman
just hurled a waterlogged ship’s mass through the center of your chest
and said ‘Let off some steam Bennet!’. Aquaman is a huge “Commando” fan…you’d
know that if you weren’t constantly disrespecting him! Anyways this 6.75
inch tall Brightest Day Series 1 Aquaman Action Figure features multiple
points of articulation a groovy White Lantern base and may or may not
create horrible Black Lantern Fishy Fishes. Just don’t bring back my goldfish
Aquaman….he’ll probably be rather upset with me!
Brightest Day Series 1 Deadman Action Figure
Deadman…isn’t dead? Ain’t that a kick in the teeth! So how does he
like use his powers and stuff? Can’t possess anybody if you have a body!
Maybe he had to learn a new set of skills like cooking golfing going out
on dates and getting a real job. That doesn’t sound really heroic if you
ask me. He should really ask the White Lantern Entity for a refund! Oh
wait…never mind. The White Lantern needed good ol Boston Brand to live
life and recharge the power of the ring in order to name a new White Lantern
Prime. This 6.75 inch tall Brightest Day Series 1 Deadman Action Figure
comes with a White Lantern base multiple points of articulation and his
old ‘living’ head and mask! He really didn’t need those for too long though.
Brightest Day Series 2 Firestorm Action Figure
Ah yes…The Firestorm matrix! Nothing like channeling the raw destructive
power of fire and combustion! Of course Firestorm has the ability to detonate
atoms…so it may be a bit more than fire. More like nuclear fire which
as you may have realized has a lot of bang for the buck. I wonder how
the varying incarnations of Firestorm have enjoyed S’Mores? Anyways Firestorm
is mostly 2 people at any given time. Sometimes 1…sometimes 3 Firestorm
is a little hard to follow. Let’s just toss Deathstorm in there too a
Black Lantern version of Firestorm which kinda just wants to blow everything
up…and he has the ability to do so! I’m sure you’ve realized this by
reading DC Comics ever popular Brightest Day series. This particular Brightest
Day Series 2 Firestorm Action Figure comes with a display base features
multiple points of articulation and stands around 7.5 inches tall!
Brightest Day Series 1 Hawkgirl Action Figure
Nth Metal and heroes brought back from the dead…even before the Blackest
Night and Brightest Day Hawkgirl was doing this! Stupid curses. Hey at
least she gets her boyfriend back every single time! That wouldn’t be
so bad if you’re forced to live life over and over again; you get the
same ol’ lover! Guess that solves that awkward ‘getting to know you’ phase.
Hawkgirl is a woman that doesn’t take crap from anybody! Hey do you really
want to get impaled with a spear or bludgeoned by a mace? Didn’t think
so. A pity that this 6.5 inch Brightest Day Series 1 Hawkgirl Action Figure
didn’t want try to live her life alone in order to grow stronger(don’t
respect love more than life k?) Comes with a Brightest Day symbol base
which is great for Air Elementals!
Brightest Day Series 2 Hawkman Action Figure
Hawkman has hit Superman ‘with a planet’ caught an invisible Green Lantern
and gets to be constantly reincarnated. Sounds pretty sweet to me! That
Nth metal allowed Hawkman and Hawkgirl to defy gravity and be given super
natural powers. What you think that Hawk motif was just for show? As if!
Hawkman is serious business and the only thing that gets him to skip a
beat is Hawkgirl! Anyways Hawkman spent some time as a zombie during that
whole Blackest Night escapade and was given new life. What did he do with
said new life? Bumper Cars appearing on “American Gladiators” and throwing
shoes at politics. Did I mention how freakin’ awesome Hawkman is? Perhaps
this Brightest Day Series 2 Hawkman Action Figure that stands around 7
inches comes with a display base and features multiple points of articulation
will help to get you on board. I know it has for me!
Brightest Day Series 2 Martian Manhunter Action Figure
The Martian Manhunter kinda got a bum rap. Being the last of one’s kind
is kind of…depressing! I mean super powers are pretty cool but that
has to get pretty flipping lonely. Plus he kinda has an aversion to fire
so he totally misses out on all that fun. Poor Martian Manhunter! At least
he was brought back during the Brightest Day…and fancy that…he might
be able to score a girlfriend! You know how hard it is for good ol MM
to find a lady? Well let’s see what kind of person she is…maybe she
likes long walks and watching the True Blood on the HBO. Ah she’s a psycho
hose beast. Man that sucks Martian Manhunter! You almost found some companionship.
Maybe next time you’re killed and brought back perhaps! In the mean time
you can keep this 7 inch tall Brightest Day Series 2 Martian Manhunter
Action Figure company. He features multiple points of articulation and
comes with a Brightest Day display base!
Brightest Day Series 2 Mera Action Figure
This Brightest Day Series 2 Mera Action Figure stands 7 inches tall and
comes with intense Harpoon action! Man I always wanted to say that. INTENSE
HARPOON ACTION! It just kind of…rolls off the tongue! Try it out and
do it in the deep movie preview guy voice. INTENSE HARPOON ACTION; coming
to a theater near you. They could have probably made the first Jaws a
lot shorter if Mera the Queen of the Seas would have stepped in. Her rage
knows no bounds and her ability to manipulate water to the 100th degree
is not to be trifled with. Heck she even had a Red Lantern ring for a
spell! Well at least she got her husband back**. This particular action
figure comes with a Brightest Day display base multiple points of articulation
and INTENSE HARPOON ACTION(not really but she does have a harpoon). **So
that she can kill him.
Marvel Bishoujo Black Cat Statue
Oooo Black Cat…you’re looking good! You know what I’m just going to
let you get away with that heart shaped diamond. I won’t tell anybody
I promise…just let me have your number k? This Marvel Bishoujo Black
Cat Statue stands around 8 inches high and has an awesome Spider Man themed
display base! Not like you can really play with this thing but man is
it easy on the eyes! Black Cat is a professional thief that has had her
story revised more than once. Normal burglar or probability altering anti-hero?
Either way this Marvel Bishoujo(Japanese for pretty girl) Black Cat Statue
is great for tables desks and any other place where one displays conversation
pieces. I definitely see why Spider Man stuck around!
Invisible Woman Bishoujo Statue
When I was a wee little nerd many many moons ago we used to sing this
song in Sunday School “He’s got the whole Invisible Woman in his Hands”.
Wait…was that right? I’m sure it was. What else could one have in one’s
hands? Certainly not the world. I think we would notice something like
that! However this extremely fine and beautiful Invisible Woman Bishoujo
Statue stands on a rock-like hand! See now that makes sense. This particular
statue features the ever popular Bishoujo style which means ‘pretty girl’
and as you can tell they take that quite literally! Standing 9 inches
tall the Invisible Woman Bishoujo Statue is perfect for sprucing up the
Baxter Building room office or coffee table with her near-translucent
hands and feet. Look at her twirling her hair! I think that means she
is into you.
Ms. Marvel Bishoujo Statue
Invulnerable immensely strong and harnessing cosmic powers Ms. Marvel
should never be trifled with! One of the strongest characters in the Marvel
Universe Ms. Marvel can lay the smack down on anybody who’s stepping out
of line! Ah to be spliced with Kree DNA…must be fun! Anyways this 9
inch tall Ms. Marvel Bishoujo Statue comes to us from Japan in the famous
‘Bishoujo’ style or ‘pretty girl’. Yep that sounds about right. This fantastic
Ms. Marvel Bishoujo Statue comes with a rocky display base and detachable
cosmic energy! She can’t always run around with her hands on fire after
all. How is she suppose to go to the movie theater and eat popcorn like
that? Leave those puppies at home I say. Love Ms. Marvel? Need to make
that coffee table or desk of yours a bit more sexy? The Ms. Marvel Bishoujo
Statue….taking it up a notch! BAM!
Blackest Night Orange Lantern Lex Luthor Action Figure
Lex Luthor is known for his creative maliciousness. Always trying to
plan twelve steps ahead he just wants the world and everything in it.
Suppose that is the major requirement for being recruited into the Orange
Lantern Corps! Centered around the orange light of Avarice Lex Luthor
is deputized during the Blackest Night much to the dismay of Larfleeze
who had never had to ‘share’ his beloved Corps. Nothing like seeing Lex
in a hard light construct battle suit no? At 6.75 inches tall with multiple
points of articulation this Orange Lantern Lex Luthor Action Figure is
completely drunk on greed and now REALLY wants everything(power rings
included). Includes an Orange Lantern symbol display base but you’ll have
to ask Lex to use it. MINE MINE MINE!
A Christmas Story Ralphie With BB Gun Action Figure
This 7″ Christmas Story Ralphie Action Figure might just shoot your eye
out! Including a Red Ryder BB gun and a bar of soap this action figure
brings home a piece of A Christmas Story yearly tradition.
A Christmas Story Scut Farkus Action Figure
This 7″ Christmas Story Scut Farkus action figure is great for any grade
school bully. After run-ins with the school bully Scut Farkus Ralphie
doesn’t know if he’ll live long enough to receive his Red Ryder BB gun
for Christmas. After asking Santa his mother and writing a paper in Mrs.
Shields’ Class Ralphie continues to get the response “You’ll shoot your
eye out kid!”
Clash of the Titans Perseus Mez-itz
From the upcoming remake of the Ray Harryhausen fantasy classic comes
the all-new Perseus portrayed in the film by Sam Worthington star of Terminator:
Salvation and James Cameron’s Avatar! The ultimate fantasy hero joins
the ever-growing family of Mezco’s designer vinyl Mez-Itz line featuring
movie-specific accessories and five points of articulation. Window box
Dragon Age Genlock Action Figure
Genlocks are serious business. The standard rank-and-file of the great
destructive horde known as the Darkspawn the Genlocks are numerous and
without fear…for the most part. They are there mostly to act as cannon
fodder or to simply zerg down the player’s unfortunate party but they
are definitely scary in numbers. That is unless you loaded up with area
of effect magic…then welcome to the roast baby! Sooner or later the
Blight will make its return and the Genlocks will spill forth from the
great darkness below. I think the best way to avoid being swept away or
turned into a slave would be to show the Darkspawn that you are indeed
‘down’. I’m pretty sure this 6 inch Dragon Age Genlock Action Figure will
do the job just right. Features multiple points of articulation and murderous
Dragon Age Loghain Action Figure
Blasted Loghain. You just had to go and make things complicated didn’t
you? Guess Loghain never watched Braveheart because he would know what
happens to those that turn their back on their supposed allies. Doesn’t
matter what reason fate has an interesting way of returning things back
to a balance of sorts. You could of course kill him or let him live but
both decisions will have an impact on the rest of the story and your party
in Dragon Age: Origins. I prefer to let him live mainly because I find
it far more sinister and just a wee bit funny. I’m trying to be vague
in case any of you haven’t beaten the game yet but I’m sure you all have
your own opinions. That is the great thing about games like Dragon Age…freedom
to do and play the game the way you want! Bless you Bioware Bless you!
This detailed Dragon Age Loghain Action Figure features multiple points
of articulation and may or may not have been exposed to the Taint.
DC Universe Desaad Action Figure
Each 6 inchDesaad action figure features a detailed sculpt based on their
comic book costume multiple articulation points and accessories. Blister
DC Universe Eclipso Action Figure
Each 6 inchEclipso action figure features a detailed sculpt based on
their comic book costume multiple articulation points and accessories.
This Eclipso action figure comes in Blister card packaging.
DC Universe Metal Men Iron Action Figure
Each 6 inch Iron action figure features a detailed sculpt based on their
comic book costume multiple articulation points and accessories. This
Iron action figure come in Blister card packaging.
Elongated Man Action Figure
This Elongated Man action figure is right out of the Infinite Crisis
series. Ralph Dibny was the original stretching sleuth of the JLA. The
loss of his wife who turned into a carbon dated toasted marshmellow became
the focal point of the events that unraveled in identity crisis. From
the great art of Michael Turner. This figure features multiple points
of articulation includes a base and long arms and is packaged in a 4-color
DCU Classics Black Lantern Abin Sur Action Figure
Abin Sur! The alien who gave Hal Jordan his ring and set in motion the
formation of one of the most popular Green Lanterns of all time. He died
tragically on Earth but death rarely stops characters in the comic book
world. Well I suppose it did stop him because he was dead but he got this
groovy little thing called a Black Lantern Ring which makes one a groovy
zombie! Perhaps groovy isn’t the best choice of words. Heartless killing
automaton? Yes that will do quite nicely. With the resurrection of Abin
Sur both Hal Jordan and Sinestro have something to fear! At around 6 inches
this DCU Classics Black Lantern Abin Sur Action Figure is part of Wave
1! If you collect all of Wave 1 you can combine random body parts to make
Arkillo! Don’t ask me how it works I just do the writing!
DCU Classics Green Lantern Naut Kei Loi and Medphyll
I was tempted to call this the ‘aquarium’ set mainly because we have
some sentient plant life and a guy with a reverse fish bowl on his head!
I kid I kid! The DCU Classics Green Lantern Naut Kei Loi and Medphyll
features some of the most unique characters to ever grace the Green Lantern
Corps. Naut Kei Loi hails from a planet covered in vast oceans while Medphyll
comes from a planet full of intelligent plants! Of course this particular
action figure is one body and two heads so you can interchange them or
have them fight each other for who gets the body! If you collect the entire
series of Wave 2 you get to make Stel! Suppose that’s like Voltron or
something. The DCU Classics Green Lantern Naut Kei Loi and Medphyll stands
around 6 and a half inches high and is perfect for those non-conformist
Green Lantern fans. Who is Hal Jordan anyways? KEEP IN MIND: This is just
a single action figure with interchangeable heads…kind of like some
bizarre Green Lantern humanoid centipede.
DCU Classics Sinestro Corps Mongul Action Figure
It takes a lot of moxy to try to wrangle control of the Sinestro Corps
from its namesake. I mean they aren’t called yellow lanterns…they are
called Sinestros! I mean what kind of thought process does one go through
to get to that conclusion? Mongul is the son of an intergalactic tyrant
but he sure isn’t Sinestro! That’s the problem with coup de’tats. They
never go as planned I suppose. This particular DCU Classics Sinestro Corps
Mongul Action Figure stands 7 inches tall and craves absolute power. Coming
from Wave 1 if you collect the entirety of said wave you get to make Arkillo!
Well that would certainly be interesting considering the history those
two have together.
DCU Classics Green Lantern G’Hu
Green Lanterns rock something fierce! Nothing like pulling aliens together
in a unified front to combat the forces of lawlessness and fear. Of course
by the very action of recruiting so many different types of aliens in
one place you’re going to get a bit of deviation! This DCU Classics Green
Lantern G’Hu features the ultra-agile G’Hu a force to be reckoned with
even within the Corps. His appendages make him unpredictable in combat
and his speed and grace has left villains confused and beaten. Can’t go
wrong with that now can ya? At around 7 inches tall this DCU Classics
Green Lantern G’Hu action figure is part of Wave 2 of the DC Universe
Classics line and if you collect all the figures in Wave 2 you get to
make Green Lantern Stel! This guy is a whirling dervish that’s for sure!
DCU Classics Manhunter Action Figure
Before there was the Green Lantern Corps there were the Manhunters! The
Guardians created these soulless machines to patrol the galaxy and maintain
order. The sad thing is that robots tend to be fairly…mechanical in
their execution and they wiped out an entire sector of space due to a
programming error. I think that would qualify as slightly more problematic
than Y2K was. Regardless the Guardians decommissioned these Manhunters
in favor of the Green Lanterns but the Manhunters still patrol the galaxies
enforcing their original programming. Some even found themselves in league
with Cyborg Superman! Love you some cold heartless robots? Love the Green
Lantern storylines? Surely you must see where this is going. The DCU Classics
Manhunter Action Figure(from Wave 1) stands 6.5 inches high! If you collect
all of Wave 1 you get to make Arkillo!
Green Lantern Movie Naut Ke Loi Action Figure
I feel like good ol’ Naut Ke Loi got a pretty sweet deal in the Green
Lantern movie. Previously he had to go with the fishbowl thing on his
head and was kind of like Mr. Freeze or Mysterio. You don’t get to make
that connection too many times let me tell you what! There is one thing
you have to give the popular Green Lantern movie – they really did make
the Corps look really awesome! They should have probably added an extra
hour on that movie to spend more time on Oa. Maybe in the director’s cut
no? Suppose you could pick up this Green Lantern Movie Naut Ke Loi Action
Figure and start to make your own Green Lantern Corps. This particular
action figure stands 6 inches tall has multiple points of articulation
and comes with one of the pieces to make the “Yellow Impurity” AKA Parallax;
get all 14 and give the Sinestro Corps their guardian!
Green Lantern Movie Rot Lop Fan Action Figure
In loudestdin or hush profound my ears hear evil’s slightest sound let
thosewho toll out evil’s knell beware my power the F-Sharp Bell! Rot Lop
Fan is one of the coolest ‘Green Lanterns’ ever though I’m not sure that
even he knows who the Green Lanterns are! You see Rot Lop Fan’s species
is blind and has no concept of light or color! Oh that had to be fun to
explain to Rot how to use the ring! That Green Lantern had their work
cut out for them that’s for sure. Luckily for us this Green Lantern Movie
Rot Lop Fan Action Figure stands 6 inches tall and shows off Rot’s first
silver screen debut! This action figure features multiple points of articulation
and one of the pieces(from the entire action figure set) to construct
the mighty Parallax! Alan Moore would be proud.
Green Lantern Movie Tomar-Re Action Figure
Tomar-Re the great counselor to the Green Lantern Corps is charged with
helping new recruits learn to master the ring. Wait did you just hear
him talk? I think its that evil Captain from that Pirates movie! Wow…I
thought those coins were cursed to make one undead….not a fish-lizard
like humanoid! Wait I get it now. The ring is cursed! Oh now I remember
why I didn’t go to see the new Pirates movie and instead went to see the
Green Lantern movie! That’s what we like to call dodging a bullet(I think).
Back to the matter at hand this Green Lantern Movie Tomar-Re Action Figure
stands around 6 inches features multiple points of articulation and includes
a display base and a piece of Parallax! Yes if you collect all of the
action figures you get to make Parallax. Pretty scary if you ask me.
Green Lantern Pop Heroes Vinyl Figure
The most powerful Green Lantern is supposedly Sodom Yat but the greatest
Green Lantern has to go to Hal Jordan. Having been the host of the Spectre
Parallax and pretty much the entire emotional spectrum Jordan has been
tested time and time again and he just keeps coming back. Maybe he listens
to the Chumbawumba song before he puts on his power ring. Anyways at 4
inches tall this Green Lantern Pop Heroes Vinyl Figure can overcome great
fear romance the heck out of the Star Sapphires and smack around Sinestro
like nobody’s business. He can do all of this while holding down your
desk or coffee table! Seriously how can you go wrong with a super cute
Green Lantern Hal Jordan? You can’t!
Golden Age Green Lantern 1:6 Scale Action Figure
Alan Scott is a 100% certifiable stone cold lady’s man. You have to be
a bold one to mix purple red and green. Oh you guys mean to tell me that
he dressed up like that to fight crime with the mystical Starheart which
predated the arrival of the Green Lantern Corps? Talk about going it alone!
At least he doesn’t have a weakness to the color yellow but he does have
a weakness to wood. Good thing he doesn’t have to deal with Stilt Man
in the DC Universe. The Golden Age Green Lantern has had his fair share
of hard knocks as well particularly in the family department. Meta-human
children and a wife with a split personality…yeah I am sure family dinner
over at the Scott place is totally sane and rather normal. I think I am
beginning to understand why he makes his own fortress above Earth in “Kingdom
Come”. You fancy yourself an old school Green Lantern fan? Then you need
to get your hands on this 1/6 scale deluxe figure of the very first Green
Lantern Alan Scott! It all had to start somewhere you know? Comes with
a Green Lantern that actually glows and 28 points of articulation!
Grendel Hunter Rose 7.5″ Action Figure
From Big Blast Toys we bring you a 7.5″ Grendel (Hunter Rose) Action
Figure! This baby features multiple points of articulation a forked staff
fabric mask ties attached to the head of the figure and an interchangeable
hand with detachable skull! It also comes with enhanced sophistication
and an overly controlling disposition! You a fan of Grendel? Yeah? Good.
How about Argent? Yeah? Not good. See that forked staff next to your head?
Yeah you should have thought a little before answering that last question.
Hellboy Seed of Destruction Book and Action Figure Box
Yeah these Quee things look freaky yeah they’re weird and different but
for some weird and twisted reason these things are selling like RPG-7s
at a Hammas gathering. Hellboy and Qee fans can rejoice and unite in toy
heaven with these little bad boys. From Dark Horse Deluxe we have the
Hellboy Seed of Destruction Book and Figure Boxed Set. A very cool package
for newcomers and dedicated fans of Hellboy alike the Hellboy Book and
Figure Set includes a digest-size-hardcover edition of the first volume
Seed of Destruction featuring an all-new cover image by creator Mike Mignola
and also includes a 4” Hellboy figure. This set is perfect for collectors
and anyone just entering the Hellboy Universe.
Ultimate HULK Marvel Select Action Figure
8.15″ tall This is an awesome Ultimate Universe action figure of the
gray-skinned Hulk! Scaled to the standard 7″ size of the rest of the Marvel
Select action figure line Ultimates Hulk stands over 8″ tall and stands
head and shoulders above the rest! Sculpted by Sam Greenwell the Ultimates
Hulk is one of the most articulated Marvel Select figures yet and includes
a scenic backdrop base. This figure is simply stunning! A stunning 16
points of articulation on a figure this well detailed include neck shoulders
wrists hips ankles and more. Not available in mass-market outlets and
packaged in deluxe blister card package! Notice Captain America wayyy
in the background. Boy was that awesome when Cap dropped a Bradly APC
on top of the Hulk’s head jumps out and kicks the Hulk right in the balls.
OOffff!! Cap took a beating but he’s still the only human who stood toe
to toe with Hulk and lived to tell about it next to Spidey and a dozen
other super guys.
Joker Pop Heroes Vinyl Figure
Wow Joker…you’re looking crazier than normal today. I mean your par
for the course is very unsettling but your current ‘cuteness’ is rather…disturbing.
Nobody could look you in the eye already and you decided to kick it up
a notch! At least somebody shrunk you down to a cool 4 inches. Those blades
of yours can only threaten other figures and perhaps small marmots. Something
tells me you don’t want to be patronized though so I’ll leave you to it
– your vinyl construction will make sure that you and the Bats will be
able to keep up your little dance forever! The Joker Pop Heroes Vinyl
Figure: great for fans of cute mind melting insanity.
JLA Classified The Atom Action Figure
The Atom has one of those powers that at first glance seems relatively
unimpressive. Control of your size? Eh. That’s what makes him so powerful
though! Being able to turn microscopic while retaining all of your strength
can turn you into quite an effective hero…or assassin. I bet somebody
could use that suit and really mess somebody up if they wanted to! (Grins
evilly) I’m not going to ruin anything but that power is really sweet.
I think I would just use it for for traveling through electric lines.
Weeeeeeeeee! This 6.75 inch action figure may not be able to shrink down
to subatomic levels but it is always fun to pretend! Featuring multiple
points of articulation and a sweet base to place him on.
JLA Classified Superman Red Action Figure
Surprisingly Superman has some issues just like everybody else. Just
because he can pretty much do anything and he’s nigh invulnerable doesn’t
mean he is all peaches and cream. Most of the time he is but that doesn’t
disqualify the internal struggles! You think that much power comes easy?
I’m sure all Superman would need is just a little push in the crazy direction
and the mental avalanche would begin. There have been two times when Superman
has been split into a ‘Red’ and ‘Blue’ the first being the side effect
of Kryptonite and the other time because of a trap set by Cyborg Superman.
The ‘Blue’ persona is more cerebral and likes to rely on intelligence
and cunning. The ‘Red’ persona takes more of a brute force approach and
likes to jump directly into the fray! This action figure is based on the
‘Red’ version and he certainly isn’t sticking around to hear the rest
of this description. The action figure itself stands 6.75 inches high
and has multiple points of articulation! Let’s just hope a love triangle
Kick Ass 6-Inch Action Figure
I woke up one morning and said to myself “Hey I wonder if I could take
this vast amount of comic book knowledge and become a real super hero!
I have 4 fully formed ankles and I can run across all sorts of uneven
terrain!” I tried it out and it didn’t end up so well. I should have probably
picked a fight with a smaller guy but I thought ‘better go big or go home’.
Unfortunately it was the latter. Later on one of my friends directed me
to a comic book/ movie that chirped on this concept. Oh such a fool am
I! At least I can fantasize about how good I would look in a super hero
costume. I wouldn’t go with the wet suit look though I prefer my trench
coats and capes – you know the mysterious look. I wouldn’t suggest using
this 6 inch scale action figure of the movie/ comic books’ central protagonist
as a motivator. Not in less you really are dedicated!
Kick Ass 1:6 Scale Deluxe Action Figure
Poor Kick-Ass. That entire first movie/ comic book he just spends getting
his own ass-kicked or being marginalized. Everybody knows the main threats
are Hit-Girl and to a lesser extent Big Daddy! Kick-Ass is just the Myspace/
Facebook front kind of like public relations. At least the movie things
are a bit easier on him I would have hated to be Kick-Ass in the comics.
You know it is bad when the girl you’ve been pining over thinks you’re
gay and whatever comes of that when the ‘secret’ is finally exposed. Again
the movie treated this a lot better than the book. I suppose the point
is we all go through trials and tribulations but as long as we continue
to draw air we’ll be better people for it. Of course if you need something
to help you remember this fact there is always this 1/6 scale Deluxe Action
Figure of Kick-Ass. Suppose it would be safe to say that he is better
motivation than role model!
M.A.X. Tech Stealth Jet Minimates
M.A.X. stands for Mobile Action Xtreme. Not sure if they ran out of vowels
or thought that spelling things with an X like that is cool. Eh whatever
works! This Minimate combo features a red Stealth Jet and its fearless
pilot Redy McRederton of Redonia. I’m not entirely sure who or what he’s
fighting but I am sure it won’t involve the color red. That would just
be silly. The pilot measures 2.25″ high with a vehicle measuring 6″ long.
Mass Effect 2 Grunt Action Figure
Gotta give it to the those crazy scientists that you know have a purpose.
In the Mass Effect universe genes are something to be changed and manipulated…probably
more then you change your jeans already. At least a certain mad scientist
created the perfect ‘Krogan’ an alien built and bred for hardiness and
combat. Luckily for you in Mass Effect 2 you get to invite him to your
party! Yeah somebody needs to run in first…to draw away the gun fire!
Everybody loves ‘Grunt’ the name of this mega Krogan! You probably wasted
a ton of time on Mass Effect 2…you probably got all of the achievements
and even killed the Thresher Maw. Might as well tip your hat properly
with this 8 inch tall Mass Effect 2 Grunt Action Figure. He’ll claim you
as his battlemaster.
Mass Effect 2 Shepard Action Figure
It has to be a great feeling to be the first human Spectre. Nah not the
right hand of God Spectre but the elite enforcer of a universal group
of aliens that work sort of like the United Nations! See in the future
all people and aliens will work together to achieve peace and harmony.
That is unless you’re a bad guy(renegade points!) and would rather let
the Council beat consumed by Reapers to prove the dominance of humanity.
Yeah! Humans are number 1! With this 7.5 inch tall Mass Effect 2 Shepard
Action Figure however you’ll be free to make all sorts of decisions. Based
on the popular Mass Effect series this action figure has lots of tough
choices to make; who to sleep with who to leave behind when the nukes
start going off and what to do with pesky pseudo-extinct alien races.
Martian Manhunter Frontier Action Figure
This 7.25″ tall Martian Manhunter Frontier action figure is the second
series in the line of the New Frontier Action Figures which is baesd on
the New Frontier comic story that is a retelling on the forming of the
Justice League… and whatnot. A classic nostalgic and simplistic look.
Marvel Minimates X-Factor Box Set
Previously an internet exclusive! This box set of X-Factor Minimates
features new versions of Beast Cyclops Iceman and Marvel Girl as they
appeared in X-Factor #1! Cyclops and Beast include interchangeable heads
allowing you to show the heroes under the masks. Iceman includes his Ice
Modern Mandarin and Dreadnought Minimates
Modern Mandarin we all know that you have had to constantly re-invent
yourself. I mean if I got beat that bad I would constantly try to as well!
Oh Great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of Ghenghis Khan you have
some catching up to do! This Minimate set includes a ‘modern’ outfit of
the Mandarin and of course as always his very good comrade a Dreadnought.
You see the thing about robots is that they have no emotions so you treat
them however you want! I wonder if the Mandarin invites him over for cards?
At least the Mandarin can show off his interchangeable hands; mainly because
some days you want to have regular hands and other days you may want to
be carrying a full complement of power rings.
Jonah Hex Movie 1/6 Scale Deluxe Action Figure
Jonah Hex totally woke up on the wrong side of Megan Fox. He was looking
fine yesterday but look what happened! Looks like he was beaten up shot
and left for dead. Would imagine that would be a mighty fine reason to
carve a bloody path through the post Civil War West. Could be worse he
could have been sold into slavery by his father for safe passage through
Apache land. That would just plain suck! Oh wait…never mind. This 1/6
scale action figure is fully pose-able with 28 points of articulation!
You can set him up in all sorts of wacky stances. This figure comes with
a removable hat a belt with two holsters two pistols two extra sets of
hands and a stand. That’s what we like to call a full load wouldn’t you
Mister Miracle New Gods Action Figure
6.75″ tall Straight from the pages of the DC comic COUNTDOWN series and
inspired by the work of the infamous Jack Kirby comes Scott Free aka Mister
Miracle. Scott Free the son of Izaya (Highfather) the ruler of New Genesis
and Izaya’s buxom wife Avia. Izaya agreed to an exchange of heirs with
the galactic tyrant Darkseid; in order to prevent each side in the destructive
war with the planet Apokolips to help guarantee that neither side would
attack the other. As a result Scott traded places with Darkseid’s second
born son Orion. Scott grew up in one of Granny Goodness’ “Terror Orphanages”
with no knowledge of his own heritage. As he matured Scott rebelled against
the totalitarian ass-hole ideology of Apokolips and was often caught skipping
school smoking in the bathrooms and jack-rolling the local transients
for fun. Hating himself for being unable to fit in he was influenced by
Metron the Metronome to see a future beyond Darkseid. Scott became part
of a small band of pupils who were tutored in secret by the rebel Himon
a New Genesian living as a “Hunger Dog” on Apokolips. It was at these
meetings that he met fellow pupil Big Barda who would later become his
wife. Now Big Barda is like a pro female wrestler but with a really hot
body and with breasts of supehero proportion. Eventually Scott Free escaped
Apokolips and fled to Earth. His escape long anticipated and planned by
Darkseid nullified the pact between Darkseid and Highfather and gave Darkseid
the much needed excuse to rekindle the war with New Genesis. … Stupid
Scott! Once on Earth Scott became the prot?g? of a circus escape artist
Thaddeus Brown (god this is some good writing if I’ve ever seen it. All
we need is a dwarf a murder and some stupid trail by combat and we got
a genuine DC classic story). Now Thaddeus went by the stage name of Mister
Miracle. Brown was impressed with Scott’s skills ignoring the fact that
he’s a freakin’ alien who speaks perfect English (see Star Trek continuing
flaws). Scott also befriended Brown’s assistant… ah jeeze… a friggin
dwarf named Oberon. When Thaddeus Brown was murdered Scott Free assumed
the identity of Mister Miracle. Big Buxom Barda later followed Scott to
Earth and the two used their powers equipment and skills in the war against
Darkseid who was still interested in recapturing both of them. Eventually
tired of being chased on Earth by Darkseid’s servants Scott returned to
Apokolips and won his freedom through a legal trial by combat. … you
just gotta love those DC writers. All kidding aside Mister Miracle is
way cool. Buy the action figure. Action Figure Attributes MISTER MIRACLE
action figure stands at 6.75″ features multiple points of articulation
and a base. The New Gods Mister Miracle Action Figure will deftly escape
any trap and/or snare set by your more diabolical action figures!
Marvel Select Cyclops Action Figure
At 7 inches tall and a Danger Room display base this Marvel Select Cyclops
Action Figure is sure to impose his pseudo leadership skills in a somewhat
effective yet terribly haughty like effect. No I kid! Cyclops had a hard
job in the X-Men everybody couldn’t stand him and everybody was eying
up his girlfriend. I can understand why that story arc kind of came to
an abrupt stop and Cyclops had to start dating other people. Guess the
ladies are a sucker for…ruby eyes? They can’t be interested in his personality
because it is not like he has much of one. HAH! I guess I should really
stop that. It is so fashionable to rip on Cyclops! Maybe I should get
this Marvel Select Cyclops Action Figure and make amends. He features
multiple points of articulation and a removable set of heads so this is
absolutely perfect for the 2 remaining Cyclops fans out there. Argh! Sorry!
Red HULK Marvel Select Action Figure
RED HULK SMASH! Truth be told I think Red Hulk enjoys smashing more than
normal Hulk. Not like the Hulk doesn’t enjoy smashing it is just that
the Red Hulk REALLY enjoys smashing. Red Hulk walks down the street knocking
over trash cans pushing old ladies out of the way and soccer style punting
tweens. Yes the Red Hulk is not the most noble of Hulks and he is slightly
unstable. Guess you never want to put a psycho father-general dude in
charge of something like that. Oh well! Anyways this around 10 inch tall
Red HULK Marvel Select Action Figure is really angry. REALLY REALLY ANGRY.
He also features multiple points of articulation a rocky display base
and a seething contempt for his daughter’s new boyfriend. I wonder what
family dinner looks like at the Ross house when Banner comes over to eat?
Perhaps it will be in an issue of “Fear Itself”!
Neo Classic Iron Man and Stilt Man Minimates
Gotta love the Minimates! These little guys are great and an awesome
way to show your support for a myriad of characters. This two pack comes
with a Neo Classic Iron Man and Stilt Man. Good ol’ Tony Stark changes
suits more then I change shoes and Stilt Man…well Stilt Man is just
kind of a running joke in the Marvel Universe. So much contempt for a
horribly misguided power suit! Iron Man should just help out Stilt Man.
He probably is so miserable because nobody takes him seriously even though
he does have ‘superpowers’. That does kind of deserve air quotes which
certainly doesn’t help our wayward villain. With these Minimates you can
reenact some of the most one-sided battles in Marvel History!
New Krypton Series 1 Brainiac Action Figure
Ever get the impression that Brainiac is an errant collector much like
those guys on Hoarders or one of those other random shows about complete
nutters? Certainly Brainiac is the superhero champion of these people
who can’t throw things away. Unlike his ‘minions’ though Brainiac enjoys
capturing cities and diverse cultures. No we aren’t talking about snow
globes and Chinese food boxes we are talking about literal cities! Pretending
to be cultured isn’t enough to earn Superman’s ire…most of the time.
When Kandor is freed from Brainiac’s little sideshow the world has to
deal with a city of potential supermen. Let’s hope there aren’t any bad
eggs in that group! This action figure stands 7.25 inches high includes
a display base and hails from the New Krypton Series which is kind of
ironic because isn’t Brainiac supposed to be the one shrinking people
New Krypton Series 1 Superman Action Figure
Und vut is dat? You zhink zhis is a joke hmm? Superman vants to zee your
paperz. Superman iz not tolerant and he demands ze rezpect! Hmm a German
accent is kind of hard to translate into a short little description on
the internet but I assure you I was doing a very good job at an over the
top German accent; the really bad kind of accent made famous from insane
World War movies. When Kandor was released from Brainiacs’ hamster cage
our Earth was presented a very unique kind of problem – 100000 Kryptonians
with a slight chip on their shoulder. You can understand why the governments
of the world started freaking out! Superman dons a new costume and goes
to ‘New Krypton’ to help and understand his long lost people. This great
Series 1 New Krypton Superman action figure stands 6.625 inches tall comes
with a display case and an over developed sense of duty.
Orion New Gods Action Figure
The New Gods Orion Action Figure The ORION figure stands at 6.75″ and
features multiple points of articulation and a base. The New Gods Orion
Action Figure seems VERY mean but has a heart of gold!
The Penguin Pop Heroes Vinyl Figure
For that little stint of trying to abduct all of the children in Gotham(thank
you Tim Burton) Batman decided the ultimate punishment to Gotham’s Gentleman
of Crime would be to shrink him to down to an absolutely adorable 4 inch
The Penguin Pop Heroes Vinyl Figure! That’s something the Penguin is certainly
not used to – being called adorable! I kind of think that it would become
his own personal hell but he’ll get used to it. Everybody does. This The
Penguin Pop Heroes Vinyl Figure is great for decoration and keeping your
Iceburg Lounge Bar a local hotspot!
Racer-X Minimate Action Figure
This 2.0″ tall Racer-X Minimate action figure comes complete with his
Shooting Star Vehicle.
The Riddler Pop Heroes Vinyl Figure
Riddle me this Batman; What is 4 inches tall adorably deformed and full
of questions? WRONG It isn’t Justin Bieber. It’s the The Riddler Pop Heroes
Vinyl Figure! I suppose that was a trick question but I needed some sort
of introduction to our little friend here. The Riddler is one of the few
in Batman’s Rogue Gallery that doesn’t want to outright kill people –
he’s rather design some elaborate death trap that is designed to be a
survival of intellect! I think I heard somewhere where he was going to
release 4 inch tall Figures of himself in an attempt to take over the
world but I don’t think that plan ever materialized.
Robin Pop Heroes Vinyl Figure
Batman has decided to take a Robin that is just a little smaller then
Dick Grayson Jason Todd or Time Drake. I believe this one is named Mini
Maxwell and he stands at 4 inches tall. I kid he didn’t pick up another
Robin yet! I just needed a way to introduce this lovable little Robin
Pop Heroes Vinyl Figure! He can be any Robin you want just know that Jason
Todd is a little unhinged. Something about a troubled history? At least
the Robin Pop Heroes Vinyl Figure will be safe on whatever you decide
to put him on. Just don’t put his costume on display in the Batcave.
Star Trek Romulan Kirk and Spock Action Figures
Anything with the word ‘Star’ in it has the potential to be a cultural
shrine. Star Trek Star Wars Dancing with the Stars…I mean it’s all right
there spelled out in black and white! Though really Star Trek is the big
one starting off in the 1960s with all sorts of wacky ideas never thought
of for a television series. After a slew of movies and shows we have an
entire universe made up for us! It is easy to get lost in all that history
and lore isn’t it? Hell I’ve named characters in D&D Zephrin! Not sure
if that’s quite the way you spell it but I do like my random figures from
Star Trek! Speaking of random events check out this limited edition Romulan
Kirk and Spock! It’s from the episode ‘The Enterprise Incident’ which
is kind of like that movie ‘Face Off’. Well not really but Kirk and Spock
did go deep cover in order to check out the Romulan technology. They only
made 1701 of these so act quick before you are left watching reruns!
Justice League Scarecrow Action Figure
Continuing the best-selling series of action figures based on the art
work of Alex Ross we have the Scarecrow action figure. Eeeek! Not the
Scarecrow!!! Yaaaaak.. cough.
Marvel Secret Wars Mini Figures
These Marvel Secret Wars Mini Figures are a Miniature Alliance Secret
Wars figurine 2 pack featuring the Hulk and Spiderman in a blister pack.
Each pvc figure is approximately 3 inches tall with a display base and
is sculpted to mimic the characters poses on Marvel Comics Secret Wars
Silver Centurion Iron Man and Crimson Dynamo Minimates
The Silver Centurion Iron Man should be sponsored by Alcoholics Anonymous.
After Tony Stark pretty much got his butt handed to him he decided to
crawl into a bottle at the end of an alley somewhere. Those rich boys
need a distinctly humbling experience from time to time I think. Speaking
of humbling experiences let’s talk about the Crimson Dynamo! Those guys
have a shelf life of what 15 minutes? You would be better off at survival
being dropped into the center of Antarctica wearing flip flops and swim
trunks. There have been 13 Crimson Dynamos….13! At least with this cool
Minimate 2-pack featuring Silver Centurion Iron Man and Crimson Dynamo
you can pretend you are acting out one of the Crimson Dynamo’s many defeats.
I suggest you pick this up fast before we get to 14 that is if they haven’t
Superman Pop Heroes Vinyl Figure
Even at 4 inches tall this powerful Superman Pop Heroes Vinyl Figure
commands the greatest of respect. He’s halfway between Kandor and real
life size! A towering behemoth in Kandor and just a wee little destructive
dervish on Earth. He’s amazingly cute so you can give this Superman Pop
Heroes Vinyl Figure a break from Lois Lane the Daily Planet and all those
bothersome accidents happening around the world by inviting him into your
home. Guard duty of your possessions is number one! Hey how else is Superman
supposed to get a vacation?
Superman/Batman Steel Natasha Action Figure
This Steel Natasha action figure is straight from the Superman/Batman
comic series that everyone’s been going nuts over.
Star Wars UQS Palpatine Action Figure
The seventh figure in the breakout line of Ultimate Quarter Scale Star
Wars figures Emperor Palpatine includes a multi-layered cloth costume
hyper-realistic sculpt and over twenty-five points of articulation plus
his signature cane and interchangeable Force hands! Showcase your figure
with the included display stand and prepare for the rest of this legendary
Terminator 2 Hunter Killer Tank and Soldier Minimates
I’m looking for this boy John Connor have you seen him? COME WITH ME
IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. There are so many good quotes from Terminator 2 it
is hard to pick just one! At least the ‘present’ time in that movie is
a lot more peachy and happy then their future counterparts. The future
sucks in Terminator! Damn machines. I’m pretty sure that Twitter or Facebook
will gain sentience sooner or later and become Skynet. When that happens
we are all doomed. Those websites know what we like to do and where we
are! They’ll just check out status updates and it is game over man. After
the Facebook apocalypse we’ll be left like this poor solider fighting
scary soulless tanks. I suggest you start training now with this Hunter
Killer Tank and Resistance Soldier Minimates pack! The human looks slightly
outmatched doesn’t he?
Star Trek Kirk and Spock Pilot Episode Action Figures
I bet you probably remember the first time you saw the very first Star
Trek episode. Hopefully it was the pilot and you did it right but even
if not that’s okay. It is okay mainly because we can help you compensate
with this collector’s edition of Spock and Kirk! It is probably the only
time you’ll ever see Spock in a Command color…which is kind of strange
because he really did take charge every once and awhile. Either way this
two-pack of action figures is incredibly limited with only 1701 pairs
of these existing! You want to own a piece of history? Here’s your chance!
Warcraft Garrosh Hellscream Premium Action Figure
“GARROSH…YOU KILLED CAIRNE…HE WAS MY BROTHER!” Well Thrall that’s
what happens when you leave a demon blood crazed little moma’s boy in
charge of your precious Horde. Like it wasn’t bad enough having Undead
and Blood Elves on your side you then put a sicko like that at the helm!
I really can’t wait till Varian Wyrnn puts him down once and for all…just
wait a few more expansions. Maybe then the Horde can avoid such mistakes
as ‘attack the crippled Alliance vessels when you’re there to fight the
Twilight’s Hammer’ or ‘murder a faction leader on your own side’. Seriously
Thrall we didn’t need a World Shaman-Guardian that bad…we much prefer
the ghost of Medivh! Well I know you Hordies have a special place in your
heart for this madman so why don’t you let this 7 inch tall Warcraft Garrosh
Hellscream Premium Action Figure do the talking. I’m sure he won’t pick
a needless fight or promote hostilities between the Alliance. Good ol
Garrosh comes equipped with his i378 Battle Rattle and pitlord skull shoulder
piece. He’s such a compassionate leader!
Warcraft Taz’ Dingo Premium Action Figure
Stay away from the Voodoo! The trolls of World of Warcraft hail from
several tribes – the Amani the Zandalari the Skullsplitter and the Dark
Spear to name a few. Of course some of them evolved into the Night Elves
when exposed to the Sunwell who then evolved into Blood Elves but enough
of the history lesson. This is about the man-eating mojo wielding trolls
of the Horde! In World of Warcraft the trolls occupy a special place…mainly
as a bunch of savages who just want to kill gods and eat people…cept
for the player trolls! They just want to hang out play bongos and watch
‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’. Well maybe not this 6 inch tall Warcraft
Taz’Dingo Premium Action Figure. He is a hunter and even comes with his
own frost trap and PVP gear! That means he can fight your other action
figures and because of his high resilience he won’t take much damage.
Let’s hope he isn’t Beast Mastery spec’d!
Wonder Woman Pop Heroes Vinyl Figure
Wonder Woman doesn’t take any jive from nobody! I mean just try lying
to her. Oh yeah sure you were hanging out with Lady Gaga this weekend
and she tried making out with you but you just turned that woman down.
Wonder Woman! Hit that guy with the Lasso! Ah intrinsic super power polygraph
test. I tend to think that I would abuse the heck out of that lasso of
hers…but then again maybe I don’t want to know. You know what? I’ll
just leave those kinds of decisions to this 4 inch Wonder Woman Pop Heroes
Vinyl Figure. She is super cute perfect for desks and is probably a lot
better at breaking bad news than I am.
Beast Kitty Pryde Action Figure
This is the Beast and Kitty Pryde MiniMate action figure set.
Batman Figure Cooking Apron
Measuring 30.5″ high and 26.5″ wide this black 100% Polyester apron features
the illustrated incomplete figure of the shadow prone seeker of swift
questionable justice the Batman! Yep just put the apron on and begin cooking
with an obsessive determination that may or may not lead to flashbacks
involving strands of meat shattering as your mother collapses after receiving
a fatal gunshot wound. Yep. Anyway this Batman cooking apron also features
a neck strap and 2 waist strands for tying ’round the back.
Captain America Figure Cooking Apron
Made from 100% Polyester and measuring 30.5″ long and 26.5″ across this
black cooking apron features the illustrated and purposely unfinished
figure of the legendary living breathing embodiment of the U.S. Constitution
Captain @#$%ing America! Yes as Captain America you’ll find yourself cooking/
grilling/ burning to a cinder a hell of a lot more hot dogs apple pie
and domestic terrorism manifestos. Burn those #$%^ers up Cap! Anyway this
Captain America cooking apron also features a neck strap and two ties
for…well for tying ’round your back.
Green Lantern Figure Cooking Apron
Made from 100% Polyester and measuring 30.5″ long and 26.5″ across this
black apron features the illustrated incomplete figure of Earth’s preeminent
color-coded protector the Green Lantern! Yes now you can pretend to cook
Loooga from the planet Desbul or universally renowned delicacies from
the planet Nepygiklew. Man their 17 eyed chicken-things taste a hell of
a lot like…..chicken! This Green Lantern apron also features a neck
strap and 2 waist-ties wrapping around the back for a secure comfortable
Iron Man Figure Cooking Apron
Made from 100% Polyester and measuring 30.5″ long and 26.5″ wide this
black cooking apron features the illustrated purposely unfinished form
of the Invincible Iron Man! That’s right now you can cook and look (kind
of) just like Iron Man! So to really get into character……honestly
you should have started drinking 13 hours ago. Yep. ‘Round about the time
Tony Stark was wearing this particular iteration of the Iron Man armor
his time was split between inventing the better death machine womanizing
and……drinking. A lot. More than a lot. The armor was lugging 75 cubic
tons of Jack on any given flight. Anyway this Iron Man cooking apron also
features a neck strap and 2 bands for tying ’round the waist.
Spiderman Figure Cooking Apron
Made from 100% Polyester and measuring 30.5″ long and 26.5″ across this
black cooking apron features the illustrated purposely unfinished figure
of the Amazing Spiderman! That’s right you get to cook AND pretend to
be Spiderman! So in order to cook just like Spiderman remember to: A)
Cry a lot. B) Blame yourself for everything. Even if a plane crashes into
your kitchen and everyone tastes propeller for 6 months it is absolutely
YOUR FAULT! C) The only edible thing you can “cook” successfully is toast.
You really should let Aunt May do it. Ahem. Anyway this Spiderman cooking
apron also features a neck strap and 2 ties bonded to the waist for tyin’
’round the back.
Superman Figure Cooking Apron
Measuring 30.5″ long and 26.5″ this black 100% Polyester cooking apron
features the partial illustrated figure of…SUPERMAN! Yeah! You know
Superman can deflect 10000 foot tall tidal waves. You know Superman can
punch robotic moons across uncharted galaxies. But did you know…that
Superman can cook? Of course he can. And everything he makes tastes….super!
HAH! This Superman cooking apron also features a neck strap and 2 ties
around the back for a secure fit!
Wonder Woman Figure Cooking Apron
Measuring 30.5″ long and 26.5″ across this black 100% Polyester apron
features the partial illustrated figure of that Amazonian Queen of the
Kitchen Wonder Woman! Also featuring a neck strap and 2 strands of material
for tying around the back this Wonder Woman cooking apron is great for
cooking…men. Yep. Anyway if you’re a Wonder Woman fan who enjoys cooking
and/or grilling….men…this is the apron for you!
Batman Kids Backpack With Cape
For as long as I’ve worked here I’ve come to one conclusion; that kids
these days get to have some really sweet things. We didn’t have anything
cool like this back then did we? I mean I may have asked to put a cape
on my backpack when I was younger but something tells me that my mother
probably shot me down. Thankfully we live in the 21st century now and
superheroes have reached a fever pitch! Your child may not like taking
their backpack anywhere or maybe they don’t even remember it most of the
time. Good news is that with this killer backpack your kid will want to
take their backpack everywhere! Suddenly carrying stuff around is fulfilling
on a deeply spiritual level. Measuring roughly 18.5″ high 13″ wide and…not
sure how deep until you cram it full of your junk……this backpack is
made from 100% Polyester featuring adjustable straps mesh pockets zipper
closure and a hidden cape attached to the backpack!
Flash Drawstring Backpack
Measuring 13″ across and 17.5″ high this red canvas bag features a purposely
distressed Flash symbol! This soft bag also features drawstring cords
perfect for carrying or slingin’ around your shoulders and..uh..carryin’
stuff! What would the Flash use this bag for? Why for carrying along about
10 personal-sized microwavable deep-dish pizzas. Why? When one is atomically
bonded to the Speed Force one tends to burn through calories.
Green Lantern White Printed Backpack
Ah the Green Lantern White Printed Backpack! Perfect for carrying your
power battery squirrel-like Green Lantern companions and collected Sinestro
Corps rings. Hey the Book of Oa says we get to put the Sinestro Corps
members down so it is time to collect! Suppose you could also put books
and stuff in it…though that seems awfully boring. Anyways this fantastic
Green Lantern White Printed Backpack features a whole slew of images from
comic book covers! Yeah! It’s like a whole Green Lantern history…sorta…not
counting the reboot…well kinda counting the reboot..sorta. Bah! This
backpack has one main compartment one smaller compartment and two side
holsters! Of course we also have the Green Lantern symbol but at this
point that’s pretty much mandatory.
Marvel Classic Cover Mosaic Back Pack
Basics first on this Marvel Classic Cover Mosaic Back Pack that measures
approximately 20. 5 inches high 15 inches wide and 5.5 inches deep made
with a mix of sturdy pvc and fabric. The backpack features padded adjustable
shoulder straps metal hardware and multiple zipper-pockets. The backpack
is decorated with a veritable history of Marvel comics with covers from
Spiderman X-Men The Incredible Hulk Silver Surfer and more. With a lot
of detail lots of pouches pockets and a metal Marvel Comics badge this
is the backpack for the comic fan who’s tired of just carrying stuff in
a paper sack.
Superman Kids Backpack With Cape
With a backpack like this your wee lil’ one will have no time switching
from their mild manner persona to their super-charged one! Superman himself
would be jealous; it’s not only a functional backpack but one with a CAPE!
Yes A CAPE! That big omniscient S symbol has become ever-persistent since
Superman first arrived on the scene all of those decades ago! Do you think
that when they first wrote up the story that they would’ve thought it
could have possibly gotten this far? Goes from a simple comic strip in
the 1930s to a full fledged comic book; spawning shows movies and cartoons!
Your kid will have no problem remembering their backpack let’s just hope
that the school stops giving them so many books or else you really will
need a Man of Steel! Measuring roughly 18.5″ high 13″ wide and…not sure
how deep until you cram it full of your junk……this backpack is made
from 100% Polyester featuring adjustable straps mesh pockets zipper closure
and a hidden cape attached to the backpack!
Transformers Autobot Collage and Symbol Backpack
Made from 100% Polyester and measuring 16″ high and 14.5″ across this
Transformers backpack features a giant Autobot symbol over a black background
with the border of the bag filled with a collage of familiar Autobot heroes!
This Transformers backpack is the perfect homage to the REAL Transformers;
those sentient transforming bots based on designs taken from the hit 80′s
animated series and…..seen clubbing the hell out of each other in the
classic Marvel Comic books! Yup! And check out the giant pocket attached
to the front of the bag! It repeats the aforementioned bordering collage
design! And it has a zipper! Looking at the back we have two padded adjustable
shoulder straps! COOL! This Autobot backpack is perfect for carrying….the
Matrix! To school! It’s better if you use the backpack since the Matrix
Dr. Seuss Shopper One Fish Two Fish Tote
One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish that’s a total of 5 fish swimmin’
right across the front of this environmentally friendly Dr. Seuss One
Fish Two Fish Shopper Tote. Ah Dr Seuss taught me so much! Measuring 12
inches by 9.5 inches with a 5 inch loop handle the tote features Dr Seuss’
colorful art on one side and a whimsical quote on the other. So when you’re
going “From there to here from here to there” carry those “funny things”
in this sturdy 100% polypropylene tote bag.
Dr. Seuss Shopper Lorax Tote
Hear the trees with this reusable Dr Seuss Shopper Lorax Tote featuring
colorful art and a little environmental reminder from the Dr Seuss classic.
Made from 100% polypropylene the shopper tote measures 12 inches by 9.5
inches with a 5 inch loop handle. There is also the Lorax’s excellent
mustache to consider here; stylish but with the gravitas of a Shakespearian
actor. This is the guy you want speaking for the trees!
Batman Womens Relaxed Shoulder Bag
You ever find yourself needing more space because you simply can’t fit
everything onto your utility belt? Your messenger bag and/ or purse not
cutting it anymore? Are you a huge fan of The Bat? If you answered ‘yes’
to most of these questions then feast your peepers on this perfect addition
to your arsenal! 100% cotton with a magnetic seal this puppy will hold
pretty much anything you would want to tote around all day.Featuring a
highly distressed Batman logo this is absolutely perfect for anybody who
wants to walk around and imply “Yeah there might be some Batarangs or
Anti Shark Repellent in here what are you going to do about it?” When
laid out flat this puppy measures 16.5″ across and 12″ high!
Superman Womens Relaxed Shoulder Bag
Made from 100% Cotton this soft light blue handbag features a purposely
distressed Superman shield symbol underneath distressed athletic stripes.
When laid (relatively) flat this handbag measures 16.5″ across about 12″
high and …..not sure how wide since it’s not filled with…cake or rainbows
or workout gear. HAH! Anyway this Superman shoulder bag also features
an adjustable strap (knot the strap around the metal bracket for your
preferred length) a few additional pockets inside the bag and white stitching
lining and crisscrossing the body of the bag!
Star Wars Checkers Ladies Hand Bag
A Star Wars Checkers Ladies Hand Bag this fun glittery mod styled vinyl
hand bag measures 11.5 inches wide 8.25 inches high and approximately
4 inches deep with a pair of stiff loop handles. Featuring black and white
graphics of Star Wars characters like Darth Vader R2D2 random Stormtrooper
Han Solo and Jek Porkins ( or maybe it’s Wedge in the x-wing flight suit…hmm?
I think Porkins is most likely). The bag is a mix of glossy black and
blue glittery vinyl with a wide zipper opening and a velcro close interior
Star Wars Episode IV Ladies Hand Bag
The Grand Moff Tarkin is on here down in the corner by Han Solo’s knee
so you can stop worrying if your current handbag doesn’t have enough Peter
Cushing! This Star Wars Episode IV Ladies Hand Bag features some classic
Star Wars artwork full of Skywalkers Tie Fighters droids Wookies and Death
Stars! There’s also some glossy black and glittery pink vinyl a pair of
sturdy loop handles and a big zipper opening making this the complete
handbag package. The vinyl handbag measures 11.5 inches wide 8.25 inches
high and approximately 4 inches deep with a velcro closing interior pocket.
Star Wars A New Hope Hand Bag
Measuring 13.5″ across and 14″ high and about 6″ wide (until stuffed
with…droid parts) this large Star Wars shopper tote features one of
the classic original Star Wars: A New Hope poster images rendered by the
incomparable John Berkey! Oh and check out the Star Wars logo adorning
the sides of the bag! This Star Wars bag is a reusable eco-friendly tote
made from a percentage of recycled materials! No droids were harmed in
the manufacturing of this product! Not even recycled ones! You a fan of
Star Wars? No the classic stuff that pre-dated CGI!!!! Yeah? You like
the environment? You…need a bag? Well then…..look no further.
Wonder Woman Aphrodite Yellow Hand Bag
Measuring 14″ across 15″ high and 4″ wide (that’s without carrying the
head of a Minotaur) this large shopping tote features an image of Wonder
Woman confidently shouldering her magic lasso along with 2 of Wonder Woman’s
more salient attributes denoted in bold lettering. And….it’s on the
back too! Each side features an image of Wonder Woman standing over her
very own logo! NEAT! This shooper bag is also a reusable eco-friendly
tote made with a percentage of recycled material featuring 2 handles measuring
roughly 7.5″ high from the top of the bag. You like Wonder Woman the environment
and/or shopping? ADD TO CART!
A Christmas Story Adhesive Bandages with Tin
Drank too much eggnog this year and tripped over the Christmas tree landing
on the cat? Oh don’t worry because from Neca we have A Christmas Story
Adhesive Bandages in a cute little tin! Measuring 2.75″ long 1″ wide and
3.75″ high this tin container holds 24 sterile adhesive bandage strips
in 3 different styles! You’ve seen A Christmas Story 15 million times.
You just cut your finger carving the fried rice. I think I have just the
thing for you.
Green Lantern Metal Logo Wristband
Here’s a one size fits most terry cloth wristband sporting a metallic
Green Lantern Symbol! Wear this wristband while hitting green hard-light
tennis balls over a giant green net over the planet Saturn. That’s just
a day in the life of a Green Lantern my man!
Green Lantern Symbol Terrycloth Wristband
Here’s a one-size-fits-most terrycloth wristband adorned with an embroidered
Green Lantern symbol! And….it’s green! Green Lantern wears this when
playing a round of tennis……..over the rings of Saturn! All it takes
is a hard-light net some rackets the size of oxen and a ball the size
of a black hole! Space tennis! Green Lantern style! YEAH!
Halo 3 UNSCDF Symbol Wristband
Don’t cry for me don’t shed no tear! Just pack my box with PT gear! -UNSC
Marching Song. Hey include one of these fine Halo 3 UNSCDF Symbol Wristbands
as well. Out in the field you need a good handle on your Needler so this
nice one-size-fits-most terry cloth wristband emblazoned with the UNSCDF
logo can keep your grip dry and solid!
Green Lantern Classic Logo Rubber Wristband
Here’s a green rubber one-size-fits-most wristband adorned with a slightly
indented painted classic Green Lantern logo! Oh and check out the shape
of the symbol! It’s..its the old train lantern used by good ole’ Alan
Scott! See Alan Scott’s Green Lantern is separate from that pesky corps.
of Green Lanterns congesting familiar spaceways. Yep. His lantern draws
power from something called the Starheart. The Starheart….is fickle.
Extremely fickle. Oh and it has a problem with imposing it’s force over
wood. Yep. The width of the band is 1″ the logo and symbol are indented
and painted. And yes you can wear the thing and stack fire wood without
Green Lantern Modern Symbol Rubber Wristband
Here’s a one-size-fits-most stretchy rubber wristband adorned with a
silver colored indented Green Lantern symbol! Wear this wristband when
policing the scorching time-burned plains of Calortolipan V! Wear this
wristband when vacationing on the silent slopes of Barbostart XII home
of the night gliding Pepper Goat! Wear this Green Lantern wristband because…you’re
a fan of the comic the party plates and the hit live action film! The
width of the band is 1-inch symbol is indented and painted. It’s cool
Superman Red and Yellow Logo Wristband
This Superman terry wristband is one of our top sellers. It’s made from
terrycloth and features an embroidered red and yellow Superman shield
symbol. No wearing it will not allow you the ability to smack a tennis
ball past Alpha Centauri.
Superman Pink Logo Wristband
This is a pink on pink Superman or Supergirl Logo Terrycloth Wristband.
A mandatory item when making wedding cakes or Souffles. HAH!
Transformers Autobot Symbol Wrist Band
This one size fits most wristband is made from 75% Cotton 10% Nylonand
15% spandex featuring a stitched rubber Autobot Symbol inred! When you’re
playing the Transformers in a grueling tennismatch the best way to rattle
Megatron is to wipe your brow with theAutobot wristband. Yep it’ll definitely
throw him off his gamecausing him to incinerate you and lose by disqualification.
Transformers Decepticon Symbol Wristband
This black one size fits most wristband is made from 75% Cotton 10% Nylon
and 15% Spandex featuring a stitched rubber Decepticon symbol in purple!
The Transformers are sentient robots from the planet Cybertron spit into
2 warring factions vying for control of….something. A better warranty
maybe. The heroic Autobots they’re the guys you vote for. The not so happy
Decepticons? They would eat you if they had half the chance. Wear this
Decepticon wristband when the urge to be vile and consume raw energy in
cube form hits you!
Wonder Woman Blue and Pink Terrycloth Wristband
This blue and pink one size fits most terrycloth wristband features a
yellow and pink Wonder Woman symbol! This Wonder Woman wristband is perfect
for wearing during hard athletic play or for wiping the black blood of
Ares off your brow. I mean the guy just never gives it a rest!
Wonder Woman White and Pink Terrycloth Wristband
This one size fits most terrycloth wristband comes in pink with white
stripes adorned with the classic Wonder Woman symbol! Wonder Woman usually
wears this wrist band while crime fighting in warmer climates. Oh and
to wipe off all that messy blood. It just gets everywhere!
Star Wars Darth Maul Bust Bank
Darth Maul was flipping scary in the Phantom Menace! I haven’t really
watched the CGI show but I have heard that they attached the remaining
half of Darth Maul to some tank treads. Seems a little silly to me but
I have no real problem believing that Darth Maul could come back to continue
laying down the law. He only had a few lines but man did people get behind
him! He did take two Jedi at the same time that has to count for something.
Guess the Dark Side of the Force makes you egotistical enough to attack
more than one force user. We do know how that ends up and before they
attach Darth Maul to the tank treads you can use him as a bank! Yeah that’s
right we here at SuperHeroStuff.com decided to fish him up and use him
to store money. Who the hell is going to mess with Darth Maul anyways?
Darth Maul measures 7.5″ high 8″ across and about 3″ deep.
Thor Bust Bank
Thor’s mighty war face will keep your loose change safe. Some people
keep their money in overfed bloated mammals that wallow in their own defecation…and
others keep their money in Piggy Banks! Za-wing! But hey you know better.
You want something that will truly intimidate…something to keep away
the thieves! Might I suggest this 8 inch tall Thor Bust Bank? By Odin’s
Beard this Thor Bust Bank will protect your valuable pennies nickles dimes
and quarters. Asgardians take banking very seriously.
Star Wars Clone Trooper Bust Bank
“Look! Jedi Scum! Blast ‘em!” As we all know the next sound effect accompanying
this previous statement would be the whirlwind blur of the lightsaber.
I’d try to type it out but I feel the potency would be lost! Poor clone
troopers they were pretty much made to stand toe-to-toe with toothpick
robots. They are more reliable than droids though surprisingly. You know
one thing they are good at besides taking laser blasts or inexplicably
developing British accents in the gap between movies? Protecting the ol’
cash flow! They make excellent guards much like a scarecrow you can talk
to. This Star Wars Clone Trooper Bust Bank stands round-about 8 inches
high and 8 inches wide and will die in service of you! After-all you have
to save up for that 2nd Death Star. Nobody is going to give you a loan
after what happened to the first.
Venom Bust Bank
Measuring 6.5″ high and nearly 7″ across this soft plastic Venom Bank
is ready to accept your hard earned dollars (now worth the same as peanut
shells and mixed lint in today’s economic climate). Oh and you should
probably ask him for permission first. Venom likes to be asked…before
he eats you!
Batman Arms Out Magnet
each. Size is 3.5″ x 2.75″ One of the newest Batman magnets out. Very
Batman Magnet Left Reach
each. Size is 3.5″ x 2.75″ One of the newest Batman magnets out. Very
Batman Red Text Magnet
each. Size is 3.5″ x 2.75″ One of the newest Batman magnets out. Very
Batman Symbol Magnet
Measuring 3.5″ x 2.75″ this is the Bat Symbol on a black rectangular
Magnet. If you happen to be robbing a bank in broad daylight in Gotham
city you will not see this sign floating in the sky above you. Now prepare
for Batman to drop the Bat Anvil on your unsuspecting head!
Batman Magnetic Tin Magnet
Size 6.75″ Wide x 3.75″Tall.
Orange Lantern Power Battery and Ring
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.
That was totally the Orange Lantern oath to the “Meow Mix” theme song.
It kind of works and it is amazingly catchy. I’ve tried walking around
saying ‘meow’ but people think that I am crazy. At least with ‘MINE’ they
just think I’m some money grubbing spoiled individual…like one of those
shows on the MTV or a mainstream politician. ZING! Yes the Orange Light
of Avarice causes an insatiable hunger in its wielders and a constant
need for MORE MORE MORE! That’s why everything becomes MINE MINE MINE!
I’m going to get this 4.5 inch Orange Lantern Power Battery and Ring and
place it on my desk here. Why? Because it is nice to be reminded of what
fuels work! Plus the light up power ring would be great for pay-day. They’ll
never take you my precious!
Green Lantern Translucent Green Belt Buckle
I am pretty sure that this 3 inch diameter Green Lantern Belt Buckle
is made of coagulated will power. What else could account for the holographic-like
appearance? It is either that or this belt buckle was made by witches.
Evil evil witches. Maybe the witches are a part of this huge epic storyline
involving some new colored corps like the Brown Lanterns or Grey Lanterns.
They probably have that planned in the next 10 years anyways. Back to
the point at hand this great belt buckle features the universally recognized
Green Lantern symbol! It stands for willpower and an intrinsic order imposed
by the Guardians. If you have great will power then you have been chosen!
Willpower is the central keystone in the emotional spectrum…if Guy Gardner
can get a ring any one us can!
Superman Belt Buckle Chrome Symbol
Superman…the Man of Chrome…I mean Steel! Well for the sake of this
2.5 inches high by 3.75 wide(at the points) belt buckle he gets to be
the Man of Chrome! They are related elements anyways…I think. Aren’t
they? Suppose it really doesn’t matter anyways because you want to get
this belt buckle because it is freakin’ sweet and you love your Superman.
As Batman put it Superman is one of the most ‘human’ people on the planet
but then you see him use eye lasers and all of these supernatural abilities
and he appears to be a god. Luckily for us as Batman quotes is that this
thought doesn’t occur to Superman. He has some of the most impressive
powers in comic books but he strives so hard to be the perfect human.
Maybe you have to be from Krypton to be noble!
Batman Black and Grey Billed Knit Beanie
Made from 100% acrylic this One-Size-Fits-most gray beanie features black
stripes a silver and black Batman symbol and a stiff little bill! That’s
right it has a bill! Why a bill? Uh for one it’s stylish. And ..uh for..uh….for
two it blocks the tiniest silver of sunlight reflecting off those frozen
blazing white glaciers! Yeah! Does Batman wear this billed beanie? Hells
yeah Rick. Batman is all about the style. Really. Have you seen the bill
on his cowl yet? No? You should probably throw him a compliment next time
you see him. Well next time he throws your uncle in jail for like the
millionth time. He usually waves at you when he stuffs your uncle into
the trunk of the Bat-Tank.
Batman Black Striped Beanie
Made from 100% Acrylic this one-size-fits-most beanie features a circular
embroidered Batman symbol on a gray-striped black beanie! When Gotham
City gets a bit nippy and the Bat-cowl just ain’t cuttin’ it Batman slaps
on this little comfortable beanie hat to beat the chill. Of course he
may get a few laughs and jeers but that just makes him punch harder. This
beanie is absolutely for fans of Batman beanies warm heads and Batman
punching people who point and laugh!
Batman Swinging Reversible Beanie
OH MY GOD Batman is swinging off that dudeâ€™s head! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Oh wait a tick; itâ€™s just this 100% cotton One-Size-Fits-Most beanie.
I was really terrified there for a moment because I thought I did something
that may have elicited an attack from Batman. I swear I thought there
was still time on the meter and I didnâ€™t know downloading songs was
illegal! Please Batman be merciful! Forgot again heâ€™s not actually coming
for me. Thatâ€™s a burden off my shoulders. This reversible beanie features
a slightly distressed image of the Batman coming for you on one side and
the classic black and white logo on the reverse. This hat has the ability
to pounce on people with just a simple turn around. â€œOh look at that
nice symbol beanie hatâ€¦HOLYâ€¦HE IS COMING FOR US!â€
Batman Peruvian Cowl
‘CAUSE I’M BATMAN! I mean seriously how many times can you work that
into every day conversation? Well you certainly can throw it in a lot
more with this Batman Peruvian Cowl! Its shell is composed of 100% acrylic
the lining is 100% polyester and it is one size fits most. You know what
makes this kick the most @$$ though? The fact that it is not only practical
for those windswept days but you can instantly pull the hat over your
eyes and SHAZAM! You’re Batman. A slightly more relaxed and chilled out
version of Batman but Batman nevertheless. Need any more motivation? You
shouldn’t….’CAUSE I’M BATMAN! That should be your motivation right there
because I know you want to say it too!
Batman Needlework Symbol Beanie Hat
Made from 100% Acrylic and…perhaps a little of Grandma’s love we have
this black One-Size-Fits-Most beanie hat adorned with a Batman symbol
that appears as though Grandma made it for ya’. Yep. You asked for a cool
Transformers toy or..or a bunch of GI Joe figures but you got a freakin’
homemade hat. Ugh. Now don’t get me wrong this hat only appears that way.
The graphic was designed this way intentionally. No we do not employ your
Grandmother. And if Grandma wants to make you a hat that’s fine; she buys
you all that other crap every other damn day. AND she rubs your feet and
treats you like a freakin’ king. Now give Grams a hug and shut-up!
The Flash Billed Beanie
Made from 100% acrylic this One-Size-fits-Most beanie hat is colored
with red brown and white stripes adorned with a raised embroidered Flash
Symbol and featuring…a stiff little rim! That’s right this Flash beanie
has a stylish little bill ejecting itself from the tyrannous standardized
beanie….standard! When the Flash enters the Speed Force he…uh……may
feel a chill blowing by his…head because when manipulating time to move
faster than light he…uh…..yeah. Anyway this quality seasonal Flash
beanie is perfect for fans of the Flash warm heads and……itty-bitty
Green Lantern Stamped Symbol Black Beanie
It’s a very subtle effect here on the Green Lantern Stamped Symbol Black
Beanie; no color involved just a deeply stamped Green Lantern symbol creating
a sweet 3d effect. Just run your fingers across that symbol….. oooooooh
that’s nice. It’s made from 100% acrylic material; it’s stretchy and it’s
a one size fits most fit…..well unless you’re Green Lantern of Sector
2261 Mogo Hector Hammond or the Guardians of OA. Those are some big heads
Green Lantern Symbol Black Beanie
This one-size-fits-most-sentient-beings style Green Lantern Symbol Black
Beanie is constructed of 55% cotton and 45% acrylic materials for a nice
form fitting look on your brain case earth man. With the symbol of Green
Lantern printed in bright green and white you can always say “My parents
went to Oa and all i got was this swell hat!” The symbol generally denotes
the front however this is purely optional so….spin ‘er round if you
Green Lantern Comic Print Reversible Beanie
Hal Jordan the second Green Lantern took the direction of the character
to a far different place than Alan Scott. Alan Scott was powered by the
ancient Star Heart while Hal Jordan was recruited specifically to serve
in a kind of intergalactic police corps. The cops on this planet though
arenâ€™t given â€˜the greatest weapon in the universeâ€™ which comes in
a convenient ring form. What you thought it was going to be a gun or something?
Nah to hell with that the ring IS power. The ring makes whatever you want
it to depending on how much willpower one has. The sky is the limit in
this case! Speaking of manipulating things with will power this One-Size-Fits
Most beanie is 100% cotton and reversible! One side features a purposely
distressed image of our man Hal Jordan in his prototypical flight stance
while the reverse displays a solemn Green Lantern symbol. Thisâ€™ll keep
you warm during the Blackest Night!
Green Lantern Knitted Beanie
The first versions of this hat were made of coagulated willpower borne
of the Central Power Battery on Oa. Unfortunately it is really hard to
ship things that only last for 24 hours and/or require a direct tie to
a Green Lantern ring. After a brutal fight with the Guardians we got them
to change their production materials to 100% acrylic – it tends to have
a bit longer shelf life and then we don’t have rogue Sinestro Corps members
looking for a fight. Good news for you eh? This beanie is exceptional
and great for keeping your melon warm during those frosty nights. After
all it is really hard to use your willpower when you can’t feel the tips
of your ears.
Green Lantern Peruvian Mask Cap
This Green Lantern Peruvian Mask Cap is the perfect back up plan after
all creating a big green boxing glove takes a lot of will power so…..
what if concentration on your “mask” slips? If it does wearing this will
make sure you look just like a knit Hal Jordan! No one’s gonna suspect
once they’ve taken that big green punch! A 100% acrylic shell wrapped
around a 100% soft polyester lining for warmth comfort and neat-o-ness
makes this one size fits most cap a must have GL accessory. Anyway who
has a green energy pan flute I could borrow? Sinestro’s starting a world-beat
Green Lantern Striped Billed Beanie
Here we have the 100% acrylic Green Lantern Striped Billed Beanie which
is a must have for the Green Lantern fans out there with an affinity to
the billed beanies. I’m pretty sure the Guardians themselves are fans
of this striped beanie. Those semi bald heads of theirs gets a wee bit
cold you know! They don these Green Lantern Striped Billed Beanies when
they go skiing cycling hanging out with their homies or going to their
local open-mic night to try out their ‘super ballah’ lyrics. Different
strokes for different folks no? Anyways this Green Lantern Striped Billed
Beanie features a billed design and fits oh-so snuggly on one’s ‘dome’.
Also has multiple bands of different shades of Green! If a Green Lantern
item didn’t contain at least one shade of green there would be a serious
problem I believe.
Green Lantern Striped Peruvian Beanie
Made from 100% Acrylic this One Size Fits Most Peruvian-style beanie
features an embroidered Green Lantern symbol bordered in white and layered
over a black background. And check out the black and green stripes wrapping
around the beanie. And check out those….tassel-things dangling at the
ends of those black….string-things. It’s neat! It keeps your head warm!
It’s got the Green Lantern symbol on there! No I have nothing more to
Captain America Pullover Beanie Mask
Made from 100% Cotton we have the Captain America Pullover Beanie Mask!
This Captain America Pullover Beanie Mask is a one size fits all pullover
beanie featuring the silk screened likeness of Captain friggen’ America!
Now you can finally call your sister a Nazi and look the part!
Punisher White Skull Pullover Beanie Mask
Frank Castle doesn’t take crap from anybody ever. You may not have the
same attitude as him but at least you can wear his stereotypical symbol
– which of course will illicit fear and panic! This 100% cotton black
and white beanie from Bio World shows no mercy. The Punisher has no scruples
with extreme violence to stop evil and he was considered a novel character
in 1974 though these days everybody is an antihero! Pull this Punisher
beanie down over your face and mete out justice Frank-style…..but you
really really shouldn’t. Just wear it when it’s cold.
Supergirl Beanie White / Pink
OSFA 55% Cotton 45% Acrylic Get your Superman Baseball caps and beanies
Transformers Autobot and Decepticon Reversible Beanie
Made from 100% Acrylic this is a One Size Fits Most beanie featuringthe
Autobot Symbol and….after you pull it inside out…the DecepticonSymbol!
AHH! The Transformers are sentient transformingrobots bringing their eons
long war to our fine peaceful planet.Why Earth? For the licensing deals
dummy! They keep thiswar going another 500 years that’s a hell of a lot
of Transformersbeanies sold! Did you know Optimus Prime just had the Matrixrecast
in gold? That’s some serious-@$$ bling mother#$%^er!!!!!!!
Wolverine Beanie Pullover Mask
Made from 100% Cotton this Wolverine Beanie Pullover Mask is at first
a Beanie but then after you pull it over that inglorious beast of a nose
of yours it’s a friggen’ mask featuring the screen printed visage of the
vivisecting Wolverine! SNIKITY SNIKT! This Wolverine Beanie Pullover Mask
is a One Size Fits Most Beanie Pullover Mask so shave off 3 feet of that
colossal honker so you can fit into the “Most” category.
JLA Distressed Comic Print Beanie
This is truly a classic image. When I first saw it I wanted to know why
the Justice League of America was fighting a giant squid and if they were
what the hell was Aquaman doing? If Aquaman canâ€™t fight a giant squid
then I have no idea what that guy is good for. It was then explained to
me that it is an alien with a bit of a hive-mind complex going on that
goes by the name â€˜Starro the Conquerorâ€™. Mix a little bit of the Zerg
a dash of the Borg and just a sprinkling of Aliens and…voila! Now you
have yourself a giant alien mind controlling starfish. Sounds like a pretty
good first enemy for a newly formed Justice League no? This picture is
actually the first very Justice League event which is great for you comic
history buffs out there. Made of 100% cotton this One-Size-Fits-Most beanie
with a distressed image will help mitigate the effects of mind controlling
Marvel Head Shot Images Beanie
Made from 100% acrylic this One-Size-Fits-Most beanie features faded
panels filled with your favorite Marvel Comic Book characters! There’s
the Thing mad at the rest of the FF for not ordering pizza with anchovies.
He’s an Avenger now baby! There’s Daredevil Spiderman Captain America
the Hulk Silver Surfer Iron Man Wolverine Wolverine and Wolverine! He’s
in 17 books and counting baby! This beanie is great for fans of Marvel
Comics and those who prefer warmer planetoids! Yeah I’m talkin’ about
your head big-head guy!
Superman White and Blue Billed Knit Beanie
We here at SuperHeroStuff.Com like to try out fantastic materials for
our new items. We’ve tried green light constructs Bat-related reagents
and Speed Force imbued rocks(don’t ask). We went through a ton of different
things for Superman. At first we tried steel but that ended up crushing
too many people and we got far too many bills from Chiropractors. Then
we tried out Kryptonite which pissed off all of our Super costumers and
the green hue that emanates was keeping people up. Go figure. We were
just trying different things to keep you people happy! This 100% acrylic
beanie with sturdy bill should keep you pleased while we continue our
efforts. You can’t mess with a soft warm and durable beanie made from
the good ol’ Earth!
Superman Job for Superman Reversible Beanie
Clark Kent could always switch his clothing in a momentâ€™s notice. You
think it was super-speed or was it something conventional like all of
his clothing is reversible? A 3 piece suit on one side and the tights/
cape on the other! That tailor probably made a bunch of money on that
day. â€˜Wait you want me to make what?â€ Now that I think about it now
I know what to ask for the next time I got to a tailor. To hell with getting
fitted for a wedding tux I want a reversible suit! Seeing that Iâ€™ll
probably get shot down Iâ€™ll have to settle for this 100% cotton One-Size-Fits-Most
reversible beanie featuring a purposely distressed image of Superman.
There isnâ€™t really much Superman canâ€™t do which is probably why heâ€™s
smirking on the one side. Granted if you donâ€™t want to be bothered you
can flip it around to expose the symbol. Sometimes you want to save the
world and other times you just want to chill in front of the sun.
Supergirl Beanie Black and Pink
Style: Black Beanie Sizes: Youth 8-20 Description: 100% acrylic knit
steep with embroidery. Care: Hand wash cold.
Supergirl Pink on Black Reversible Knit Beanie
Made from 100% Acrylic this black one-size-fits most beanie features
a slightly raised and embroidered pink and white Supergirl symbol layered
over pink and gray striping! Oh but that’s not it. Turn it inside out
and…….it’s the Supergirl logo in raised embroidered silvery letters!!
Oh and more gray and pink striping! Two Supergirl Beanies for the price
of one! You’re welcome!
Supergirl Pink Stripe Knit Beanie
Supergirl has had a fairly rough life for being the cousin of Superman.
Everybody is always trying to manipulate her clone her or just straight
up kill her. Why bad guys why do you have to go pick on a nice blond girl
like her? At least she can defend herself these days. She can tear all
of those bad dudes in half like wet tissue paper. That would be not only
entertaining but easy on the eyes if you catch my drift. When Supergirl
isn’t too busy getting revenge on all of those trying to mess with her
she’s probably enjoying this 100% acrylic beanie. If I was you I would
just backdraft her power and wear this. It can never hurt to be mistaken
for a Supergirl right?
Superman Symbols Black Roll Beanie
Made from 100% acrylic this Superman Symbols Black Roll Beanie pays homage
to DC Comics flagship character better known as the Man of Tomorrow or
the Man of Steel Superman! Suppose we could also call him Kal-El…or
Kal-L but that is an entirely different description. This one is about
the fantastic Superman Symbols Black Roll Beanie which features a bold
red Superman Symbol on the front and slightly subdued and subtle Superman
symbols on the top! One can never get enough Superman symbols right? Say
I bet your head gets cold from time to time and you love the Superman
so you might as well add the Superman Symbols Black Roll Beanie to the
Superman Symbol Royal Blue Beanie Hat
Made from 100% Acrylic this one-size-fits-most beanie hat features a
slight Superman symbol raised and embroidered in red and yellow! Yes you
get cold and yes you like Superman so….why not add this little number
to your cart? It’s Superman. It’s a beanie. It’s cold out so….let’s
go with it. Add to cart please.
Thundercats Reversible Black Beanie
I’ve always considered reversible beanies to be the way to go for winter
wear. Just look at this 100% acrylic Thundercats Reversible Black Beanie!
On one side we have an impressive red and black symbol of the mighty Thundercats…while
on the inside we have a much smaller symbol with the word ‘HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!’
spanning the Thundercats Reversible Black Beanie. That’s important if
you are Santa Claus driving through a bad section of a city or about to
activate the Sword of Omens. You’d probably use it mostly for the last
part. Regardless this great Thundercats Reversible Black Beanie is meant
for the fans of the Thundercats that like to have options…like should
we watch the original cartoon or the new version!
Captain America 316L Surgical Steel 14G Belly Ring
Hey! It’s a 14 gauge 316L stainless steel belly ring measuring 7/16″
and adorned with the Captain America symbol! This is made from super-high-quality
material and the result of expert workmanship. Basically it’s Captain
America approved. Yes Cap is in with the counter culture. And when I say
“in” I mean not only is he appreciated by it he is also a part of it.
He’ll show you his lip ring some time. Anyway…let’s go over some subcutaneously
placed surgical steel body jewelry specifics:316 Stainless Steel is the
preferred steel where bio-compatibility is required (such as body implants
and piercings). The “L” means that the carbon content of the alloy is
below 0.03% which reduces the sensitization effect. 316 steel has .08
Max carbon content while 316L has a .03 Max carbon content. Stainless
steel does not contain corrode or rust as easily as ordinary steel. Though
it will not oxidize or turn black it is still not “stain-proof.”
Punisher Gun 316L Surgical Steel 14G Belly Ring
Hey! It’s a14 gauge 316L stainless steel belly ring measuring 7/16″ and
adorned with the Punisher Skull symbol! Oh and check out the dangling
handgun! This Punisher belly ring is made from super-high-quality material
and the result of expert workmanship. It’s the kind of care Frank puts
into his custom made incendiary devices. Yup. Okay let’s go over some
subcutaneously placed surgical steel body jewelry specifics:316 Stainless
Steel is the preferred steel where bio-compatibility is required (such
as body implants and piercings). The “L” means that the carbon content
of the alloy is below 0.03% which reduces the sensitization effect. 316
steel has .08 Max carbon content while 316L has a .03 Max carbon content.
Stainless steel does not contain corrode or rust as easily as ordinary
steel. Though it will not oxidize or turn black it is still not “stain-proof.”
Spiderman 316L Surgical Steel Cubic Zirconia Belly Ring
Check out this 14 Gauge 316L stainless surgical steel belly ring measuring
7/16″ and adorned with a sparkling cubic zirconia stone and…..a dangling
black spider! AH! This Spiderman belly ring is made from super-high-quality
material and the result of expert workmanship. Spiderman agrees with this.
Well he kind of has to since we’ll kill Aunt May if he doesn’t. Anyway…let’s
go over some subcutaneously placed surgical steel body jewelry specifics:316
Stainless Steel is the preferred steel where bio-compatibility is required
(such as body implants and piercings). The “L” means that the carbon content
of the alloy is below 0.03% which reduces the sensitization effect. 316
steel has .08 Max carbon content while 316L has a .03 Max carbon content.
Stainless steel does not contain corrode or rust as easily as ordinary
steel. Though it will not oxidize or turn black it is still not “stain-proof.”
Batman Vs. Joker Comic Panel Web Belt
Tiras: These belts are “adjustable” by the customer cutting the belt
down to their own specifications. They also come with a matching buckle.
Batman Shadow Bat Symbols Web Belt
Tiras: These belts are “adjustable” by the customer cutting the belt
down to their own specifications. They also come with a matching buckle.
Batman Symbol Web Belt
This is a soft nylon belt featuring a metallic adjustable belt buckle
adorned with Batman’s Bat Symbol! This belt is a one size fits most belt
with the buckle layered in enamel measuring 2.25″ across and 1.5″ high.
When does one wear the Batman web belt? Why when Batman tells you too.
Which I should warn you will be most of the time. Hey you wanted to be
the new Robin.
Batman Yellow Symbols Web Belt
Tiras: These belts are “adjustable” by the customer cutting the belt
down to their own specifications. They also come with a matching buckle.
Flash Symbol Web Belt
This soft nylon belt is a one size fits all web belt featuring a rectangular
buckle adorned with the Flash Symbol! This is an adjustable belt with
an enamel faced metallic buckle measuring 2.25″ across and 1.5″ high.
The Flash usually wears this belt due to the fact that light speed causes
his body to distort resulting in pant-loss. Hardy-freakin-har.
Green Lantern Comic Web Belt
We love our Green Lantern gear here at SuperHeroStuff.Com. I personally
think it is one of the coolest powers in the comic book world but that’s
probably because I have a really overactive imagination and something
like that in my hands really would be the strongest weapon in the universe!
Probably the only reason I haven’t been selected for the Green Lantern
Corps…I would probably go drunk with power for a day or two before falling
in line. Unfortunately that day or two would be total insanity. I’ve read
too many books seen too many movies; I’d have to recite that oath like
every 15 minutes! Oh well. Guess I can always keep hoping. At least this
AWESOME Green Lantern Comic Belt will give me solace. I already feel like
I’m zipping across the galaxy laying down the law! This belt is 100% made
in America which at this point in the game requires a huge amount of Willpower!
It’s O-K though we borrowed some from Oa.
Green Lantern Hal Jordan Symbols Web Belt
Tiras: These belts are “adjustable” by the customer cutting the belt
down to their own specifications. They also come with a matching buckle.
Green Lantern Symbols Black Web Belt
Tiras: These belts are “adjustable” by the customer cutting the belt
down to their own specifications. They also come with a matching buckle.
Green Lantern Symbol Web Belt
This soft nylon web belt is a one size fits most adjustable belt featuring
a metallic buckle adorned with the Green Lantern Symbol! The buckle measures
2.25″ across and 1.5″ high with an enamel face behind that cool as cool
can be Green Lantern symbol! Does Green Lantern wear the belt? Does he?
Oh absolutely. He knows what the kids are into.
Hulk Lunging Belt Buckle With Belt
Hulk is often misunderstood. That whole ‘HULK SMASH’ thing is only one
facet of his versatile personality. He knits sweaters on the weekend for
the poor he runs an anger management support group plays Counter Strike
competitively and retains the world’s highest marathon for jump roping.
Yes the Hulk only ever has one side of him ever shown. However we all
know that is the side of him you like! YEAH! You can smash stuff all day
like Hulk! YOU SMASH GOOD! Speaking of smashing check out this angry Hulk
Lunging Belt Buckle With Belt! The belt itself is polyurethane while the
belt buckle is is 4 inches wide and 2.75 inches high – it features Hulk
desperately reaching towards something which can only result in Eskimo
kisses or HULK SMASH. I feel like it’ll be the latter. Fits Large to X-Large
and the belt length is around 47 inches…perfect for SMASH!
Black Leather Belt
Here’s a black genuine leather belt so you can finally do something with
that Superhero Belt Buckle you bought from us last August. This Genuine
Leather Belt features snaps on the back of the buckle making it SUPER-EASY
when switching out belt buckles. Get it? SUPER -easy? Like Superhero but
…not? Belt Attributes Medium measures 40″ long. Large measures 44″ long.
XLarge measures 48″ long. All sizes measure 4″ from first hole to end
of belt and 1/2″ between holes.
Punisher Foil Logo Shredded Bullet Belt
Made from genuine Leather this Punisher Foil Logo Shredded Bullet Belt
features foil Punisher Skull symbols and a line of Punisher bullets also
in foil purposely interrupted by a “shred” effect; this is the removal
of certain layers of the belt that reveals the Punisher Symbols underneath
the procession of Bullets. Yep this Punisher Foil Logo Shredded Belt is
an artsy one.
Spiderman Distressed Belt Buckle With Belt
The Spiderman Distressed Belt Buckle With Belt is a quality polyurethane
belt with a 4.25 inch wide by 3.25 inch tall metallic belt buckle which
features the immediately recognizable Spider Man mask! Seriously how can
you go wrong with that? Unlike Spider Man this Spiderman Distressed Belt
Buckle w/Belt does not possess an over developed sense of guilt and nor
does it feel the need to constantly joke with foes. Indeed the Spiderman
Distressed Belt Buckle With Belt gets right down to business. It slaps
around abusive newspaper editors symbiote bound muscle heads and green
goblinoid creatures. Yep! The Spiderman Distressed Belt Buckle With Belt
had a comic book run once but it only lasted 3 issues. The Spiderman Distressed
Belt Buckle With Belt leaves no prisoners. Fits Large to X-Large and the
belt length is around 47 inches.
Star Wars Logo Black Leather Belt
Star Wars is a cultural behemoth. There isn’t a person alive who doesn’t
know what ‘The Force’ is! Heck I fill my religion in as Jedi on census
forms and I’m relatively serious(relatively). You know what is a great
way to express this opinion? The Star Wars Logo Black Leather Belt of
course! Much like the Force the Star Wars Logo Black Leather Belt surrounds
all matter; it permeates and binds all life together in an awesome web
of interconnectedness. You might not have access to this universal truth
right away but rest assured young Padawan that you will figure it out
sooner or later. You’re lucky that the Star Wars Logo Black Leather Belt
is so accessible and stylish with the bold lettering. You’ll be barreling
through Death Star trenches with the blast shield down in no time!
Star Wars Dark Side Leather Belt
The Empire is dealt a bad hand in the Star Wars Universe. Sure they mercilessly
destroyed an entire planet in the blink of an eye but it was for a good
reason! They were just trying to extract some information from the Princess
and she didn’t want to comply. What do you mean that’s not a reason to
blow up a planet? Gotta set a big example if you want some order in the
universe! Jeez you people. You never quite get it! You know who does it
get though right? Those that are down with the Empire and the Dark Side!
It’s like a 24/7 pizza party all the time. “Hey my pizza is cold….hit
me Emperor!” ZZZZZZZT. Instant warm pizza. Of course you need the Star
Wars Dark Side Leather Belt to get invited to the party. It is kind of
like being a VIP of the Sith…like Richard Grieco.
Superman Symbol Blue and Red Web Belt
This soft blue red-backed nylon web belt is a one size fits most adjustable
belt featuring a metallic buckle adorned with the Superman Symbol! The
buckle measures 2.25″ across and 1.5″ high with a blue enamel face behind
a red and yellow Superman shield Symbol! When Superman goes exploring
the outer ring of dimension Strata-Kahan you damn well know he’s hooking
his solar distributor onto this handy little web belt!
Supergirl Super Rose Butterflies Web Belt
Tiras: These belts are “adjustable” by the customer cutting the belt
down to their own specifications. They also come with a matching buckle.
Superman Metal Symbol Foil Belt
This black Superman belt is made from genuine leather and features metal
Superman Shield symbols throughout the belt as well as the Superman lettered
logos and ambient designs layered in silver foil. Whew! I think we call
that a run-on sentence. Anyway if you want to make Superman proud or help
him afford that new fur for Lois buy the Superman Metal Symbol Foil Belt
Superman Symbol Webbed Seatbelt Belt
Hey have you checked out the ‘new 52′ yet? If you haven’t please allow
me to fill you in ever so slightly. You see the DC Universe has restarted…for
like the 20th time. We’re used to it by now though I would hope! Anyways
the point of this little intersect is everybody’s favorite Man of Steel!
He kinda has armor now…kinda? Well this incredibly sweet Superman Symbol
Webbed Seatbelt Belt would look mighty fine on him and it will look great
on you too! This particular web belt is exceptional – the belt material
is immensely soft and strong. The closure is almost identical to the ones
found in cars and planes so you’ll know it’ll stay shut while you’re traveling
faster than a speeding bullet.
Superman Symbols Blue Web Belt
Tiras: These belts are “adjustable” by the customer cutting the belt
down to their own specifications. They also come with a matching buckle.
Superman White Spray Prainted Web Belt
Tiras: These belts are “adjustable” by the customer cutting the belt
down to their own specifications. They also come with a matching buckle.
Superman Symbol Red and Yellow Web Belt
This soft black nylon web belt is a one size fits most adjustable belt
featuring a metallic buckle adorned with the Superman shield Symbol! The
buckle measures 2.25″ across and 1.5″ high with a yellow enamel face behind
that cool as cool can be red Superman Symbol! When Superman sets up camp
on Saturn’s rings you damn well know his canteen and toilet paper are
hanging from this stylish little web belt!
Silver Surfer Star Rider Belt Buckle With Belt
Norrin Radd was from an idyllic planet where its people and technology
were considered one of the most ancient. This kind of left the rest of
his species as lazy and content while young Radd wanted to search the
skies and go boldly where nobody has gone before! This sounds familiar.
It was then that Norrin Radd encountered the space glutton known as Galactus
who traverses known space looking for a White Castle which in this case
refers to planets. Mini-cheeseburgers have a lot in common with planets
from what I can infer. Galactus had some bad methane planet and now he
has the cosmic munchies maaaaaan. Anyways Norrin Radd made a Faustian
deal with Galactus to become his herald but only if Galactus leaves his
planet alone and so the Silver Surfer was borne! The Silver Surfer Star
Rider Belt Buckle With Belt features a 4 inch wide by 2.75 inch tall metallic
Silver Surfer buckle with a polyurethane belt. Fits Large to X-Large and
the belt length is around 47 inches. That’s what we like to call a combo
pack! I think they have those at White Castle….
Wolverine Blood Thirsty Belt Buckle With Belt
Wolverine often needs a belt. Hey when you’re caught in the heat of battle
the last thing one would want to happen would be your pants to fall down
though Logan doesn’t like one to ‘sag’ his pants. Do people still do that?
Was certainly popular in the 1990s that’s for sure. Back when Coolio was
still cool X-Men was mostly known as a cartoon and Nintendo had just become
super. Yes they were the good old times. I bet you however might need
a belt from time to time and I’m sure this Wolverine Blood Thirsty Belt
Buckle With Belt has caught your attention. Why wouldn’t it? The belt
itself is made of polyurethane while the metallic belt buckle is 4.25
inches wide by 2.25 inches high. Features an image of Wolverine rushing
forward with his claws bared and his ‘logo’ directly behind him. Wolverine
is not one for a slow jaunt towards his enemy…he’s more interested in
doing an enraged frog splash! Fits Large to X-Large and the belt length
is around 47 inches.
DC Women Comic Web Belt
I feel as if they should restart the Power-Puff girls with the women
from DC Comics! This feminine web belt features Wonder Woman Batgirl and
Supergirl. The belt buckle shows off a bold red star on a white background.
Now that we got some of the major specifications of this web belt under
control it is time to get silly. I wonder what would happen if these three
went out for a night on the town? I’m sure they wouldn’t have much to
worry about mainly because nobody really would stand a chance against
them! I wonder if anybody would be so bold to get them a drink or hold
the door open for them? Would they even care? I know it would be hilarious
if somebody was rude to them…I’m sure it wouldn’t go very well for the
aggressor and would send a great example to the other animals out there.
Did I mention this belt is 100% made in America? Gotta love the domestic
Wonder Woman Symbol Webbed Seatbelt Belt
The Wonder Woman Symbol Webbed Seatbelt Belt knows only 3 things. Number
1 – There is no giant foot trying to squash you. Number 2 – bread will
always land butter side up(or is it down?) Number 3 – The Wonder Woman
Symbol Webbed Seatbelt Belt is one awesome high quality web belt! Bit
of shameless self promotion if you ask me but a little bit of ego from
time to time is alright I suppose. Regardless this Wonder Woman Symbol
Webbed Seatbelt Belt features the classic Wonder Woman logo on a crazy
comfortable web belt. I’m not even kidding this material is really nice!
The ‘buckle’ is styled in the format of a car or plane and made of polished
metal so please keep your trays in the upward position on the invisible
Wonder Woman Symbols Black Web Belt
Tiras: These belts are “adjustable” by the customer cutting the belt
down to their own specifications. They also come with a matching buckle.
Wonder Woman Symbols Red Web Belt
Tiras: These belts are “adjustable” by the customer cutting the belt
down to their own specifications. They also come with a matching buckle.
Batman Symbol Queen Blanket
This Batman Symbol Queen Blanket is a 100% polyester soft plushy “blankey”
just like Batman carries in his utility belt! It’s in a pouch around the
back so you don’t notice it as much but it’s definitely there…next to
the soup thermos. Featuring the legendary bat symbol this warm fuzzy blanket
measures approximately 79 inches by 95 inches.
Batman Swinging Twin Blanket
This Batman Swinging Twin Blanket is approximately 60 inches by 80 inches
of soft luxurious plushy Bat-ness. You might as well be toasty warm while
you keeping the peace so grab some cocoa and curl up with some neat-o
comics under this Batman blankey! This Batman blanket is made from 100%
Superman Daily Planet Twin Blanket
This Superman Daily Planet Twin Blanket is a 100% polyester soft plushy
blanket featuring a powerful image of Superman. I think Superman now carries
one of these due to the lack of phone booths so if you see one of these
blankets sort of rumpling around on the floor just ignore it. The Blanket
measures approximately 60 inches by 80 inches plenty of room to switch
from suit to cape.
Superman Symbol Twin Blanket
Ok it’s not kryptonite proof but the Superman Symbol Twin Blanket is
proof against chilliness which is also good. I mean who wants to be chilly?
A 100% polyester toasty plushy blanket emblazoned with the iconic Superman
Shield is perfect for curling up snoozing under or stretching out on.
Just ask Streaky the Supercat. This twin size blanket measures 60 inches
by 80 inches.
Thor Movie Bobble Head
You know what the best thing about being a god from Asgard is? Natalie
Portman! Oh wait I said that outloud. Yeah well the statement still stands!
I’d turn that magic hammer over instantly if given a choice. Probably
why I don’t get a sweet Mjolinir! Oh well. Perhaps in another life! I
could always revel in this awesome 6 inch Thor Movie Bobble Head. Now
if only had a 6 inch Natalia Portman bobblehead to go with it.
Aquaman Funko Force Bobble Head
Man Aquaman is looking angry! Probably all that smack talk on Family
Guy that has earned his ire. I guess it isn’t better under the sea or
else he would just blow it off as people who don’t understand his power!
That talking with fish thing is a parlor trick compared to his speed and
strength! Didn’t you ever see the movie “The Abyss”? It takes a lot of
strength not to be crushed by 100000000 gallons of water above your head.
That is an insane amount of pressure on every square inch of the body
but it is a great training that’s for sure! Unfortunately it looks like
that pressure may have had some impact on the Aquaman Funko Force Bobble
Head! He’s only 5 inches tall but he gets the job done. Those goldfish
will stay in line to say the least.
Batman Head Knocker Bobblehead
From Neca we have the Batman 6-inch Head Knocker bobblehead.
Boba Fett Funko Force Bobble Head
This was handed out around the sarlacc pit in memory of Star War’s greatest
bounty hunter Boba Fett! Okay okay…maybe he didn’t die in there but
the service was very touching. Maybe he only had that many people show
up because of how cool this 5 inch Boba Fett Funko Force Bobble Head is.
He doesn’t care much for Jedi Scum teddy bears or peanut butter. Might
as well collect this before it goes the way of the Empire! *SWOOOSH!*
Captain America Movie Bobble Head
Captain America…The First Avenger! Of course he was only the first
Avenger because none of the other guys were kicking around. Thor kinda
was but he’s a God with Amnesia so just run with it. Iron Man hadn’t suffered
a heart problem and the Hulk hadn’t been dosed with gamma rays. So really
he was just the first in line! Can’t really go wrong with a boomerang-like
shield either…that just screams fun! Hey I bet you are really into Captain
America and could probably use a 7 inch Captain America Movie Bobble Head.
It is based off the movie with all of those fancy special effects and
big actors…which automatically makes it good. I think.
Captain America Movie Red Skull Bobble Head
Bloody Naught-zees! Always trying to take over the world and make everybody
else step in line. Why couldn’t they have a more admirable goal like making
sure everybody has enough food to eat or trying to genetically splice
kittens with bees. Well…suppose that last one isn’t that noble but it
would be sweet. Hey Red Skull how about you use that Cosmic Cube and hook
a brother up? Oh yeah that’s right; you’re the Red Skull and a bad guy!
But what if I have this 7 inch tall Captain America Movie Red Skull Bobble
Head hanging out on my desk? Ok fine…I’ll do whatever you want Red Skull
just stop hitting me! (Somebody call Captain America please).
Captain America Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble Head
Awww the teeny-weeny 4 inch tall Captain America Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble
Head! He’s so cute! Sure his head is a little bit bigger but super solider
serum acts differently when used on Vinyl Bobbleheads. Good thing he didn’t
end up all Elephant Man style! I wonder if that teeny-tiny shield is indestructible
just like the real thing! Well….I wouldn’t try just in case but it is
in fun to muse. Get the Captain America Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble Head and
it’ll keep whatever you put him on free from tyranny and totally flushed
with freedom! By the rockets’ red glare and all that.
Darth Vader Pop Heroes Vinyl Bobble Head
Tremble in fear at this round about 4 inches tall Darth Vader Pop Heroes
Vinyl Bobble Head! Ah who am I kidding? This bobble head is cutesy-wutesy
and features a highly deformed style. It is like playing NBA Jam…but
with the force! Darth Vader is so adorable and crafted out of vinyl –
which is a lot more friendly than all of that life-supporting machinery.
I just want to hug him and sing to him and just give him a sweet little
ribbon on his head….ACK…I can’t…breath…some..body…hel…p!
Green Lantern Movie Hal Jordan Battery Bobblehead
Measuring 8″ tall this Green Lantern Bobble Head is rendered in the shape
and likeness of Green Lantern Hal Jordan portrayed by actor Ryan Reynolds
based on the hit live action Green Lantern movie! Here’s Green Lantern
standing on his very own symbol-layered base holding his very own Oan
Power Battery! This Green Lantern Bobble Head is movie accurate highly
detailed and made from sturdy sculpted resin! Oh man it’s the saga of
the Green Lanterns brought to live-action-life in the hit Green Lantern
movie! Let’s relive the glorious film with a highly collectible Green
Lantern Head Knocker!
Green Lantern Movie Hal Jordan Take Off Bobblehead
Measuring 8″ high this highly detailed bobble head features the likeness
of Green Lantern Hal Jordan as portrayed by actor Ryan Reynolds launching
himself from….his very own base! Oh and it’s based on the hit live action
Green Lantern movie! This Green Lantern Bobble Head is made from sculpted
resin and….(gasp)…move accurate! You a fan of Green Lantern? How about
the comic book? Yeah well then….how about the movie? Yeah? You like
Bobble Heads? Good good. So…maybe…this is an item you may want to…..add
to your cart?
Gort Bobble Head
Klaatu barada nikto! KLAATU BARADA NIKTO! Why did somebody have to shoot
Klaatu? What was that phrase…Klaatu…verata…noodle? Oh my this is
just getting much worse! Why couldn’t they have given Gort an easier ‘safe
word’ like purple mountain roller coaster. It -had- to be in an alien
language. Suppose that makes it sound a lot cooler but I think my phrase
would have been much more apt for saving the Earth. You wouldn’t think
this 6 inch tall Gort Bobble Head would be capable of destroying the Earth
but that 6 inches is just there to lure you into a false sense of security.
His visor lights up when his head moves which may signal that the end
is extremely nigh unless that is you are Klaatu. Then we can avoid some
Fantastic Four Invisible Woman Bobble Head
Measuring nearly 6.5″ high we have the hottest mom this side of theMarvel
Universe: Susan Storm Richards aka The Invisible Woman!HOT! Ahem. The
Invisible Woman is part of the FantasticFour Superhero team; a team…..
a family of explorers bestowed withsuper-powers from an unexpected encounter
with volatile aliensignals! The Invisible Woman can turn invisible….AND
bake ahell of a chocolate cake! The Invisible Woman Bobblehead isusually
seen bobbing its head in discontent as the Mr FantasticBobblehead will
inevitably forget their anniversary…again!
Hulk Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble Head
This Hulk Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble Head stands 4 inches tall as long as
you don’t get him angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. He goes
from 4 inches and vinyl to 12 feet tall and made of razor blades and rusted
barbed wire. See why it is important not to make him upset? I much prefer
the cute version…something tells me that you will too! The Hulk has
some serious issues but you really can’t blame him. Got some parental
issues gamma radiation and being shot into space because the Hulk can’t
be trusted. Yeah I would be pretty angry too. Why don’t you show the Hulk
Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble Head some loving?
Iron Man Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble Head
This cute little 4 inch Iron Man Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble Head suffered
a near fatal heart attack. He was captured by rebel toys and made to make
horrible weapons of war. Luckily with the help of Buzz Lightyear and Woody
Iron Man was able to escape! Oh lucky Tony Stark. Now we have this wonderful
Iron Man Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble Head to commemorate his daring escape!
You know how hard it is to get people to take you seriously when you are
this adorable? I mean I’m sure Tony Stark is used to the attention…but
Forbidden Planet: Robby the Robot Bobble Head
The Robots. Sometimes cute sometimes loyal sometimes misanthropic robots
have captured our collective creativity. Though these days most robots
are of the ‘kill all humanity’ Matrix-Terminator approach this wasn’t
always the case. Many many moons ago robots were helpful and oddly enough
followed Asimov’s Robotics Law of 3. Do not kill humans do not let humans
die and do not let oneself perish wantonly. I think I saw something like
that in a movie with Will Smith…one where he was not getting jiggy with
it. Regardless this fantastic 7 inch tall Robby the Robot Bobble Head
will fight Id Monsters protect your virgin daughter and generally have
a dry sense of humor. Beware creatures that are invisible with phantom
goatees though. That’ll get him to overload.
Watchmen Rorschach Bobble Head
Measuring 7″ high here’s a hand painted polyresin bobble head rendered
in the likeness of Rorschach; a no nonsense vigilante and occasional member
of the costumed crime fighting team the Watchmen! This is a high quality
bobble head that…doesn’t talk a whole heck of a lot. Oh and check out
that Doomsday Clock base! YEAH! Anyway this Rorschach Bobble Head is based
on the exceptional film based on the highly venerated Graphic Novel!
Spiderman Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble Head
THE CRAWLAH! We actually yell that a lot back here. We aren’t really
referring to Spiderman or this webheaded 4 inch Spiderman Pop Marvel Vinyl
Bobble Head but it’ll work for this description(we have a bizarre obsession
with the NASA Crawler). The Crawler is slow as molasses but Spiderman
can zip around cities like nobody’s business! Not entirely sure if this
Spiderman Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble Head can do the same but he is really
sweet…almost diabetic! It looks like he’s about to web something right
now! Keep him around but no making out with him upside down if you would
be so kind!
From Funko we have the Spiderman Bobble Head / Head Knocker. Anyone call
for a bobble head web slinger? What about the pumpkin bombs of wrath or
a giant hulking monster or a nude Mrs. Fantastic? Take a trip into a bobblehead
version of New York City when Spider-Man returns and this time he’s going
to save the day from the likes of the oversized bobbing head of the Green
Goblin and his deadly pumpkin bombs or the Lizard – a maniacal labcoat-clad
reptile bent on the destruction of anything in his path. Perched atop
their personalized display bases these characters are ready to strike
against boredom as they remind you of all the adventures you could be
having! Standing 6″ tall this bobbling hero or the two bobbing villains
are ready for action!
Stormtrooper Pop Heroes Vinyl Bobbe Head
Poor Stormtroopers. I wonder if anybody considers them a threat? I mean
maybe if you get enough of them together sooner or later they’ll score
a critical hit…but I somehow doubt it. Jabba could probably even slither
his way from a platoon of the most elite Stormtroopers. Maybe if we shrank
them down to like 4 inches….and made their heads bobble. Wait…I have
an idea coming on here… the Stormtrooper Pop Heroes Vinyl Bobbe Head!
Great for coffee tables desks the console of TIE fighters and on the back
of speeder bikes. Careful…this guy might be more dangerous than the
Stormtrooper Funko Force Bobble Head
You know I think I finally figured it out…why Stormtroopers can’t hit
the board side of a barn! He’s holding it all wrong! First off he’s shooting
off the hip. Bad idea. Second idea – he’s holding it all ‘gangsta’! That’s
terrible for accuracy and causes the gun to jam. Damn rap music videos
ruin everything! Just because Snoop Dog and Wiz Khalfia pull it off doesn’t
mean they can…and you thought it was the Jedi that brought down the
Empire! Nah…it was rap. Sorry to break it to you. At least you can take
solace in this 5 inch tall Stormtrooper Funko Force Bobble Head. Don’t
worry he’s not very threatening(though he pretends to be).
Star Trek Talking Captain Kirk Bobblehead Headknocker
Space. It’s really freaking big. And there a lot of alien women. Alien
women that are lonely. Alien woman that are attracted to men in uniforms
with big fancy titles like ‘Captain’. I am beginning to see how Kirk was
so deathly serious about his job! When I say deathly serious I don’t really
mean that. He’s way more concerned about doing what is right and enjoying
the company of his comrades(and alien women). As much as we would like
to we can’t send Kirk to your house. We can however send this 7.5 inch
tall Star Trek Talking Captain Kirk Bobblehead Headknocker. You see that?
HE TALKS! Yes ‘Space the final frontier!’ ‘I am a solider not a diplomat’
and ‘This is Captain James Kirk of the USS Enterprise’. They were going
to include ‘Can I get your number?’ but the universal translator was having
Star Trek Talking Spock Bobblehead Headknocker
Emotions are over-rated. Nothing like some cold hard logic to get you
through the day. Hearts are pesky anyways and tend to lead to jealously
hate and contempt(but it also leads to good things like love compassion
and cartwheels). Good ol’ Spock understands this dichotomy more than anybody
else in the Universe. Half human and half Vulcan this fellow has to straddle
both worlds and find his place in it all. Of course when you’re around
with Captain Kirk one tends to get a little side tracked. However this
7.5 inch tall Star Trek Talking Spock Bobblehead Headknocker does not
get sidetracked. He can speak his famous lines of ‘Fascinating’(he did
work for In Search Of) ‘You are after all essentially irrational’ and
the ever present ‘Live Long and Prosper’. Do you wish to boldly go? I
suggest taking Star Trek Talking Spock Bobblehead Headknocker with. He’ll
help you make decisions!
Terminator Salvation Funko Force T-600 Bobblehead
From Funko’s new “Funko Force” line of Bobbleheads we have the Terminator
Salvation Funko Force T-600 Bobblehead! This Terminator T-600 taken straight
from the hit film Terminator: Salvation measures 6″ high and is programmed
to kill all whiney overly self-important actors who throw a friggen’ baby-fit
when someone isn’t paying attention to them!
The Thing Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble Head
It’s clobberin’ time! Well I don’t know how much butt kicking this 4
inch tall The Thing Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble Head will be doing any time
soon but it is important to establish his state of mind. I suppose the
Fantastic Four’s Thing is used to people reacting strangely…but this
time instead of ‘AHHH!’ it’ll be ‘awwww!’. Ah the power of perspective….and
mini vinyl figures. So the moral of the story is that cosmic radiation
can give you super powers…and make you insanely cute regardless of what
you are made of.
Thor Movie Destroyer Bobble Head
Ah the Asgardian Destroyer. You can’t have normal security guards when
you are on divine planes. That’s where the Destroyer comes in. Highly
resistant to damage and filled with unquestionable dedication to the ruler
of Asgard this battle construct protects the Vault of Asgard. I wonder
if Thor and it will ever have a run in together? Eh probably just a shot
in the dark. Anyways this Thor Movie Destroyer Bobble Head stands around
6 inches tall and was constructed by a bobble head version of the All-Father…
Thor Movie Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble Head
Ah the mighty Thor! I see you must still need some humbling. First Odin
put you in an infirm human doctor…suppose you didn’t learn anything
from that because you are now in a 4 inch Thor Movie Pop Marvel Vinyl
Bobble Head! Yowzah man. Maybe you’ll figure it out this time! How are
you going to be Loki looking that adorable and absolutely precious? He’ll
probably just stop messing with you on that general principle. Oh well.
At least you’ll get to live forever and never age as a mind-sweltering
cute bobble head. Get the Thor Movie Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble Head…almost
as good as a magical hammer!
Darth Vader Funko Force Bobble Head
How the heck was Darth Vader supposed to balance the force at 5 inches
tall? Wait a tick…this is just a Darth Vader Funko Force Bobble Head!
I got really worried there for a moment. My entire view of the Star Wars
series became immensely confused. Much more so then when they added Jar
Jar Binks. Sure it is fashionable to take shots at that guy but come on…he
is the real reason Anakin fell to the dark side. Anakin lost his girlfriend
in his rage and then realized the only person he had left was Jar Jar.
Yeah I would have no problem going to the Jedi Temple and ‘cleaning up’
either. The Darth Vader Funko Force Bobble Head – he hates Obi Wan.
Vision Bobblehead Head Knocker
Nothing like having a great hard to get comic item like the Vision Bobblehead.
Not too much to say about the Vision other than he’s an android from space
somewhere is cool as ice and makes it with a psycho witch in red tights
and cape!!! Lucky android. I always wondered… is it true that the Red
Tornado is his cousin? Get all of the Marvel bobbleheads including the
Wolverine Bobblehead Head Knocker
All of the X-Men Bobbleheads are great to get especially the Wolverine
Bobblehead. Sometime after World War II Logan (later to be called Wolverine)
was taken by a group of scientists led by Dr. Cornelius as part of the
Weapon X program (that originally started with Captain America). Cornelius
was hired to perfect and use a technique that would bond the indestructible
elemental metal adamantium to human bone cells and kitchen cookware. Cornelius
was able to bond the admantium to Logan’s skeleton and (not a pleasent
feeling) and Logan was indoctrinated into the Weapon X assassin program.
After his encounter with the Hulk Wolverine was conscripted by Department
H to join and lead Alpha Flight Canada’s government-run super team. During
his leadership of Alpha Flight Wolverine was approached by Professor Charles
Xavier who was looking for mutants to help his students the X-Men escape
from the island-being known as Krakoa which had captured them. Wolverine
left Alpha Flight to accompany Xavier and rescue the captured X-Men. After
Krakoa was defeated Wolverine decided to stay with the X-Men for reasons
which included that he had fallen for the X-Man (woman) known as Marvel
Girl Jean Gray later known as the PHOENIX. Get all four of the X-Men bobbleheads.
Wolverine Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble Head
Shnnickt! Man everybody loves Wolverine…and the people who don’t will
love him after seeing this 4 inch Wolverine Pop Marvel Vinyl Bobble Head!
Heck I bet Cyclops can even get on board and there is some tension between
those two. I believe her name is Jean Gray? Well I suppose this is the
most friendly and adorable Wolverine has ever been. That doesn’t even
feel right writing. Wolverine…cute….nice? Nah I must have fallen into
some weird alternate dimension. Lets hope Marvel doesn’t catch wind and
decide to restart X-Men anytime soon(oh wait a tick).
Wonder Woman Head Knocker Bobblehead
One of the top selling Bobbleheads we have is the Wonder Woman Bobblehead.
She is literally one of the strongest and most powerful superheroes in
the DC Universe. Here we have the Wonder Woman 6-inch Head Knocker bobblehead.
Green Lantern Movie Power Battery Book Ends
Here’s a set of solid resin bookends each measuring 8.25″ high 4″ wide
and 3″ deep sculpted in the shape of the Green Lantern Power Battery taken
from the hit live action Green Lantern movie! Let’s face it; you read
a lot of books while stationed on Oa. Yeah you’re there for training as
a newly conscripted Green Lantern but when training ends for the day you
crawl back to your pod-thing and read since y’know it’s hard to relate
to a fella with a mouth on his shoulder. Ugh. Anyway these are some high
quality solid bookends shaped as Green Lantern Power Batteries ready to
contain universal chaos and spontaneous book toppling.
Green Lantern Movie Symbol Book Ends
Measuring 4.25″ across 3.25″ wide and 7.25″ high these solid resin bookends
are sculpted in the shape and likeness of the Green Lantern symbol each
layered with a raised Green Lantern logo! To hell with the books! Slap
the 2 halves together and you have one huge 3D Green Lantern symbol that’s
perfect for display display and…..an exceptionally heavy hood ornament
for your Green Lantern themed mini-van! Yep. Anyway these Green Lantern
bookends also feature little soft circular feet on the bookend bottoms
so..so you don’t wreck stuff. Yep.
Batman Fists-Up Kids Rubber Rain Boots
Here they are! Batman rubber rain boots for kids! No foolin’! These rubber
boots are made from 100% Natural rubber featuring a slightly raised image
of Batman’s fists-at-the-ready and cowled cranium along with his Bat-symbol
centered on the tip of the boot. And check out Batman’s printed cape filling
in the rest of the boot! These Batman rain boots also feature full net-lining
deluxe non-slip soles and steel shanks! These Batman rain boots are absolutely
perfect for wearing while walking through the underground rivers weeding
through the Bat Cave in various unexpected places. Yep. That’s what they’re
good for. Robin must have slipped at least….100 times or so ‘afore Batman
thew these at ‘em. Thanks Batman!
Hero Black GO GO Boots 3 Inch Heel
The Hero Black GO GO Boots 3 Inch Heel are perfect. Why? It is black
leather! You can’t ever go wrong with that. Ever. Just look at Catwoman
Batgirl…or heck even Kate Beckinsale in that crazy vampire movie. I
mean right there should be enough to get you plenty interested in the
Hero Black GO GO Boots 3 Inch Heel which features patented black leather
which can be cleaned using a damp cloth or repaired using many of the
available patent leather and poromeric chemicals. That’s important because
I’m sure the boots probably go along with a tight leather suit – which
is probably drenched in werewolf/ vampire hybrid blood after a rough night
of high profile thievery in Gotham. Wait…is that right?
Catwoman! Sexy Time Cat Boots
For the woman who wants to be Catwoman and have every man in the roomwith
his tongue hanging out… these are the boots for you! Hot tallsexy definitely
Catty!!!No half sizesare made only full sizes. Patent Leather. 6″ Heel!
Come up to midthigh region… Rrrraaawwrrrr!! Zipper on the inseam portion
of theboot.CLEANING: Dirt adhering to thecoating can be removed with a
damp cloth using a mild soap if needed.Minor scratches and scuff marks
in the coating itself can be removedusing one of several special purpose
patent leather and poromericcleaners on the market.
Super Girl/Woman Boots 3 Inch High Heel
Just when you needed something to make you the smash hit at the party!
These are OH-SO-HOT and are a sexy choice for any Supergirl outfit. These
Super-girly boots feature a thin 3″ heel made for….stompin’! These are
made from a leathery hybrid with a shiny veneer and perfect for…wearing!
Hero Green GO GO Boots 3 Inch Heel
Made from patent leather here’s a shiny pair of light green Go Go boots
with 3″ heels for the ladies! Ready to rid the forest or galaxy of vagrants
violent criminals or liberals? Then suit up and zip-up these glossy high
quality costume boots! These Green boots come up to the upper portion
of your porcelain calves unlike other boots that are right at the knee!
They have a Go Go Heel normal sole (not platform). There’s a handy zipper
running along the boot’s length on the inseam portion of the boot. Oh
and they’re pretty easy to care for since dirt adhering to the coating
can be removed with a damp cloth using a mild soap if needed. Minor scratches
and scuff marks in the coating itself can be removed using one of several
special purpose patent leather and poromeric cleaners on the market. These
green Go Go boots for the ladies are perfect for wearing along with your……green
costume for when it’s time to free the….unicorns from Happyflower Forest!
Or help the rest of the Green Lanterns liberate the…3 armed pandas from
Gugoo 3! The Red Lanterns are..using them as doorstops. Again.
Black Bat Boots for Men
Here’s a pair of synthetic leather mid-calf reaching boots very much
like the boots worn by a certain…somebody. Ok maybe Batman wears something
similar. Maybe. Anyway these shiny black boots feature a zipper along
the back for easy…dressing….and look great with the rest of your Batman-like
costume! These are high-end quality boots perfect for wearing wearing
and…..taking off. Eventually. But only when the job is done.
Red Super Boots for Men
Made from synthetic leather this mid-calf reaching pair of red Super
Hero boots for men feature a 1″ heel a zipper on the back running the
length of the boots for easy….insertion and removal….and a shiny expertly
stitched veneer. One might wear these when donning a costume that looks
like a certain Man of Steel…ok a Superman costume. These would go great
with the rest of your Superman costume. No foolin’. These red Super Hero
boots are also perfect for…wearing. Oh and taking off. Maybe. I mean
it really depends on how much humanity needs you on any given day I suppose.
Hero Red GO GO Boots 3 Inch Heel
You know what makes Supergirl or Wonder Woman look so freaking good?
It isn’t that wonderful smile or form fitting outfit or even their indomitable
and fierce spirit(though those help). It is their choice of footwear!
Jeez. Everybody knows that. Just take a look see at these special patent
leather Hero Red GO GO Boots with a 3 Inch Heel! Man I feel like a pretty
little flower just looking at those things and I’m a guy. Did I just write
that into a description? Oh sweet mercy. Anyways these Hero Red GO GO
Boots 3 Inch Heel are great for completing a costume or looking wholly
unique walking about town. These bad boys can be cleaned with a damp cloth
and minor scuffs can be fixed with any of the available patent leather
chemicals…that’s important because you’ll probably be getting a ton
of use out of the Hero Red GO GO Boots 3 Inch Heel! Everybody looks good
in red. Period.
Super Go Go Woman Boots 3 Inch Heel
Oh yeah! Do you want to dress up like Supregirl? Great then these boots
are just for you! The boots are a perfect addition to any Supergirl get-up.Patent
Leather. 3″ Heel. Boots come up to the upper portion of your calf. Go
Go Heel normal sole Sole (not platform). Zipper on the inseam portion
of the boot. No half sizes are made only full sizes.CLEANING: Dirt adhering
to the coating can be removed with a damp cloth using a mild soap if needed.
Minor scratches and scuff marks in the coating itself can be removed using
one of several special purpose patent leather and poromeric cleaners on
Superman Fist-Up Kids Rubber Rain Boots
Superman doesn’t like the rain one bit. You know what it is like moving
at the speed of a bullet in a torrential downpour? It is like having a
million stinging needles smacking you in the face at mach 5. YOU try keeping
your eyes open! Superman also hates wet socks. Superman lives above the
Arctic Circle and as such anything that has any kind of moisture to it
becomes rock hard and immensely uncomfortable. If only Superman had a
pair of nice boots…Oh well look-y what I’ve found here. The Superman
Fist-Up Kids Rubber Rain Boots! We don’t have adult sizes which sucks
for the Man of Steel but your little Superboy or Supergirl should have
no problem fitting into these! Made of a durable rubber these boots will
be sure to keep your rugrat’s feetsies warm…plus they’ll be super styling
with a bold image of Superman prepared to lay the smack down. These Superman
rain boots also feature full net-lining deluxe non-slip soles and steel
shanks! Nobody is going to take anybody’s milk money EVER AGAIN.
Hero White GO GO Boots 3 Inch Heel
Borne from special patent leather the Hero White GO GO Boots with a 3
inch heel are for the formal occasions. You know stuff like Superman and
Lois are getting hitched or Wonder Woman and Aquaman are burying the axe
(Flashpoint?) or maybe the ribbon cutting ceremony of a bigger wall around
Arkham Asylum. Of course you don’t need a formal occasion to don the Hero
White GO GO Boots 3 Inch Heel; maybe they’ll complete your Power Girl
Supergirl or Wonder Woman costume! Then you can start wearing it out all
of the time. While you’re at work going to the mall or checking out that
fancy new restaurant the Hero White GO GO Boots 3 Inch Heel will be sure
to garner attention. You can keep the Hero White GO GO Boots 3 Inch Heel
looking pristine by cleaning with a damp cloth and solving minor scuffs
and scrapes with any of the wildly used patent leather and poromeric materials!
Wonder Go Go Woman Boots 3 Inch Heel
If you’re looking for the right boots to get dressed up as Wonder Woman
then these are them. For those of you Wonder Women who are dying to dress
up like her but are too scared to try on a pair of stripper boots we have
the amazingly hot not toot outrageous Wonder Go Go Boots!! These are perfect
for any gal who just wants to add not only a flair to her wardrobe but
is interested in wearing a permanent smile around town as well as turning
a few heads. These boots ARE GUARANTEED to get you noticed by men and
women. These are perfect for not only looking hot cute and sexy as well
as being a total confidence booster! No half sizes are made only full
sizes. Made from Patent Leather with a 3″ Heel! Comes up to the upper
portion of your Wonder Calf! (The other Stripper boots are right at the
knee!!) Go Go Heel normal sole (not platform). Zipper on the inseam portion
of the boot. CLEANING: Dirt adhering to the coating can be removed with
a damp cloth using a mild soap if needed. Minor scratches and scuff marks
in the coating itself can be removed using one of several special purpose
patent leather and poromeric cleaners on the market.
Wonder Patriot Woman Boots 5 Inch Heel
For someone who wants a patriotic Wonder Woman look these boots are the
way to go. For the woman who wants to be the hottest thing since sliced
bread!! These boots not only put you on people’s radar they simply knock
people out with their red and white stripes and star stangled blue banner
field!!! Wonder Patriot Boots Attributes No half sizes are made only full
sizes. Patent Leather. 5″ Heel! Come up to mid calf region. White Lace
up front with zipper inseam! Some sizes might not currently be in stock
CLEANING: Dirt adhering to the coating can be removed with a damp cloth
using a mild soap if needed. Minor scratches and scuff marks in the coating
itself can be removed using one of several special purpose patent leather
and poromeric cleaners on the market.
Wonder Sexy Woman Boots 5 Inch Heel
If you’re looking for the right boots to get dressed up as a HOT sexy
Wonder Woman then these are them. These are absolutely gorgeous! With
patent leather that has been given a high glossy shiny finish. The white
stripe on red background legitimizes this boot for even the most discriminating
Wonder Woman fanatic. Sexy Boot Attributes No half sizes are made only
full sizes. Patent Leather. 5″ Heel! Platform Sole. Some sizes might not
currently be in stock CLEANING: Dirt adhering to the coating can be removed
with a damp cloth using a mild soap if needed. Minor scratches and scuff
marks in the coating itself can be removed using one of several special
purpose patent leather and poromeric cleaners on the market.
Spiderman Funtainer Thermos Bottle
Measuring 2.62″ W x 2.62″ D x 7.38″ H this 12oz beverage bottle features
images of Spiderman…swinging! I know it’s not something that you see
everyday. Anyway this quality Thermos brand beverage bottle features double
wall vacuum insulation for maximum cold temperature retention. It’s made
with a sturdy stainless steel exterior and interior so…it can take what
the average kids throws at it! This Spiderman bottle also features a hygienic
push-button lid with pop-up silicone straw! I should also mention that
this Spiderman bottle is dishwasher safe features a no-slip scratch resistant
base and..and…..and the exterior stays condensation free! This Spiderman
beverage bottle is…well it’s a heck of a lot more handy than Spiderman.
Star Trek 27oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle
Here’s a stainless steel water bottle measuring 9.5″ high adorned with
the simulated schematics of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701! Oh and then there’s
the Star Trek logo too! The plastic top features a tight snap-on hinged
lid offering a secure seal. And… it has a handle-thing! You a fan of
Star Trek? Yeah? You a fan of reusable 27oz bottles that may curb the
use of plastic? Yeah? Uh…..ADD TO CART! And…uh….Beam me…uh…upwards!
DC Comics Character Heads Set of 4 Buttons
Here’s a pack of 4 buttons each featuring a very familiar illustration
of some of DC Comics’ most recognizable characters from the neck up! Or
in some cases the chest up (talking about you Superman)! There’s Superman!
Hey it’s Batman and he’s smiling…sort of. There’s the Flash! How in
the hell did they get him on film? Oh and there’s the Joker! Guess they
let him out of Arkham for the….oh he escaped again and updated his Facebook
page. I guess that’s how they got the picture for this Joker Button! Each
Button measures 1.25″ across ready to be pinned onto the groin of an unsuspecting
Marvel Zombie! Brand New Day? How about “Thanks for making my Spiderman
Marvel Heroes Metal Bottle Opener
You don’t need super powers to open up those non-twist top bottles…though
you certainly could pretend with this great Marvel Heroes Metal Bottle
Opener! You weren’t bitten by a radioactive spider. You weren’t injected
with super solider serum. You don’t have endless amounts of money at your
disposal. Nobody has to know that! This great bottle opener features Spider
Man Captain America and Iron Man with some bold sound effects lettering.
You love drinking. You love Marvel Comics. So with the transitive property
one could assume that you would love the Marvel Heroes Metal Bottle Opener.
Just remember to be responsible while using super powers. Stands 5 inches
high and 1 inch thick!
X-Men & Wolverine Mens Pull-In Boxers
Yep the X-Men & Wolverine Mens Pull-In Boxers now with 10% more Cyclops
(your actual Cyclops content may vary depending on coral growth cereal
prices local light speed or international communism)! Oh these boxers
are strange and wondrous to behold; they’re made with a 85% Polyester
and 15% Lycra blend for super comfort and use a sublimated printing process
to get the image deep into the material providing resistance to fading
from UV light chlorine salts etc. Even the waistband is made by the same
folks who work with snowboarders and motocross riders to make their x-tra
tough waistbands. This underwear would be sweet if they were just oh lets
say blue but they’re not! They’re covered with classic X-men comic art
featuring Wolverine. This makes the whole package the perfect thing to
pull your pants over.
X-Men & Wolverine Kids Pull-In Boxer Briefs
Cast your mind adrift kids to the wilds of northern Canada home of the
rough tough Wolverine. Well if you do that you’d probably want some mental
mittens and some nice underwear. How ’bout some X-Men & Wolverine Kids
Pull-In Boxer Briefs? They’re underwear that’s sure to impress the locals
( mostly beavers I think? ) after all Pull-In designs and makes high quality
underwear. Made from a 85% Polyester and and 15% Lycra material with sublimated
printing a super process of infusing the ink into the fabric for resistance
to fading from UV light and cleaning these kids boxer brief style underwear
are soft durable and comfortable. The design features a mix of action
packed Wolverine and X-men comic art in a pattern which makes every pair
slightly unique and different.
X-Men & Wolverine Mens Pull-In Boxer Briefs
Gosh these are top quality undies. I mean Pull-In doesn’t mess around
when they make these X-Men & Wolverine Mens Boxer Briefs. They’re made
with a 85% Polyester and 15% Lycra blend for X-tra comfort and use a sublimated
printing process to get that print deep into the fabric giving it an almost
mutant resistance to fading from UV light chlorine salts etc. Even the
waistband is made by the same folks who work with snowboarder and motocross
riders to make their rough tough waistbands. So the underwear would be
very nice without the sweet design but there is the ultra classic Wolverine
art from some great X-Men comics making a bold statement with some fine
Captain America Mens Shorty Pull In Boxer Briefs
Obviously these Captain America Mens Shorty Boxer Briefs are French manufacturer
Pull-In’s way to honor the long and storied history of Ameri-French relations:
Lafayette Lafitte the Statue of Liberty and French Toast! So think of
these men’s shorty style boxer briefs as the french toast of underwear!
They do the same thing regular undies do just soooooo much nicer. The
quality sublimation printing means the print is directly in the fabric
making it much more resistant to wear and fading from UV chlorine salts
etc. Which is good since the classic Captain America comic art printed
on these boxer briefs deserves quality printing. Made from a combination
of 85% Polyester and 15% Lycra this fine garment represents a pinnacle
of under your pants wear!
Marvel Cards Mens Shorty Pull-In Boxer Briefs
Here are some top end bottoms for men: the Marvel Cards Mens Shorty Boxer
Briefs. Made by Pull-In and available only in a few American outlets (
including us…yay us!) these briefs are made from top of the line materials
and printing processes and….. a little technomagic. Okay maybe not magic
but high quality nonetheless! The crazy playing card motif features a
line up of Marvel Heroes some of whom you don’t see everyday. Sure Wolverine
is here and Spiderman but you also get Luke Cage Black Cat Moonknight
and more. That’s the Marvel Universe on some underwear for ya! The sublimated
printing process used on the 85% Polyester and 15% Lycra material kind
of “infuses” the print in the material making it resistant to fade and
wear from UV light chlorine and all sorts of other bad stuff that might
fade your undies.
Marvel Faces Mens Shorty Pull-In Boxer Briefs
I’m like you every morning when I shout “Deploy Underwear!” I like to
know my overpants will be covering some quality underpants. Pull-ins makes
that kind of top flight garment and these quality Marvel Faces Mens Shorty
Boxer Briefs are covered in close ups of Marvel comics guys like The Thing
Wolverine The Hulk Sabertooth Magneto and more. The briefs are made from
a 85% Polyester and and 15% Lycra material and use a sublimated print
process to infuse the print into the fabric giving it resistance to fading
from light and washing. Available from few outlets in the U.S. these pull-in
boxer briefs are the sort of underwear that doesn’t just fall off any
Marvel Villains Mens Shorty Pull-In Boxer Briefs
Mad bad and dangerous to know that’s what these Marvel Villains Mens
Shorty Boxer Briefs are. Ok maybe Lord Byron could beat up Mysterio but
the naughty factor really goes up from there. We’ll start with Mystique
Sabretooth Bullseye scale bad then move up all the way to truly epic level
evil like Dr. Doom Green Goblin Magneto AND MOLEMAN! AHHHHHHHH! Wait what
Moleman? Well let’s move on from that. These briefs are designed and created
by Pull-in to be the top end of the underwear pile featuring 85% Polyester
and 15% Lycra material and sublimated printing for resistance to fading
from light and washing. Even the waistband is created by the same people
who make waistbands for the snowboarding and motocross crowds. Oh and
the Super-Skrull is on here too!
Batman Dark Knight Boxer Briefs
Made from 95% cotton and 5% spandex these Batman boxer briefs for men
feature a wacky collage of illustrated Batman images including the Bat
symbol and…assorted wackiness. These Batman Boxer Briefs are machine
washable with an exposed waistband featuring the Dark Knight trademark
logo!Underwear Returns Disclaimer
Batman Symbol Grey Boxer Briefs
Made from 95% Cotton and 5% spandex this soft gray pair of mens’ boxer
briefs features a Batman symbol right on top of…”The Area”…with black
highlights bordering the leg-openings and fully functioning fly! And check
out the raised yellow Batman logos adorning the elastic covered waistband!
YEAH! These Batman boxer briefs are great if you happen to like boxers
briefs boxers and briefs together or any and all under-clothing adorned
with one or more Batman symbols!